Introduction by ahorsewithnoname: Im Not Telling was a member of my writing website for a five year span. He wrote the following story, which was well-received. A year and a half ago, he stopped logging in to our website. As per the site rules, we're publishing some of his work here. As an editor, I went through and scrutinized the grammar like nobody's business. You can't get everything, so forgive mistakes that you find, please. As for Im Not Telling, we can only hope for the best. If this is even somewhat of a true story, perhaps you should heed the warning. I didn't, because I edited this. Oh crap! I hear people outside . . .