If I had to pick one thing I don't like about myself, it's the fact that my A.D.D. keeps me from focusing on just one project at a time. Getting hopped up on Dr. Pepper probably doesn't help either.
As far as the pen-name goes, it's a stupid pun I made up when I was barely 18 and posting my first story to the Erotic Mind-Control Story Archive, and it kind of stuck.