I'm no cartoonist, but I wish I were because that's how I write. My stories are purposely ridiculous and unrealistic, written as if they take place in an alternate universe where actions do not have the same consequences as they do in our universe, and where the same rules simply don't apply.
My first set of stories I'm writing for Stories Online is a seven-part series called Twenty-First Century Nakedblondes.
The life of a nakedblonde is a calling, and only a select few females fit the criteria. A nakedblonde has blonde hair, of course, and she's young, submissive by nature, has large breasts and wears nothing but white high heels.
A nakedblonde chooses this profession because she loves nothing more than having a thick, impatient erection pumping in and out of her sucking mouth. She can be purchased at an auction, online or through mail order catalogs, or she can be rented at any number of retail establishments.
Her role in society is invaluable, as her services help to decrease male masturbation (which has been known to contribute to blindness), as well as helping to curb infidelity and sexual harassment.
It is illegal to have sex with a nakedblonde anywhere except her mouth, but "rubbing" is not considered intercourse, so sometimes her breasts or her closed legs are fucked instead of her mouth.
Each one of these seven stories, or chapters, is what I think of as a "stand-alone" because it can be read separate from the other chapters. They do follow a chronological order, beginning the day Ashley's daddy first brought their new nakedblonde home from the auction. But they can be read in any order, because any and all necessary back story or plot details are contained within each chapter.
My first set of stories I'm writing for Stories Online is a seven-part series called Twenty-First Century Nakedblondes.
The life of a nakedblonde is a calling, and only a select few females fit the criteria. A nakedblonde has blonde hair, of course, and she's young, submissive by nature, has large breasts and wears nothing but white high heels.
A nakedblonde chooses this profession because she loves nothing more than having a thick, impatient erection pumping in and out of her sucking mouth. She can be purchased at an auction, online or through mail order catalogs, or she can be rented at any number of retail establishments.
Her role in society is invaluable, as her services help to decrease male masturbation (which has been known to contribute to blindness), as well as helping to curb infidelity and sexual harassment.
It is illegal to have sex with a nakedblonde anywhere except her mouth, but "rubbing" is not considered intercourse, so sometimes her breasts or her closed legs are fucked instead of her mouth.
Each one of these seven stories, or chapters, is what I think of as a "stand-alone" because it can be read separate from the other chapters. They do follow a chronological order, beginning the day Ashley's daddy first brought their new nakedblonde home from the auction. But they can be read in any order, because any and all necessary back story or plot details are contained within each chapter.
