Oh there you are. Please, do come in and have a seat. No, no...not there. I'm afraid that's not actually a chair. What is it?
Oh, it's a special toy we use for special little boys and girls.
Yes, it does look fun, doesn't it?
Welcome to my dungeon. Now... close your eyes and take a deep, cleansing breath. That's it... Now... I want you to think of your deepest, darkest fantasy. No, no. Not that one. Go deeper. Take that one that you store deep inside yourself because you're afraid to go there. Mmmm...that's right.
Now... release it.
This is the place where dreams roam free. You are allowed to feel here. You are allowed to think whatever you like. And guess what?
This is the place where those dreams come true.
Now, sit back and relax, pet... I'm going to take you on the ride of your life.