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Patreon: www.patreon.com/jasoncaldwell

PLEASE READ: Regarding disappearing stories - Amazon is rather draconian when it comes to competition. If you have a book in their Kindle Unlimited program, that story can't appear elsewhere. Most of what I write will appear here before hitting Amazon, so you will still be able to read the stories, just note that they might be taken down. Absolutely all my fiction also appears on my Patreon.

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Jason Caldwell

BIO: I'm not sure what's supposed to go here, so I'll just put a few snippets about who I am.

I was born in a log cabin that was situated on the banks of the great Mississippi river. My youth was spent with my friends Huck Finn and Paul Bunyan as we found adventure and fame.

I'm deathly allergic to left handed (pawed?) possums.

Sadly, I'm not bilingual. Thankfully, a number of the voices in my head are.

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

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