[TLC Chorus:]
No...One....
Writes like Elsol
Sees the light like Elsol
No one gives out critiques really quite like Elsol
[LaFool:]
For no writer in here's half as gifted
He's perfect, the new Hemingway
When you read him your heart will be lifted
If your writing needs work he can show you the wayyyy
[TLC Chorus:]
No one's reads like Elsol
Does great deeds like Elsol
[LaFool:]
No one lays down a heavyweight screed like Elsol
[ElSol:]
As an author my stories are scintillating
[Everyone:]
He's on a roll... Elsoool
[FADE TLC CHORUS]
I'm El Kabong. I look exactly like Elsol, and I approve of this message...
Written by JoJo "Duck and Cover" Starwheel aka Flibinite of www.mcstories.com