It needs to be a story too!
SOL must have plenty of stories about geek/nerd teenage boys whose aim is to lose their v-plates. My novel, 'Gay!', has that as one of its minor themes.
AJ
Write a story about computer geeks.
Or one of my favorites - remember the promise to jihadist martyrs involves 72 virgins? Nothing says they aren't other jihadis...
Nothing says they aren't other jihadis...
Sorry to be a party pooper, but, the arabic/original wording says 72 virgin 'Houria' which in arabic means very beautiful woman. The English translation is missing the 'very beautiful woman' part and focuses only on her being a virgin.
Sorry to be a party pooper, but, the arabic/original wording says 72 virgin 'Houria' which in arabic means very beautiful woman.
The part they don't tell them is the Houria will be virgins for eternity. Eternity as an incel surrounded by beautiful women.... Doesn't sound like a reward to me. :)
Just wait for when they all go on their periods...at the same time. And can you imagine having 72 different Honey Do lists.
This is heaven how exactly?
Sorry to be a party pooper, but, the arabic/original wording says 72 virgin 'Houria' which in arabic means very beautiful woman. The English translation is missing the 'very beautiful woman' part and focuses only on her being a virgin.
Unfortunately for inbred goatfucking cowards the world over, the alien bureaucrat left to ensure that the primitive superstitious beings of Sol III get the 'afterlife' they expect only bothered to learn English (and gave up trying to learn any other Earth languages after finding the simplest language spoken on the planet - a fact made obvious by the fact it's more widely spoken than any other language - so difficult to learn) and so used the English documents.
Sorry to be a party pooper, but, the arabic/original wording says 72 virgin 'Houria' which in arabic means very beautiful woman.
'Houria' does not limit the faith or sexuality of the 'beautiful woman', so the 72 virgins could all be Christian lesbians.
:)
Christian lesbians.
...which any devout muslim would believe means he would be justified in raping them.
...which any devout muslim would believe means he would be justified in raping them.
But if he raped some of them, he wouldn't have 72 virgins anymore. So clearly they must all be wearing chastity belts.
So clearly they must all be wearing chastity belts.
And to make him feel right at home, the kind that explode...