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Uther_Pendragon ๐Ÿšซ

Somebody should write a story about current protests. One or more guys decide:
If the government can't make you cover your mouth for a clear social benefit, they can't make me cover my cock for a moral prejudice.

Replies:   Dominions Son  ystokes  bk69
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Uther_Pendragon

One or more guys decide:
If the government can't make you cover your mouth for a clear social benefit, they can't make me cover my cock for a moral prejudice.

1. The social benefit of masks is not nearly as clear a some would like you to believe.

2. You see signs all the time on certain establishments that say "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service." Notice, the signs never say anything about pants.

Flanny_315 ๐Ÿšซ

Do you watch South Park? Butters started a movement by dropping his pants one day as protest. Pretty good story arc there actually.
Flanny

ystokes ๐Ÿšซ

@Uther_Pendragon

If the government can't make you cover your mouth for a clear social benefit

Are you talking about Georgia's mandate outlawing mandates?

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@ystokes

Are you talking about Georgia's mandate outlawing mandates?

How do heterosexual women vet potential partners if they can't go on dates with them?

AJ

Replies:   ystokes  bk69
ystokes ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

How do heterosexual women vet potential partners if they can't go on dates with them?

AJ

They do that all the time on the TV show Married at first sight.

bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

How do heterosexual women vet potential partner

By checking them out when they're wearing shirts but no pants. Obviously.

LonelyDad ๐Ÿšซ

Just like the mail-order brides of the American old west of the 1800s.

Replies:   ystokes  irvmull
ystokes ๐Ÿšซ

@LonelyDad

Just like the mail-order brides of the American old west of the 1800s.

Or of the arranged marriages that still happen today in some parts of the world.

irvmull ๐Ÿšซ
Updated:

@LonelyDad

Just like the mail-order brides of the American old west of the 1800s.

Yeah, but that was before the price of postage went up - along with the average weight of brides. That must be why it isn't done anymore.

Edit: just looked on the USPS website. Do I need to check "Live animal (execept for day-old poultry)", or the "hazardous material" box?

Replies:   LonelyDad
LonelyDad ๐Ÿšซ

@irvmull

@LonelyDad

Just like the mail-order brides of the American old west of the 1800s.

Yeah, but that was before the price of postage went up - along with the average weight of brides. That must be why it isn't done anymore.

Edit: just looked on the USPS website. Do I need to check "Live animal (execept for day-old poultry)", or the "hazardous material" box?

To be safe I would probably check both.

bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@Uther_Pendragon

Ah... the infamous 'cockshirters' from Burning Man. (They were run off years ago, though.)

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