Today in the USA is a public holiday "President's Day". Are there any stories about Presidents? I can think of one, a do-over where the hero gets elected Vice-president and becomes President when the incumbent gets killed at the world trade center on nine-eleven when planes crash into it. But that isn't really the focus of the story.
There may be humor here somewhere. I am not a President, but I am a resident. And I P Freely. (Who wrote "The Yellow River.) All I need is a P to be a President.