Attention Baseball fans! Tony Stevens fans! - Stevens stories about to go to Premier only. The veil will drop shortly. If you dont have a premier acct, you have been warned.
Heard this one myself -- Dizzy Dean was back at St. Louis stadium broadcasting a Cardinals game as the Falstaff game of the week. He yelled to a vender, "Hey, gimme a beer." The guy yelled back, "Which one ya want? We got two kinds." Dizzy yelled back, "There's only two kinds of beer made, root beer and Falstaff." I wonder if Augie Busch laughed too.