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Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ

What exactly constitutes a Geek?

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graybyrd ๐Ÿšซ
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@Remus2

A weird, bizarre, grotesque carnival performer, sometimes excessively hairy. Extremely reclusive and anti-social. More currently found at computer terminals patching Windows software.

joyR ๐Ÿšซ

Beware geeks bearing gifs...

graybyrd ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Beware geeks bearing gifs...

Now THAT is bloody clever... !

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joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@graybyrd

Now THAT is bloody clever... !

I can be a smart-ass all the time... But I'm only bloody clever once a month.

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Beware geeks bearing gifs...

Much more dangerous are Geeks gifting bears to you.

But the most dangerous are bears giving you geeks as gifts.

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joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

But the most dangerous are bears giving you geeks as gifts.

Actually the most dangerous are bare bears bearing greek geek gif gifts...

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Beware geeks bearing gifs...

Especially if you are wearing a Trojan. :)

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Especially if you are wearing a Trojan. :)

Why would -I- wear a Trojan..? No, actually, -where- would I wear one...?

btw

Did you know that the Trojans are indeed hung like horses...?

By the neck, although you need a really good reason and a strong high scaffold to hang a horse.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

-where- would I wear one...?

On your strap-on?

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

On your strap-on?

Ick...!! Kills the sensation.

John Demille ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Why would -I- wear a Trojan..? No, actually, -where- would I wear one...?

Well, https://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/media/img/mt/2014/07/female/lead_large.jpg

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@John Demille

Well,

So sexy, not going to break the mood at all......

For comparison, why not just stick a baseball bat in a bin bag and wave it around inside a rubbish skip...??

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John Demille ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

So sexy, not going to break the mood at all...

Not necessarily. Before I was married I always kept those as they were better for me. I used to put it on myself, and after the first penetration it just stayed in there until done.

Although, they do deaden the feeling for the women the same way that male condoms deaden it for the men.

So I used to alternate between men's and women's to keep it nice and fair.

richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Trojans

There are a few universities whose athletic teams are Trojans. I remember a University of Washington game I attended where the cheers included "Huskies Whail, Trojans Fail, Oh, Baby!

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joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

I remember a University of Washington game I attended where the cheers included "Huskies Whail, Trojans Fail, Oh, Baby!

So if they play the Redskins do they chant, "Huskies Yelp, Redskins Scalp, Oh, Baldy!!" ??

StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Why would -I- wear a Trojan..? No, actually, -where- would I wear one...?

They're not Trojan brand, but F/C's ... and you would wear it normally after insertion ...

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joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@StarFleet Carl

They're not Trojan brand,

Which rather punctures the original comment...

Replies:   StarFleet Carl
StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Which rather punctures the original comment...

But that means if it's punctured that in 9 months you could be a mama. (Granted, I'm safe, since I've had a vasectomy, so you don't have to worry about me personally doing that to you, but I don't know about some of these guys on here.)

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@StarFleet Carl

(Granted, I'm safe, since I've had a vasectomy, so you don't have to worry about me personally doing that to you, but I don't know about some of these guys on here.)

Unlike you I don't know about most of the guys on here. Is there something you'd like to share with the group, Carl ??

ps

I chose to use 'punctured' because with any condom, a little prick makes it useless.

:)

Replies:   StarFleet Carl
StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Is there something you'd like to share with the group, Carl ??

ps

I chose to use 'punctured' because with any condom, a little prick makes it useless.

I actually only know one guy from here, and that's because he also lives here, and asked me to help break the news to his family about his writing when he passes away.
----
The woman asked the guy with the little prick who he intended to please with that. He said, "ME!".

Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ

There doesn't seem to be a universally accepted definition.

Geeks bearing gifs... I might steal that line.

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Remus2

I might steal that line.

You can't steal that which is given freely.

(But I'm not sending you an Xmas present this year, so make the most of it.)

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