What exactly constitutes a Geek?
A weird, bizarre, grotesque carnival performer, sometimes excessively hairy. Extremely reclusive and anti-social. More currently found at computer terminals patching Windows software.
Now THAT is bloody clever... !
I can be a smart-ass all the time... But I'm only bloody clever once a month.
Beware geeks bearing gifs...
Much more dangerous are Geeks gifting bears to you.
But the most dangerous are bears giving you geeks as gifts.
But the most dangerous are bears giving you geeks as gifts.
Actually the most dangerous are bare bears bearing greek geek gif gifts...
Especially if you are wearing a Trojan. :)
Why would -I- wear a Trojan..? No, actually, -where- would I wear one...?
btw
Did you know that the Trojans are indeed hung like horses...?
By the neck, although you need a really good reason and a strong high scaffold to hang a horse.
Why would -I- wear a Trojan..? No, actually, -where- would I wear one...?
Well, https://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/media/img/mt/2014/07/female/lead_large.jpg
Well,
So sexy, not going to break the mood at all......
For comparison, why not just stick a baseball bat in a bin bag and wave it around inside a rubbish skip...??
So sexy, not going to break the mood at all...
Not necessarily. Before I was married I always kept those as they were better for me. I used to put it on myself, and after the first penetration it just stayed in there until done.
Although, they do deaden the feeling for the women the same way that male condoms deaden it for the men.
So I used to alternate between men's and women's to keep it nice and fair.
Trojans
There are a few universities whose athletic teams are Trojans. I remember a University of Washington game I attended where the cheers included "Huskies Whail, Trojans Fail, Oh, Baby!
I remember a University of Washington game I attended where the cheers included "Huskies Whail, Trojans Fail, Oh, Baby!
So if they play the Redskins do they chant, "Huskies Yelp, Redskins Scalp, Oh, Baldy!!" ??
Why would -I- wear a Trojan..? No, actually, -where- would I wear one...?
They're not Trojan brand, but F/C's ... and you would wear it normally after insertion ...
Which rather punctures the original comment...
But that means if it's punctured that in 9 months you could be a mama. (Granted, I'm safe, since I've had a vasectomy, so you don't have to worry about me personally doing that to you, but I don't know about some of these guys on here.)
(Granted, I'm safe, since I've had a vasectomy, so you don't have to worry about me personally doing that to you, but I don't know about some of these guys on here.)
Unlike you I don't know about most of the guys on here. Is there something you'd like to share with the group, Carl ??
ps
I chose to use 'punctured' because with any condom, a little prick makes it useless.
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Is there something you'd like to share with the group, Carl ??
ps
I chose to use 'punctured' because with any condom, a little prick makes it useless.
I actually only know one guy from here, and that's because he also lives here, and asked me to help break the news to his family about his writing when he passes away.
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The woman asked the guy with the little prick who he intended to please with that. He said, "ME!".
There doesn't seem to be a universally accepted definition.
Geeks bearing gifs... I might steal that line.
I might steal that line.
You can't steal that which is given freely.
(But I'm not sending you an Xmas present this year, so make the most of it.)
