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samsonjas ๐Ÿšซ

I click around, and can't see the big long list of everyone's the nominations any more. Now, instead of showing the list, it says there are none yet.

Also, can't find 2019 in the archives.

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@samsonjas

Here is a clue direct from the clitorides front page

It's voting time!

Time for the 2019 Awards Voting

Vote for your favourites from 2019


Why not click and learn more...?

Dinsdale ๐Ÿšซ

Crazy!

If you haven't read any of these stories please don't vote.

There are several categories of story where I have read one or two of the ones offered, but none where I got to three. This means I have to vote for my favourites in first / second place with some random story to make up the numbers. Or not vote.

samsonjas ๐Ÿšซ

So, presumably, you folks are seeing all the nominations?

I have checked from a couple of computers, both logged and and not logged in, and just get told there are none.

A couple of weeks ago I was regularly going down the nominees list and reading stories. Now, those pages are empty.

Replies:   Keet  joyR
Keet ๐Ÿšซ
Updated:

@samsonjas

So, presumably, you folks are seeing all the nominations?

I have checked from a couple of computers, both logged and and not logged in, and just get told there are none.

A couple of weeks ago I was regularly going down the nominees list and reading stories. Now, those pages are empty.

All nominations are made. If you click the big button "Vote for your favourites from 2019" all nominated stories/authors appear and you can vote for those nominated stories/authors. Just make sure you are logged in. The easiest way is to click the link "The Clitorides Awards" at the bottom left on the SOL homepage when you are logged into SOL. That way your login is passed to the clitorides page.

joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@samsonjas

I have checked from a couple of computers, both logged and and not logged in, and just get told there are none.

Ok, Step by step.

1. Use the link on the SOL home page to go to the clitorides site

2. Find the big box centre page that says, "Vote for your favourites from 2019"

3. Click on that box. (Its a link)

4. Vote.

Note

The 2019 stories will not be archived until after the winners are announced.

Nominations are now open for the 2020 awards

There is NOTHING wrong with the site.

If basic site navigation is too challenging then perhaps consider taking a course or buying an internet for dummies book...???

Replies:   karactr
karactr ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Or clear your cache, cookies, history, etc. and try again. I had the same problem on 2 different computers.

Be nice joyR :p

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@karactr

Be nice joyR :p

Be sure you let me know when your cache next needs attention... ;)

Replies:   Dominions Son  karactr
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

My cash gets too much attention, mostly from the government. :)

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

My cash gets too much attention, mostly from the government. :)

The perfect illustration of the difference between being pleasured and getting fucked. :)

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

The perfect illustration of the difference between being pleasured and getting fucked. :)

Yep.

Lie: We're from the government and we're here to help.

Truth: We're from the government. Pull you pants down, bend over, and smile.

Replies:   karactr  Remus2
karactr ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Truth: We're from the government. Pull you pants down, bend over, and smile.

And we don't even allow reach arounds.

Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Lie: We're from the government and we're here to help.

Truth: We're from the government. Pull you pants down, bend over, and smile.

Lie: We're from the government and we're here to help. We have a nice plot of land west of here we'll be glad to help you with.

Truth: We're from the government. Pack your shit, you're going to Oklahoma or your going to die here. Which will it be?

Replies:   StarFleet Carl
StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@Remus2

you're going to Oklahoma

Um ... I live in Oklahoma ... voluntarily.

I know, I know, you're referencing the trail of tears. It started in Indiana about 20 miles from where I lived up there. Battle of Tippecanoe was 2 miles from my house.

Replies:   Remus2
Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ

@StarFleet Carl

No, it started in the south east.

https://www.britannica.com/event/Trail-of-Tears

The Illinois part was a branch of the overall removal, but the primary recipients of the government "help" were the so called five civilized tribes. Specifically the Cherokee, Chickasaw, Choctaw, Creek (Muscogee), and Seminole nations.

Replies:   StarFleet Carl
StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@Remus2

I really hate to tell you this, but citing an Encyclopedia that is incomplete really doesn't mean much.

https://indianapublicmedia.org/momentofindianahistory/trail-of-death/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potawatomi_Trail_of_Death

Oh, look - Twin Lakes, Indiana. Same thing - Indian Removal Act, in 1838. Note that I live IN Oklahoma, as I said. I go east of town, I'm in the Citizen Potawatomi Nation. I go south of town, I'm in the Chickasaw Nation. I go west of town, I'm in the Cheyenne Nation. My great-grandmother is on the Dawes Rolls.

If you're going to get technical and say the Trail of Tears is different from the Trail of Death ... same damned thing, effectively.

Replies:   Remus2
Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ

@StarFleet Carl

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Removal_Act

The Indian Removal act was signed into effect circa 1830, not 1838.

Trail of Death is different. As for your great grandmother, I don't discount any Native blood, but do remember I was born and raised Eastern Band Cherokee on the Qualla Boundary Trust/reservation.

It's one thing to have a great grandmother that is of blood, it's another to be born and raised in it. My father was full blood, my mother was a first generation German immigrant he met at the end of WW2 while serving in the US Army. I won't argue the difference with you. That debate would be settled rather vehemently if you simply went over to Tahlequah and took it up with the council.

For the record, I first count myself as human. My father was very progressive for a full blood, which didn't make our families lives any easier. Growing up in school, the full bloods hated the half breeds, the whites hated the half breeds more than the full bloods, with the same applying to the Blacks. In the 60s, the only thing the full bloods, whites, hispanics, and blacks could agree on, was the mixed/half bloods were to be hated and reviled.

That said, don't tell me what it is to be an Indian and I won't tell you what it is to be whatever race you are. Hopefully we can agree that we are both humans.

Replies:   StarFleet Carl
StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@Remus2

Hopefully we can agree that we are both humans.

I agree with that.

What I meant with the Indian Removal Act was they began implementing it in 1838. Apologies. It wasn't the Corona Virus that made me mistype, it was the Seagrams Virus. Sometimes you shouldn't drink when you get on the forums.)

(My wife is from Shawnee. I've had many dealings with the Potawatami Tribe, both here, and from when I was back up in Indiana. And I agree with your assessment of what we had in the 60's.)

Replies:   Remus2
Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ

@StarFleet Carl

In my younger dumber years, it was the corn whisky virus. That graduated to the tequila virus, until I started avoiding alcohol completely.

karactr ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Be sure you let me know when your cache next needs attention... ;)

joy, don't tease me. I haven't had any since early 2011 when my late wife had her accident.

I might just esplode.

Replies:   joyR  madnige
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@karactr

don't tease me.

Are you sure I'm teasing...??? :)

madnige ๐Ÿšซ

@karactr

joy, don't tease me.

Joy's not teasing, she just wants your cache :)

Replies:   Dominions Son  joyR
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@madnige

Joy's not teasing, she just wants your cache :)

Are you implying that Joy is a prostitute?

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Are you implying that Joy is a prostitute?

Why Domie... Do you feel my honour needs defending..?

A true gentleman still exists. Thank You.

joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@madnige

Joy's not teasing, she just wants your cache :)

I don't want his cache... Just access to his big hard drive.. :)

Replies:   karactr
karactr ๐Ÿšซ
Updated:

@joyR

I don't want his cache... Just access to his big hard drive.. :)

My hard drive is only a pentabyte..not that big theses days, considering..I no longer have a cache, I just cleared it to get access to some clit...orides.

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@karactr

Clit O'Rides...

So you fancied a cute Irish lass then...??

Can we share...?? :)

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