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ninjas vs. dinosaur

tendres ๐Ÿšซ

I was playing with a story generator, and came up with this. Kinda crazy:

Setting: submarine / below the surface

Character(s): a pack of killer ninjas, a dinosaur with a bad attitude

Problem: they were out of food

Action taken: use stun gun

Outcome: epic fail

Resolution: they were never seen again

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@tendres

Time travel or Jurassic Park type scenario?

What kind of dinosaur? Dinosaurs went from little things the size of a chicken to 100 ton monstrosities. Plant eater or meat eater?

Replies:   tendres
tendres ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

I was thinking about all the chaos in an enclosed space.

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@tendres

I was thinking about all the chaos in an enclosed space.

An enclosed space limits the size / type of dinosaur.

I would go for accidental time travel.

Resolution: Scientists discover ninja throwing weapons embedded in 70 million year old coprolites(fossilized dino poop)...

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@tendres

Since the dinosaurs were intelligent enough to build spaceships and escape from Earth before the extinction-level asteroid hit that wiped out the non-believers, it's not a stretch for them to return to Earth to rescue useful creatures from our current time just before the next extinction-level asteroid hit.

Much as a British officer might be in charge of Ghurkas in an aircraft, so a Dinosaur officer might end up in charge of Ninjas in a submarine.

;-)

AJ

Replies:   Remus2  Radagast
Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Dinosaur officer might end up in charge of Ninjas in a submarine.

Ninja dinasaurs?

Radagast ๐Ÿšซ
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@awnlee jawking

Already done in DTP by Ryk E.Spoor with Boundary & Threshold.

BEMs that are literally space squid cause the dinosaur extinction. One of them is marooned on earth and surrounded by Velociraptors which it shoots just as the Chicxulub asteroid is dropped to kill him off.

Sixty million years later paleontologists dig up fossils riddled with bullets, which leads to a space race to find the BEM asteroid base. Which is full of frozen dinosaurs.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Radagast

Did the space squid have planetary origins? I'd find it hard to imagine them developing bullets otherwise.

AJ

Replies:   Radagast
Radagast ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Yes. IIRC they were from outside the solar system, militaristic and continued their fratricidal war here. Weapons and habitat were designed around the fact they were originally water dwellers and lacked the skeleton needed to handle heavy recoiling hand weapons. Its been a few years, I would have to reread it give you more info.

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Radagast

The ninja dinosaurs: Theycouldntsaurus, Nowusaurusnowudont

blackjack2145309 ๐Ÿšซ

@tendres

Wait i know! NINJA VELOCIRAPTORS! :P

Scary concept ain't it?

joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@tendres

A submarine full of ninjas comes across a dinosaur. Sounds like a weird bukakke story.

rkimmelerre ๐Ÿšซ

@tendres

My money's on the ninja, because it is well known that only a ninja can kill another ninja.

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@rkimmelerre

My money's on the ninja, because it is well known that only a ninja can kill another ninja.

"Dodge this!" [ fires high caliber pistol into the side of the ninja's head from point blank range ]

Replies:   joyR  awnlee jawking
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

"Dodge this!" [ fires high caliber pistol into the side of the ninja's head from point blank range ]

Nope.

Fire first. Then look for the next target.
Save the talking for the debrief.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

fires high caliber pistol into the side of the ninja's head from point blank range

The specially trained cops who murdered Jean Charles de Menezes on behalf of Cressida Dick fired bullets at the victim's head at point blank range but the majority missed.

(Then they destroyed the train's security footage to hide their embarrassment).

AJ

Replies:   Radagast
Radagast ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

IIRC at the time one requirement of being a firearms officer was never having held a firearms license. Because people interested in committing murder for the government shouldn't be interested in competency with the tool or some such rationalization.

Replies:   Radagast
Radagast ๐Ÿšซ

@Radagast

Further, losing evidence to ensure no prosecution is a time honored tradition. See Epstein's suicide, Jean Luc Brunel's suicide, Theresa May losing the Westminster Pedophile Dossier for the 2nd time & becoming Prime Minister shortly after, etc.

tendres ๐Ÿšซ
Updated:

@tendres

I moved my story generator to a public site, where you can try it out:

Story Generator

If you come up with a good one, please share it.

Most of it is sci-fi oriented, but might interest you.

(Mod, if this violates any rules, please remove this comment)

Replies:   akarge  LupusDei
akarge ๐Ÿšซ

@tendres

There seem to be a LOT of Killer ninja Packs

LupusDei ๐Ÿšซ

@tendres

Doesn't seem to be too rich of choices, yet perhaps.

I rolled this mundane space opera:

Setting: the abandoned ruins

Character(s): Ship AI, the princess, killer android(s), a heroic character

Item: one or more derelict vessels

Problem: two quarreling beings/governments

Action taken: throw a dinner plate

Outcome: saved the hostages

Resolution: he / she / they decided to stay

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