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How do you explain what is a barbie doll?

blackjack2145309 ๐Ÿšซ

I'm curious about other people's views on this. Because the story i'm writing, i'm working on a conversation between the main character and a 12 inch tall female character (you can read it as a pixie/fairy character) where the MC explains what a barbie doll is to the female pixie/fairy character.

I'd like to do it with a rough comedic/harem angle in mind but i could use some ideas past the female pixie/fairy character saying "gee this does create an unrealistic standard for beauty."

Thank you for your time in reading my post :)

Replies:   Keet  Dominions Son  Remus2
Keet ๐Ÿšซ

@blackjack2145309

Not very creative, but you could show the pixie/fairy a real barbie doll and continue the conversation discussing it's 'properties'.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@blackjack2145309

I'd like to do it with a rough comedic/harem angle in mind but i could use some ideas past the female pixie/fairy character saying "gee this does create an unrealistic standard for beauty."

Instead of having the pixie/fairy not know what a Barbie doll is, you could have her know where the deign came from. Back in the 1950s when Barbie was created, Mattel borrowed the design of a German adult novelty doll.

https://www.messynessychic.com/2016/01/29/meet-lilli-the-high-end-german-call-girl-who-became-americas-iconic-barbie-doll/

I think that could make for a much funnier conversation.

Replies:   Remus2  Mushroom
Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

From your link, it's more like Mattel bought the design rather than borrow.
So barbie started life as a call girl... learn something new everyday.

Replies:   richardshagrin
richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

@Remus2

barbie started life as a call girl.

Was Ken her pimp or just a "John" who paid her for sex?

Replies:   awnlee jawking  joyR  Mushroom
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

Why would anyone put a doll on the barbie? And if they subsequently ate it, wouldn't that be dolcett?

AJ

Replies:   richardshagrin
richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

a doll on the barbie

Maybe her last name is "Q" so she is Barbie Q.

The doll is mostly plastic, so eating her after she is cooked wouldn't be dolcett as I understand the term.

"Pseudonym of an artist who posted drawings of this kind on the Internet.

Noun
Dolcett (uncountable)

(often attributive) A paraphilia involving the cooking and eating of women.
Synonyms
gynophagia
Anagrams
clotted"

joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

Was Ken her pimp or just a "John" who paid her for sex?

Pimp. Obviously.

Barbie has no pussy.
Ken has no dick

Presumably Ken makes his money because Barbie gives an awesome BJ

Mushroom ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

Was Ken her pimp or just a "John" who paid her for sex?

Ken was always so metrosexual, I think she is just his beard.

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Mushroom

Ken was always so metrosexual, I think she is just his beard.

And considering her origins as a call girl, he probably paid her for it.

Mushroom ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Instead of having the pixie/fairy not know what a Barbie doll is, you could have her know where the deign came from. Back in the 1950s when Barbie was created, Mattel borrowed the design of a German adult novelty doll.

I also have to laugh because the article showed pictures of the two side by side, and mostly commented that the US version is "whiter".

Actually not. The dolls from the first years were originally the same color as those were, and as modern dolls. But the vinyl they used to make them tended to have the color leech out, causing them to turn white or ivory color over time. In fact, this is often a "tell" if a doll is an actual original, or a reproduction.

If you ever look for one for sale and the color is like a modern one, it is likely a fake. Or been restored and repainted. Like most antiques, such normally decreases the value.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/313602578681?hash=item49042b98f9:g:ImYAAOSwSRNg7kA7

The Lilli was also not marketed at children. The high cost, mature subject, and V neck on the box illustration (which went clear to her waist and revealed most of her breasts) made that immediately obvious. Plus, only 130,000 were made and normally sold at places like adult book stores and tobacco shops.

But similarly sized and figured dolls were made in France back in the 1800's, but were normally porcelain. At the time that Barbie came out, plastic was just becoming common in dolls, and many older ones were actually made of paper.

But the idea of a "doll" would hardly be unique, dolls over 4,000 years old have been discovered at archaeological sites. Just explain that it is a doll based on an adult female instead of a child.

And a 2nd century AD doll from a Roman crypt is amazingly like the modern Barbie. About 10 inches tall, made of wood with movable joints and with an adult female figure.

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ibCEkORyoow/Ui24sgxz03I/AAAAAAAAEnY/qTkQ5UPF3es/s1600/Snodi.jpg

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ
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@Mushroom

About 10 inches tall, made of wood with movable joints and with an adult female figure.

The arms are a bit long, but the torso seems a good bit more realistic in terms of proportions than a modern Barbie.

Replies:   Mushroom
Mushroom ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

The arms are a bit long, but the torso seems a good bit more realistic in terms of proportions than a modern Barbie.

That is common in almost every case where the human form is reduced in size. In things like video games, we actually call it the "Barbie Effect".

This is why most video game females have exaggerated figures. Lara Croft was 6 feet tall, but 34DD-24-35. Barbie would be 5'9", but 39FF-18-33 with a size 3 shoe.

Whenever the human figure is reduced in size that much, such dimensions have to be exaggerated or they are lost. And it was worse in some games where people could create their own characters, like Second Life. Where 8 foot tall amazon women with EEE busts are often the norm. Seeing a female with what would actually be a B or C cup bust is actually rare, and many places kick people out for being under 6 feet tall as being "children".

Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ

@blackjack2145309

Because the story i'm writing, i'm working on a conversation between the main character and a 12 inch tall female character (you can read it as a pixie/fairy character) where the MC explains what a barbie doll is to the female pixie/fairy character.

Can we presume the MC is not on earth or at least the current earth when this conversation takes place? Simple show and tell with a barbie doll would be the simplest method. Barring that, the MC would need something or to describe something that the fairy could relate to. Without the point of reference, there isn't a way to get across what it is to a being that has no concept nor history of it. You may as well be trying to explain to a blind person who's been blind all their life, what the color blue is.

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