I'd like to see someone refer to semen as "High fructose porn syrup"
I did a quick search for it here but not looked in actual stories.
I'd like to see someone refer to semen as "High fructose porn syrup"
I did a quick search for it here but not looked in actual stories.
Fructose is appropriate since it comes from a guy's grapes.
Fructose isn't just sugar from a fruit. It's a specific chemical compound.
The taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue, not the back of the throat. That's probably why you were confused.
I am not confused. Just pointing out how "High fructose porn syrup" would taste sweet yet every time someone talks about what semen tastes like it is always salty.
yet every time someone talks about what semen tastes like it is always salty.
Given the number of obese people with type 2 diabetes in the USA, you'd expect about half the samples to be sweet ;-)
AJ
Given the number of obese people with type 2 diabetes in the USA, you'd expect about half the samples to be sweet
Mix equal parts granulated sugar and table salt. put a bit of the mixture on your tongue. Does it taste salty, sweet, or both. I'd bet on both.
If the title were 'A gun I'd like to see worked into a story', there would have been over 100 replies by now ;-)
AJ
that tongue map hokum was debunked more than a decade ago. but I do know that taste is highly diet dependent
Speaking of obese people, when you go to a store it is hard to find anything larger then a 40 waist.
when you go to a store it is hard to find anything larger then a 40 waist.
I wear a 46/34. I'm also 6'2" and 290.
I don't buy expensive pants, because I have weightlifter thighs - my waist is actually a 44, but I have to buy larger pants to get them over my thighs. Which also means that I tend to rip them out, like when I squat down.
I'll go into Marshalls about once a quarter, to see what they have. Invariably I'll find half a dozen pairs of pants that were $80 in the original store, for $15.
At least you have those. I have a medium - large frame. I'm actually small in stature compared to the rest of my family. that said if you ignore recent weight gain I'm a 34/36 and now for most clothes a 38/40. 42 seems to be the upper limit here. And I'm neither 'big' nor 'tall' only 5'11" 230 Lbs. I'm the smallest male in quite a few generations. please note I've estimated your units from metric like the rest of the world uses
I have it really bad as I am a 5'6" 240lb 48/30. I mostly wear sweat pants since they have elastic at both ends.
I have to keep telling myself that I am not fat, just to damn short.
Maybe 'Under Tall'
Oh and for those sizes I was quoting I'm only using Waist so 34" or 36" and 38" or 40".
I assume the other measure is leg length, here we just have 3, Stout, Regular and Long. They scale with waist to an average range for that measurement.
If you buy more tailored clothes you may get a leg length measurement but not for day to day clothes or maybe what Americans call designer Jeans etc, but they're a carry over from the US system anyway
I assume the other measure is leg length, here we just have 3
In the US, men's slacks and jeans are sized with two measurements, both in inches; waist and inseam. Inseam is the measurement from crotch to ankle on the inside of the leg.
Grow a beard, wear a helmet and carry an axe everywhere. If anyone complains tell them they are heightist & speciesist.
Here ya go !!!
I worked it in on this chapter.
https://storiesonline.net/s/28145:261315/chapter-8-my-very-own-jeannie