The week starts with work, Moan day.
The week continues, Twos day.
Its down hill from here, Wed Nes day. (Marry Nes)
Kind of dry so far, its Thirst day.
Weekend is coming, Fry something, its Fry day.
Your teams lose, its Sadder day
I am a son, its my day, Son day.
If you can make something like a story out of this you are a better man than I. But its kind of punny.