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richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

So they can have in tents orgasms.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

And you'd be watching the silhouettes perform from outside so you couldn't be accused of loitering within tent.

AJ

karactr ๐Ÿšซ

If there are a bunch of you, camping on a shoreline where you can see the dolphins frolicking in the waves, than a good time can be had for all in tents and porpoises.

Damn, now you two have me punning.:-( Shame on you.

Replies:   garymrssn
garymrssn ๐Ÿšซ
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@karactr

Damn, now you two have me punning.:-( Shame on you.

But karactr, now, is the winner of our discount tent.

Edit to add: Stultus has a story titled; Now is The Winter of Our Discount Tent

joyR ๐Ÿšซ

If you wrote about the tent and associated paraphernalia...

...it would be a tent tackle story

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

A large tent in which a young woman is being tortured with feathers. A tent tickle story

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

A large tent in which a young woman is being tortured with feathers.

If said young lady was (as so many in stories are) blessed with large breasts, would it be not a tent, but instead a 'big top' ??

And if said 'big top' was blown away in high winds and damaged a harbour wall, would that not result in a mar quay..?

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

would that not result in a mar quay..?

That would be the rear end of a tiger mounted on some hunter's wall, a cat's ass trophy.

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

That would be the rear end of a tiger mounted on some hunter's wall, a cat's ass trophy.

So if said hunter stuck a couple of swords in the beast's mouth and then wore the head around his neck...

....sabre toothed tie gear....?

joyR ๐Ÿšซ

Slightly off topic (there's a surprise)

If you muddle those previously introduced to you...

...it that mixing you met afore ??

karactr ๐Ÿšซ

And by this point, for all intense and purposes, this has gone completely off the rails.

It is time for in tents, if psycho, there pay.

You MUST all pay the toll!

ETA: okay, that one was bad.

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@karactr

You MUST all pay the troll!

Spelling corrected :)

Replies:   karactr
karactr ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

LMMFAOROTFF!!!

MUCH BETTER, Richard. I bow to you.

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