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Would you rather be a winner or a wiener?

richardshagrin

Winners are hot, wieners are hot dogs. Winners get compliments, wieners get condiments. Wieners get eaten, winners go back in time to Eden, where everyone is naked and nothing is sinful.

Probably not a do-over, just time travel/fantasy.

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@richardshagrin


wieners get condiments.


Boy winners get condoms (because they get the girls).


Wieners get eaten.


Girl winners get eaten.

And let's not forget the whiners.

awnlee jawking

@richardshagrin

Winner was probably as bad as Weinstein, whereas Schubert, the Strausses, Wittgenstein and Sigmund Freud were all Wieners.

AJ

PotomacBob

@richardshagrin

In some places, wieners are a sausage-like meat product that makes up part of a hot dog, the other ingredients being a bun and condiments (including possibly sauerkraut, onions, mayo, mustard, ketchup, chili and god knows what else). and, for that matter, who knows what "meats" (tofu? turkey? chicken parts?) might be in the wiener.

Dominions Son

@richardshagrin

If you are a wiener dog at a dog show, you could be a winner wiener.

StarFleet Carl

@PotomacBob

who knows what "meats" (tofu? turkey? chicken parts?) might be in the wiener.


How Hot dogs are made

Darian Wolfe

@PotomacBob

You forgot the relish and cheese sauce. Damn, that sounds good.

Ernest Bywater

@Darian Wolfe

You forgot the relish and cheese sauce.


I don't relish the idea of cheese sauce on my dogs. The ones that bark get upset about the smell, and the ones on buns you eat taste terrible with it, well it does to me.

StarFleet Carl

@Darian Wolfe

You forgot the relish and cheese sauce.


Quickest lunch in town is to swing by OnCue and grab two of their dogs off the rolling grill. Although cheapest is still stop at Sam's Club for a Nathans's dog.

Relish or sauerkraut, mustard, bit of cheese. Good lunch, and completely NOT heart healthy.

Remus2

@richardshagrin

Winners are hot, wieners are hot dogs. Winners get compliments, wieners get condiments. Wieners get eaten, winners go back in time to Eden, where everyone is naked and nothing is sinful.

Probably not a do-over, just time travel/fantasy.


Unless your first name is Anthony. If they'd pug him inin genpop, it would have been the wiener getting stuffed or snuffed.

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