Winners are hot, wieners are hot dogs. Winners get compliments, wieners get condiments. Wieners get eaten, winners go back in time to Eden, where everyone is naked and nothing is sinful.
Probably not a do-over, just time travel/fantasy.
Winners are hot, wieners are hot dogs. Winners get compliments, wieners get condiments. Wieners get eaten, winners go back in time to Eden, where everyone is naked and nothing is sinful.
Probably not a do-over, just time travel/fantasy.
wieners get condiments.
Boy winners get condoms (because they get the girls).
Wieners get eaten.
Girl winners get eaten.
And let's not forget the whiners.
Winner was probably as bad as Weinstein, whereas Schubert, the Strausses, Wittgenstein and Sigmund Freud were all Wieners.
AJ
In some places, wieners are a sausage-like meat product that makes up part of a hot dog, the other ingredients being a bun and condiments (including possibly sauerkraut, onions, mayo, mustard, ketchup, chili and god knows what else). and, for that matter, who knows what "meats" (tofu? turkey? chicken parts?) might be in the wiener.
You forgot the relish and cheese sauce.
I don't relish the idea of cheese sauce on my dogs. The ones that bark get upset about the smell, and the ones on buns you eat taste terrible with it, well it does to me.
You forgot the relish and cheese sauce.
Quickest lunch in town is to swing by OnCue and grab two of their dogs off the rolling grill. Although cheapest is still stop at Sam's Club for a Nathans's dog.
Relish or sauerkraut, mustard, bit of cheese. Good lunch, and completely NOT heart healthy.
Winners are hot, wieners are hot dogs. Winners get compliments, wieners get condiments. Wieners get eaten, winners go back in time to Eden, where everyone is naked and nothing is sinful.
Probably not a do-over, just time travel/fantasy.
Unless your first name is Anthony. If they'd put him in genpop, it would have been the wiener getting stuffed or snuffed.
Edited for horrendous spelling.
Hollywood taught us that "Winners fuck the Prom Queen". So its better to do than to receive.
Recent history tells us that Weiner sent the Prom Queen pictures of his junk and went to jail for it. So its better to receive than to do.
Life can be confusing.
Hollywood taught us that "Winners fuck the Prom Queen". So its better to do than to receive.
But the blond-haired jock who is fucking the prom queen is always the first to die in a teen slasher movie ;)
AJ
Recent history tells us that Weiner sent the Prom Queen pictures of his junk and went to jail for it.
Sounds like one of those places where the menus are just pictures... A prom Queen should deserve eating somewhere with more class, no wonder so many are bisexual...
Hollywood taught us that "Winners fuck the Prom Queen".
Anyone who actually thinks they can learn from Hollywood deserves the kick in the balls they will hopefully receive. A real winner does not 'fuck' the Prom Queen, unless he is an utter moron who aspires to misogyny.
Prom Queens deserve better...!!
Life IS like a fairy story. It's a great place but after a while you put it away and grow up.
Lastly, when are you guys going to quit playing with your wieners and enjoy something that tastes a whole lot better, it's hot, it's pink on the inside and you can even add that 'special' sauce...
Yup, a steak..... :)
Prom Queens deserve better...!!
No they don't. They tend to be stuck up bitches who tend to metaphorically shit on any of the men/boys who would treat them decent.
They tend to be stuck up bitches who tend to metaphorically shit on any of the men/boys who would treat them decent.
Reality, or trope ??
Reality, or trope ??
The two I knew from my High School were exactly like that (class of '80 and class of '81).
The key words;
"who tend to"
Not all of them have a sprig stuck up their arse, but most do.
On rarer occasions, they had already been with the person they went to the prom with, so not all who fuck a prom queen are misogynistic. Some are simply in a committed relationship with her.
Then again, what does it say about a person that jumps to the misogyny card in response?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/e4626f68-2a6b-41f7-ba41-3714bbfd09df
If one is automatically a misogynist, which of those two in the story was it?
Then again, what does it say about a person that jumps to the misogyny card in response?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/e4626f68-2a6b-41f7-ba41-3714bbfd09df
I was prepared to read with interest, until the word 'Florida' at which point reality left the building.
I was disappointed by the apparent cliche of the 'butch' one dressed as a man with a feminine-looking partner.
Studies have shown that even in 'multicultural' Britain, two women kissing in public is mostly accepted but two men kissing is still a big no-no. Since the US is more conservative than the UK in this area, I guess it'll be a while before there are two Prom Kings.
AJ
I guess it'll be a while before there are two Prom Kings.
Especially if they go in drag...... Still two Prom Queens...