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Would you rather be a winner or a wiener?

richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

Winners are hot, wieners are hot dogs. Winners get compliments, wieners get condiments. Wieners get eaten, winners go back in time to Eden, where everyone is naked and nothing is sinful.

Probably not a do-over, just time travel/fantasy.

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ
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@richardshagrin

wieners get condiments.

Boy winners get condoms (because they get the girls).

Wieners get eaten.

Girl winners get eaten.

And let's not forget the whiners.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

Winner was probably as bad as Weinstein, whereas Schubert, the Strausses, Wittgenstein and Sigmund Freud were all Wieners.

AJ

PotomacBob ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

In some places, wieners are a sausage-like meat product that makes up part of a hot dog, the other ingredients being a bun and condiments (including possibly sauerkraut, onions, mayo, mustard, ketchup, chili and god knows what else). and, for that matter, who knows what "meats" (tofu? turkey? chicken parts?) might be in the wiener.

StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@PotomacBob

who knows what "meats" (tofu? turkey? chicken parts?) might be in the wiener.

How Hot dogs are made

Darian Wolfe ๐Ÿšซ

@PotomacBob

You forgot the relish and cheese sauce. Damn, that sounds good.

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@Darian Wolfe

You forgot the relish and cheese sauce.

I don't relish the idea of cheese sauce on my dogs. The ones that bark get upset about the smell, and the ones on buns you eat taste terrible with it, well it does to me.

StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@Darian Wolfe

You forgot the relish and cheese sauce.

Quickest lunch in town is to swing by OnCue and grab two of their dogs off the rolling grill. Although cheapest is still stop at Sam's Club for a Nathans's dog.

Relish or sauerkraut, mustard, bit of cheese. Good lunch, and completely NOT heart healthy.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

If you are a wiener dog at a dog show, you could be a winner wiener.

Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ
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@richardshagrin

Winners are hot, wieners are hot dogs. Winners get compliments, wieners get condiments. Wieners get eaten, winners go back in time to Eden, where everyone is naked and nothing is sinful.

Probably not a do-over, just time travel/fantasy.

Unless your first name is Anthony. If they'd put him in genpop, it would have been the wiener getting stuffed or snuffed.

Edited for horrendous spelling.

Radagast ๐Ÿšซ

Hollywood taught us that "Winners fuck the Prom Queen". So its better to do than to receive.
Recent history tells us that Weiner sent the Prom Queen pictures of his junk and went to jail for it. So its better to receive than to do.
Life can be confusing.

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awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Radagast

Hollywood taught us that "Winners fuck the Prom Queen". So its better to do than to receive.

But the blond-haired jock who is fucking the prom queen is always the first to die in a teen slasher movie ;)

AJ

joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Radagast

Recent history tells us that Weiner sent the Prom Queen pictures of his junk and went to jail for it.

Sounds like one of those places where the menus are just pictures... A prom Queen should deserve eating somewhere with more class, no wonder so many are bisexual...

Hollywood taught us that "Winners fuck the Prom Queen".

Anyone who actually thinks they can learn from Hollywood deserves the kick in the balls they will hopefully receive. A real winner does not 'fuck' the Prom Queen, unless he is an utter moron who aspires to misogyny.

Prom Queens deserve better...!!

Life IS like a fairy story. It's a great place but after a while you put it away and grow up.

Lastly, when are you guys going to quit playing with your wieners and enjoy something that tastes a whole lot better, it's hot, it's pink on the inside and you can even add that 'special' sauce...

Yup, a steak..... :)

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Prom Queens deserve better...!!

No they don't. They tend to be stuck up bitches who tend to metaphorically shit on any of the men/boys who would treat them decent.

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joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

They tend to be stuck up bitches who tend to metaphorically shit on any of the men/boys who would treat them decent.

Reality, or trope ??

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

The 2 or 3 I have/had any personal knowledge of were like that.

Michael Loucks ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Reality, or trope ??

The two I knew from my High School were exactly like that (class of '80 and class of '81).

Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

The key words;

"who tend to"

Not all of them have a sprig stuck up their arse, but most do.
On rarer occasions, they had already been with the person they went to the prom with, so not all who fuck a prom queen are misogynistic. Some are simply in a committed relationship with her.
Then again, what does it say about a person that jumps to the misogyny card in response?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/e4626f68-2a6b-41f7-ba41-3714bbfd09df

If one is automatically a misogynist, which of those two in the story was it?

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joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Remus2

Then again, what does it say about a person that jumps to the misogyny card in response?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/e4626f68-2a6b-41f7-ba41-3714bbfd09df

I was prepared to read with interest, until the word 'Florida' at which point reality left the building.

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awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

I was disappointed by the apparent cliche of the 'butch' one dressed as a man with a feminine-looking partner.

Studies have shown that even in 'multicultural' Britain, two women kissing in public is mostly accepted but two men kissing is still a big no-no. Since the US is more conservative than the UK in this area, I guess it'll be a while before there are two Prom Kings.

AJ

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joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

I guess it'll be a while before there are two Prom Kings.

Especially if they go in drag...... Still two Prom Queens...

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