The story should explain why students who row should take Latin so they can be a better rowman.
The story should explain why students who row should take Latin so they can be a better rowman.
And each student should wear a fluorescent jacket so they can be a rowman in the glowman.
AJ
Artie wrote a story called "Row" (the filenames were row2.html / row2.pdf) back in 2004 and put it up on AssTr. He deleted it along with the rest of his work several years later but you may be able to find it via the Wayback machine or any other place where his body of work was mirrored.
No Latin in it though.
Don't Mess with Crew!
you may be able to find it via the Wayback machine
I've seen Wayback machine referenced several times. What is it? Where is it?
Wayback machine
Originally the term came from a cartoon. Mister Peabody and Sherman were a feature on the Rocky & Bullwinkle show in the 50's and 60's. In order for Mister Peabody to teach Sherman history, he invented the WABAC time machine.
Now the term is from the Internet Archive. 345 Billion (or so) web pages stored since 2001.
students who row
Wouldn't that also be about mutual masturbation, since there's someone (the cocks swain - I know that's not how it's spelled, but you started this) always yelling out 'Stroke, stroke, stroke ...)
Wouldn't that also be about mutual masturbation,
If it's a sweep boat, but a skull infers a more vigorous oral satisfaction.
Magic can be involved where an oarlock is involved.
Some are skilled enough press a collar upon an oarlock.
The five stages of a rowing stroke are much the same as a guy having sex;
Catch : Drive : Finish : Release : Recovery
For a Philadelphis-centric story I've been noodling on for a while, my main character is small in stature (think Robert Reich, who was actually a cox) who gets recruited by a club. I'd like to hear serious responses about this.
If your main character is small in stature then he could only safety noodle in shallow water. Unless he has unusually long arms..?
Canoes don't have a cox so he couldn't be canoodling.
If he has a twin brother... Coxless pairs..?
wouldn't that be sisters?
Shush...!!!! mention sisters and awnlee will start on punt puns...
:)
That's tautology since a cox is an apple therefore can't be a pear.
A cox is an orange before the pips are removed. :)
You need to explain the meaning of 'meditate' to awnlee... Preferably before he makes the corner all sticky...
:)