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Christmas Adam

richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

Adam came before Eve. Since tomorrow is Christmas Eve, today must be Christmas Adam. I am not sure when Christmas Cain and Abel are, but it seems likely after Christmas Eve, perhaps 9 months? Someone should write a story about the Christmas family.

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

I am not sure when Christmas Cain and Abel are

they're when the credit card bills for Christmas arrive.

Vincent Berg ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

I am not sure when Christmas Cain and Abel are

Christmas Abel is when you're "able" to finally pay off your bills, and Christmas Cain is when you 'cane' your kids for running up your Christmas bills with all the unauthorized payments.

By the way, whatever happened to Christmas Lilith? (Look it up if you're not familiar with it.)

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Vincent Berg

By the way, whatever happened to Christmas Lilith?

Lilith was after Adam but before Eve. So either Christmas Adam has to move back to the 22nd and today is Christmas Lilith or (to keep with the amount of play she got in the Bible) Christmas Lilith is the midnight (only that exact second) between Christmas Adam and Christmas Eve.

Replies:   Vincent Berg
Vincent Berg ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Lilith was after Adam but before Eve. So either Christmas Adam has to move back to the 22nd and today is Christmas Lilith or (to keep with the amount of play she got in the Bible) Christmas Lilith is the midnight (only that exact second) between Christmas Adam and Christmas Eve.

Or more accurately, Christmas Lilith is when the Roman Catholic church decided to abandon anything that wasn't lily white (pun intended) about the old Jewish history, thus they simply don't recognize it, ignoring it completely.

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