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Elliot wondered if he should give his on/off girlfriend a call. It wasn't too late to go out for a meal or a quick drink. A very quick drink and then back to her his, or hers. Skip the foreplay and straight to bed. It was the middle of the week and things were quiet. He could turn up to work late tomorrow. Could say he was out chasing down a story, or something. No one would care too much.

He pulled out his phone, unlocked it, finger hovering over his phone book. A quick check of his emails and he would phone her. Pulling over his laptop, he stirred it from sleep. Most of the messages were junk and he deleted them. One caught his eye. It was from a contact he had cultivated, but had very little actionable content from, so far. It was titled 'We are very busy'. He opened it.

: You know how you said to alert you if you-know-who makes a big order? Well, they have made the biggest ever tonight... :

That was strange. There was nothing untoward going on in the world. Yes, there were some border skirmishes in Africa and the Taliban had blown up another mosque, but nothing out of the ordinary.

Picking up his phone, Elliot swiped past the on/off and dialled a number, waiting for the ringtone to be answered.

"I would like to make an order?" He listened to the apology that they would not be able to fulfil any phone orders for a couple of hours. "Okay, thank you." He rang anther number.

"I would like to place to an order?" He listened to response. "No it's fine, I'll leave it and try somewhere else." A third number had the same response. He didn't bother trying a fourth.

Dial tone. "What's up Elliot?"

"Darren, have you heard anything unusual? Out of the ordinary?"

"Like what? Throw me a bone here."

"I don't know. It might be nothing. I was wondering if any of your military contacts have alerted you to anything unusual or out of the ordinary in the last day or so."

"Nooo.... What are you hearing?"

"Nothing, just a feeling..."

"I'll ask."

"Okay, cheers Darren." Eliot hung up and went to his bookmarks. He had some traffic cameras bookmarked and paid some store owners for access to the camera's they had showing the outside of their shops. He started with the more legal traffic cameras.

The roads were quieter than they should be. The home going traffic was light. He took some screenshots, pulling over a notepad, scribbled down some notes. Next, he accessed the deli camera.

Elliot had access to the drive and was able to view what the camera had recorded for the last seven days. The security gate was just in shot. It shouldn't have been, but he had physically pushed the fixed camera up to catch the security access point. He moved the timer back to morning and watched the day workers queue up to be checked in. Everything was as normal. He fast forward through the day.

Cars arrived, very few left.

He moved next to a restaurant which just happened to have an outside camera pointed at another security gate. That access cost him yearly baseball tickets. He went back to the morning. Same again. Staff arrived, very few left. His phone rang.

"Yes Darren?"

"Your spider senses were right, leave for the regulars has been restricted. Family funerals and marriages only. Reservists have been alerted to possible short notice call ups. It's being touted as 'readiness' exercises. Purely administrative, to see how quickly the reservists could mobilise, in theory."

"Are your contacts saying it's a purely paper exercise?"

There was a telling pause.

"Officially, yes, but the back channels are saying the opposite. What do you know ?"

"Nothing. Genuinely nothing, apart from what you have told me and that all the fast food joints around the Pentagon are flat out."

"I didn't think anything interesting was going on in the world?"

"Neither did I. I'm looking now at Al Jazeera and there is nothing out of the ordinary. North Korea is quiet and China is still recovering from its brief civil war."

"My phone is ringing, I'll get back to you."

"Okay, cheers Darren."

Elliot rang George, his editor, explained the situation. "Is Elaine still in the press pack for that press junket at the orphanage?"

"It's a music school for the underprivileged."

"Whatever. Do you have any inclining as to what might be going on?"

"No. I'll speak to our owner and see if the money people have noticed anything unusual."

"Okay."

Elliot's phone buzzed. A text message from Darren.

: Check out the ship finder website. Especially the task force on the way to Taiwan....:

Elliot did so. The task force on the way to Taiwan had done a complete one eighty four hours ago. His thumb danced across the screen again as he flipped through his contact list. Dial tone.

"What."

"Elaine, I need a bit of a favour tomorrow at the Press Pack." He heard her sigh in response.

"What do you need?"

Elliot knew that all questions were carefully vetted beforehand and that the Press Secretary did not take kindly to Madame President being asked questions that had not been vetted beforehand, so he didn't ask for a question.

"I need you to ask around the aides, see if one of them will let slip something they shouldn't."

"Like what?"

"Like why the Pentagon didn't go home tonight. Like why the task force on the way to Taiwan has just reversed course and why all leave in the military has been restricted."

"I didn't hear of any new conflict anywhere…"

"Nor have I, but something is going down…"

"I'll make some enquiries…"

"Thanks Elaine."

Elaine cut the connection and looked down at the new seventeen year old female intern, Iris, lying naked between her spread and equally naked legs.

"Did I tell you to stop?"

Although he tried all his contacts, he could find out no more. Nothing for it, he would have to go into work early tomorrow. Something was going down and if he wasn't in the office when it did, he was going to have to do some explaining...

***

He watched his fellow passengers on the tube. Nothing seemed out of place. The carriage was maybe a little quieter than usual but there was no thinly veiled panic or frantic hushed conversations.

There was nothing in the news, no increased presence in the streets. It was a normal 7am commute.

Hanging his coat over the back of his chair, Elliot nudged his mouth to wake his screen. First port of call was to check his emails. Nothing helpful. Maybe he was over-reacting. But his gut said he wasn't, and he trusted his gut.

George, their editor, walked in. Elliot walked over.

"Did you speak with our owner?"

"I did."

"And?"

"The money markets are quiet. No strange share dealing."

The morning proved frustrating. The signs were there, but signs of what…

"Who has the TV remote?" Elliot tracked it down and changed the screen from its finance market display to one of the major news channels that was covering the Presidents PR trip.

***

Elaine studied the mass of aides. There was a definite tension in the air as Madame President spoke to carefully vetted students. Each interaction carefully scripted and manipulated to bolster whatever demographic her advisors thought she was polling poorly with.

Presidential Security was about average. No more, no less than usual. She may not know their names, but she knew most of their faces. She had been covering the White House for almost twenty years and whilst the President changed, the staff on the whole, didn't. There were a few new faces in the entourage. Whilst they weren't dressed in the suits of Presidential Security, their suits did little to hide their military bearing. Military uniform would have been out of place in such a setting, but some things you could not hide, no matter what you wore. Who they were and what they were doing here was intriguing. She looked around for Iris.

Iris was not the sharpest type face, but she had her uses, other than her tongue. Unlike members of the press pack, she wasn't dressed in a sharp suit or conservative dress, like Elaine, but in a clingy short dress. Elaine had sent her out to harass any single male aide, or to try and split one from the pack.

It was cliché but cliché's existed for a reason.

Iris's bubbly personality, youthful curves, endless legs and seemingly permanent innocent expression, were at odds to Elaine's early fifties permanent look of cynicism.

The Press Secretary was calling them all together for the obligatory press conference and saccharine question and non-answer session. Elaine looked down at the bit of paper with her question nestled amongst the other carefully chosen questions to be asked by the 'chosen few'.

Fuck it.

***

On screen, the camera changed to a shot of the podium with the Presidential crest clearly in view. Two American flags draped, just so, behind. Elliot turned up the volume on the TV. The President calmly walked up to the podium. There was the obligatory speech that said a lot without saying anything and then the President invited questions from the assembled reporters.

"Trent Crimm, from The Independent. Will the funding be a once off, or is this just for the duration of your presidential term?"

"I would like the funding to outlast my many Term's in office, as I believe underprivileged youths are…"

Elliot switched off mentally. It was all bullshit. As soon as public interest waned in the school, the funding would be quietly funnelled elsewhere. Trent was replaced with another reporter and a bland question was followed by a bland answer and then onto the next media stooge.

A familiar face appeared on the screen.

"Elaine McDonald, ABN News. Madame President, Pentagon staff did not go home last night, military leave has been rescinded, personnel are being flown back from overseas postings and the task force that you very publically sent to Taiwan, is headed back to our shores. Madame President, what are you not telling the American people?"

The assembled press pack turned as one to look at Elaine in shock.

"You fucking dancer Elaine!" Elliot called up at the screen as the President turned to briefly look at someone behind her.

"I can assure you Elaine, that I am holding back nothing from the American people, and I can assure you that there is nothing to hold back. You are mistaking normal military movement as something else. Can I remind you all, that I am here to talk about our underprivileged children from marginalised minorities…"

The damage had been done and subsequent questions obviously deviated from the pre-planned script forcing the Press Officer to step in.

"Madame President has further engagements this afternoon and will not be able to take any further questions…"

The President was ushered off stage in a manner that implied she was indeed keeping something back.

George stepped out of his office.

"Did you see George! Did you see it!"

"I saw it Elliot. Toby!" George beckoned to Toby, their videographer.

"Yes sir."

"I want every piece of footage you can get of that press conference. I want to know who every single person in her entourage was and who the fuck she looked at."

"On it!"

***

Elaine handed over her press credentials to a decidedly unamused Press Officer backed up by two security officers. She was not unduly concerned, she might get them back this Presidential term, or she might not. It wasn't the first time in her career that she had lost Presidential access. A few carefully worded pieces in the press and online, and she could bully her way back in. She just had to spend a month or two or three, in press purgatory to serve as a warning to other reporters who thought about going against the wishes of the Press Office. She noted that Iris still had hers as they were escorted out of the school back onto the street.

She hailed a taxi.

"Well?" she asked of Iris.

"I got a few numbers…" Iris replied as she climbed into the back of the taxi, the hem of her short dress riding up as she did so.

"Good girl." Elaine said as she gave the driver the address for the office.

"Will you get into trouble?" Iris asked.

"A little…" Elaine's pulse was still running high from the adrenaline. As the taxi pulled away from the curb, she leaned over and kissed Iris on the lips as her hand slipped up the thigh of the much younger woman. She had watched Iris get dressed that morning and knew a thong awaited her fingers. She easily pulled it aside and slipped a finger inside Iris, breaking from the kiss momentarily.

"You did well…" Elaine murmured as Iris let out a little moan.

***

It was frustrating.

They had the key. Just not the lock in which it opened.

All the other media outlets had now jumped on the bandwagon. Sources were being kept close to chests, but if any of the competition knew what was going on, they were not saying. Which meant they didn't know either. It was hardly comforting.

The task force meant as a show of force and support for Taiwan, was not the only carrier group heading home. The one that had been keeping its thumb firmly down on the heads of the Somali pirates, was heading home as well.

At the moment, those same pirates were keeping their heads down, but once they became aware that the carrier group was no longer there, it would be open season again on the oil tankers. There had been no word, official or otherwise, from the embassies of the G10 about the USA's military retraction. Or the inevitable repercussions. The only major force now protecting traffic through the Suez Canal, were the British with a woeful two frigates and very little support for the action at home.

Flight Radar, ADSB and a few others were showing a lot of military flight activity. Elliot flicked between his three computer screens. Not every service reported planes in transit, but taken in aggregate, they caught the majority of traffic.

It was three am and he should really sleep, but he was worried that something would break when he was floating in darkness. It was three days since Elaine's unexpected question and the Press Corps were hailing her a hero.

The President was partly in hiding. She was still doing public engagements, but no interviews. No meaningful ones anyway. Every attempt by the White House to calm the situation, to move on, only succeeded in making it worse. Even foreign press agency's had woken up and joined the hunt for the elusive 'story'.

Elliot watched an internet clip of an interview with the British Prime Minister, as he fielded question after question as to what he thought the Americans were up to. He genuinely looked both perplexed and confused about the situation as did the American public. The clip moved on to one of the Houses of Parliament, where an opposition member tried to invoke Parliamentary Privilege to get an answer as to why all the night flights from RAF Lakenheath and Mildenhall. He was unsuccessful. Either the Brits didn't know, or they were excelling themselves at keeping their mouths shut.

***

"You look tired." Iris said.

"I feel tired." Jack replied as he took a sip of his beer. "I didn't think you would text back."

"You promised me a drink…"

"That I did." Jack smiled in tired amusement. "You look stunning."

"So you've already said…"

"Well you do…"

Iris was wearing a simple blue and white button down the front sundress with a hem to the knee. Sandals that strapped past the ankles with the top few buttons of her sundress undone to reveal the edges of a lacy bra should you stand, or sit, directly in front of her and be looking down. Very much like Jack was doing on the barstool next to her.

Both were purposefully avoiding any mention about their current employment. The small talk was exactly that. Neutral. Safe. His eyes kept dropping to her exposed cleavage. She made a point of not noticing.

Iris twisted from the hips as she reached to the bar top for her wine glass. She didn't need to look down to know the simple cotton pushed out with her movements, allowing Jack a brief flash of more of her bra and the breast that it contained. She took a sip of her wine, just enough to wet her lips, make them glisten before she sat the wine glass back on the bar mat.

"It's nice enough here."

"Have you never been before?"

Iris let out a playful laugh, making sure her eyes twinkled.

"Waaay out of my price range…"

"Financially, I suppose it is, but you don't look out of place."

"Oh? How?"

"Classy. Timeless beauty. And the bar is all-right as well…"

"Easy there tiger." She pointed a forefinger at him, accompanied with a little smile that said she was not averse to a little flirtation. "It's nice to be in a place where you hear your date talk for a change."

"Is this what this is Iris? A date?"

She shrugged non-committedly.

"It's normally busier, but…" he trailed off, obviously censoring what he had been about to say.

"It's nice." Iris remarked, deftly moving the conversation on. "And don't say "like you" or you will be wearing the contents of my wine glass."

"Well, that would be a waste."

"It would…" She took another little sip to emphasise the point.

"Woops!" Iris staggered as she left the bar, Jack automatically reached out to take hold of her. He didn't relinquish his hold when she regained her balance. She leaned into his embrace. The 'fake fall' always worked.

At his flat, she waited till he was asleep before she slipped naked from his bed. The laminate floors were cold against the soles of her feet. She wandered about, looking at the paperwork scattered around. Some he should not have had at his flat, given the obvious security classification on them. None looked to be of interest, though she took pictures of a few on her phone, just in case. There was some communication about renting time at the Green Bank Observatory, potential crop yields for the year ahead – she took pictures of that because she had seen the old movie Trading Places and thought some of the graphs she didn't understand might come in handy. Lots of low level stuff about upcoming and past POTUS engagements, again, nothing that wasn't already partly out in the public domain.

Very unsatisfactory.

She made her way back to the bedroom and slipped in under the sheets. The flat was not much bigger than her own, which was a little disappointing really. She thought that it would have been bigger. He was still asleep, so she reached over him to the little table that held his phone and alarm clock. She retrieved his phone and sought out his left hand, which she had noticed was his dominant one. Under the duvet she slowly extended his forefinger. He didn't wake. Emboldened, she used her body to tent the duvet so she could see, and placed the phone sensor against his finger. The phone unlocked.

Slowly adjusting to a more comfortable position, she let the duvet settle back around him as she flicked through his messages. Again it was all low level stuff and some back and forth flirtation with a girl called Hallie. Some of it quite raunchy, which made her smirk. His photo album was also a let-down, mostly clothed selfies and location pictures taken on what looked to be some sort of campaign trail. Not a single dick picture to be seen, but then, his phone was probably monitored as a matter of course. Dawn's light was seeping through the curtains and she had found nothing of use. Iris picked up her own phone, turned on her camera and filmed his screen as she slowly scrolled through his phonebook, smirking again when she saw Hallie's name. She might keep a note of that one's number...

The numbers themselves, at least made the evening worthwhile.

***

Iris stumbled as she stepped out of the taxi but Teddy Brackley was there to catch her.

"Oops, thanks…"

Teddy had required a little bit more work than Jack, even though she had farmed their numbers at the same time. She looked down the street with its detached houses set back from the road, this was the end of her third date with Teddy.

"You are my Teddy Bear!" she said loudly with a laugh as the taxi drove away.

"Shhh! I don't want to wake the neighbours…"

"Oops, sorry!" she whispered loudly, dramatically, drunkenly.

His arm slipped around her waist as he guided her down the driveway. The darker the path became and the further they walked from the road, the more brazen his hand became. It slipped from her hip to rest on her bum as she leaned into him as they navigated their way to his front door.

For tonight's date, she had worn a black strapless tube dress and a matching bolero. Under the dress, she was wearing a black basque without the optional shoulder straps. The optional suspender straps she was wearing and they were currently holding up her lace top stockings which ended in stiletto heels. During the previous two 'dates', she had asked seemingly casual questions about what he thought looked good on women and had adjusted her wardrobe to suit for tonight. Her choice had not disappointed as he was far more warry and worldly wise than Jack had been.

A light came on above the door, but they were hidden from the road and neighbours by tall shrubbery. Brazenly, he slipped his left hand up under her tight tube dress to caress her bare cheeks, his fingertips tracing the thin strip of her black thong as his right inserted his key into his door.

He helped her inside with one hand as he typed his code into the alarm panel on the wall in the hallway that led from the door with the other. It was habit to memorise the code and she ran through it multiples times as he shut the door on the outside world.

"It's such a big house! Are you not lonely!"

"I won't be tonight."

She giggled appropriately. She knew he was divorced, but hadn't asked, till now, why.

"Why did she leave you and take the kids Teddy Bear?"

"She caught me with the babysitter."

"NOOO!" She stopped to look at him, putting on a bit of a wobble for effect. "I don't believe you. That's such a cliché."

"Well it happened."

"Was she worth it Teddy Bear?"

"Every second. You and her have a lot in common…"

Iris slipped the tip of her finger into her mouth.

"Really Teddy Bear?"

"Call me Daddy from now on…"

"Yes Daddy…"

Slipping from the bed, Iris looked down at Teddy. He may have been telling her the truth about the babysitter, but it was probably his snoring that had been enough to drive the wife and kids away. He was so LOUD!

She picked up his phone and pushed his finger against the lock screen. It asked for an additional four digit code.

"Fuck!" she muttered as she dropped his hand and replaced the phone on the oak bedside table. She was still in her basque and stockings, though the latter had multiple runs in them now. Her thong was, somewhere. Her dress was draped over the back of the chair in front of a very expensive looking dressing table. Her heels were placed neatly at the side of the bed, where she had put them after taking them off when he had finally slumped, spent, on the bed, snoring almost immediately. She opened a few of the drawers, they were all empty. She looked around and didn't see anything of immediate interest. At least the floor was carpeted with a lush pile. Iris picked up her phone and headed for the door.

Iris enjoyed walking slowly through his house in just the basque and stockings, letting her hand trail across the expensive looking panelling. Two bedrooms looked lived in. The décor in both hinting at a teenage boy and a girl. She opened some drawers in the girl's dressing table. Some underwear. It looked like they stayed over sometimes. She ran a finger along and between her pussy lips, sniffed it and then wiped it clean against the girl's pillow.

She made her way down the stairs. She could still hear Teddy snoring loudly, even downstairs. The kitchen was clean, neat, orderly and she wondered if he had a cleaner come in to tidy up after him. There was nothing of interest.

There was a separate dining room and that at least had paperwork strewed across it. Similar to Jack, some of it was stamped 'Restricted'.

"They never learn. Thankfully."

There seemed to be correspondence with the language departments of several Universities. She rummaged through the papers, taking pictures with her phone of ones that looked interesting, focusing on the dates and the contents, which were vague enquiries about learning time for various forms of language.

Teddy had been a little coy about what his actual job in the administration was.

Several places rang a bell in her mind and she thought back to where she had seen them. Jack's room, there had been requests for time at an observatory. Green Bank or something. There was correspondence, not just with American universities, but with Australian and, intriguingly, a South African one. Again, it was about time with something called the SKA-Low and the SKA-Mid. Which meant nothing to her. She Googled them and was still none the wiser. She moved on from the table to another table next to a large comfortable looking chair. There were several books on the table. Astronomy for beginners. A brief history of Time. Galaxies explained. Space for Dummies.

A cold shiver spread down her spine as pieces threatened to fall into place. She took pictures of the books and then wrote a brief text message.

***

Elaine woke from her light sleep to the sound of her phone rattling on her bedside table. She looked at the time on her old and trusty alarm clock. It was just gone half two in the morning. Old habits were hard to move on from and she didn't quite trust her phone to wake her in the morning.

It was from Iris. Elaine felt a pang of jealousy knowing where she was instead of being in bed next to her. That girl had a delightfully wicked tongue. She swiped open the message.

: We are looking in the wrong place. We are looking down when we should be looking up :

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@Pixymorph

Ok. This is encougment. Make it a multi chapter story not a long forum post.

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@Pixymorph

This was exciting read indeed.

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@Pixymorph

An excellent read. Hopefully we'll see this as a regular SOL story post

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@Pixymorph

"Ok." George said turning to look at the select few in his office. "How certain are you about this Elaine? And where is Iris?" He added, not aiming the question at any specific person.

"The information I have so far, is pretty compelling. Getting corroborating data is going to be challenging, given the circumstances. Iris is running an errand for me. She'll be an hour or so late."

"Can I remind you Elaine, that Iris is my dogsbody, not yours."

"I thought she was the office dogsbody, and can I also point out that this is Iris's scoop, so I would say that she is allowed a little leeway in her activities, don't you think?" The two stared at each other across the table.

"What are her sources?" Elliot asked, trying to head off a pointless pissing match.

"You know she can't tell you that Elliott, her sources are confidential and important to her, and us."

"Okay. How are we going to go about this. Space is pretty big last time I looked."

The room went silent.

"No-one is going to talk to us. At least, the ones who actually know anything are not going to talk to us. So I say we go live with what we know and see what transpires. If Iris is wrong, then we get a lot of free press publicity and we will be mocked and ridiculed at press dinners for a few years. But if she is right, then they are going to batter down the unlocked front door and confiscate every electronic device in the office within the hour."

"What good will going public do?"

"Well, it's going to get a lot of people looking for the needle in the haystack and when they find it, they are more likely to come to us. Or, at least, to whoever has the biggest cheque book."

"That won't be us."

"But we will be the ones forever known as the breakers of the story. Besides. If we leave it too long, either someone else will break it, or the government will themselves. And how stupid would we all look if that happened. The Government actually being able to keep a secret for once."

"We don't have a lot of hard facts. Pretty much none apart from hearsay."

"We don't need it. Just say 'aliens' and the story writes itself in people's minds."

"If we are going to do this tonight. Can I nip home and, err, sort some things out? If they come here, their sure as hell going to visit our houses."

"That's actually a good point. You mind if I go home and, err, feed the cat? 'Cos, they are going to question us all."

"Feed the cat? You're going to need a better excuse and a longer one than that for your porn collection."

"What time are you going to go public?"

"I was thinking 1800."

"No, not a good time."

"Why not?"

"Too many people in government still at work or reachable. And the ones you want to reach are not out of bed yet. You want twenty two hours at the earliest. That way all the important people have turned their phones off,"

"Or are drunk."

"Or are drunk and all the internet sleuths and conspiracy theorists are just having breakfast."

"Okay, okay. Elaine get Iris to stop off on the way here and pickup," George glanced out into the office, "However many hard drives we need. As soon as you copy your computer drives, all you fucking pervs fuck off home and sort your shit out and stash your copies somewhere safe. And don't do it at home."

"Just mail them to yourselves. By the time they return through your letterbox, our houses will have been trashed."

"Fuck that. The Postal service will just lose them."

"Whatever, just stash them and be back here for eight tonight."

Elaine caught Iris on her way into the building and took her aside. "Are you okay?" she asked with a concerned hand on her arm. Iris casually looked around to see that they were alone, before she stepped closer to Elaine to kiss her lovingly on the lips.

"I'm good. He alarms the doors and windows at night, so I couldn't slip away easily. I could have disarmed the system, but I don't want him to know that I know the code. I had to wait till he woke up, and then he wanted to play for a bit."

"Didn't he have to be at work?"

"He said he would blame traffic. Then I needed to get back to my flat to shower and change."

"You could have stopped at mine?"

"Not the right type of clothes there." Elaine looked at Iris's plain, functional 'I'm an intern and broke' clothes, and thought of the clothes Iris kept at hers.

"Okay, fair point."

"What did I miss this morning El?"

"George is planning to go public at ten tonight."

"That's going to draw some attention." she looked down at her bags. "Ah."

"Do you need to go home and remove anything that you don't want seen?"

"No I'm good. I'll stash my phone and switch to a disposable."

Elaine tightened her grip on Iris's arm "l'm proud of you."

"I know."

"I don't think you do." They heard footsteps and stepped apart.

"You'd better get them to George." Elaine said, nodding to the bags.

George himself was just coming off the phone to his boss, who had taken the plan with a great deal more enthusiasm than he had been expecting.

They congregated in the meeting room. The script had been written for the ten pm live broadcast and the online paper and website just needed uploading and updating. There wasn't much needed to discuss, so they wound up the meeting to tackle the last few issues. Elliot walked over to the large White board dominating one side of the office and started to clean it. Once it was clean, he drew two lines. One vertical. One horizontal. The vertical he started with a few names, his being the first. The horizontal, he started with 22:00. He mentally worked out a rough spacing and put 23:45 in line with his name.

"Put me down for midnight."

"I'll go for three am"

"Put me down for ten am tomorrow."

"What say you Iris?" Elliot asked.

"Put me down for eleven tonight."

"I'll go for half ten"

"For fucks sake Josh. It'll take them half an hour just to mount up and get here. Stick with your camera and up skirt shots."

"I think they have been watching us and just need the go-ahead."

"The paranoia is strong with this one..."

"And bad body odour..." Iris noted.

"Oi! Interns don't have insult privileges."

"No, but we do have noses."

Elliot surfed the net on his computer. Still nothing of interest. Nothing that would require a substantial military response. The only excitement seemed to be in the markets. There had been some large sell offs in the tech sector and substantial gold purchasing. The markets were spooked and the fact that the markets couldn't see the reason for the selloffs spooked them even more. All the pundits were expecting an interesting first hour when the markets opened tomorrow. Out of curiosity, Elliot delved a little deeper to see who had been making some of the unusual trades. The majority of them he didn't know. Generic Investment firms, but one he did know. He should do, since it owned the newsroom.

"Pretty sure that's Insider trading." He muttered as he made a note of the other firms. You never know when knowledge of your boss's circle of friends would come in handy. Especially when it looked like they were trying to short the stock of several tech firms as well.

"Here we go."

Everyone turned to the analogue clock on the wall, which Elliot thought was a little idiotic since it was analogue and a minute fast. The sound on the TV was turned on. An advert, then their news jingle. Rainer wasted no time, pointing out the recall of most of their absent military, graphics behind her showing the impressive and drastic about turns of various navy fleets according to various shipping trackers. Then came the lead up -why were they being recalled? And then the punchline. A mysterious approaching mass.

Nothing like hedging your bets, Elliot snorted with internal amusement, since they hadn't a clue as to what was up there.

"Our website is showing increasing traffic."

And on to the next story, as if nothing of import had been said. Yet another politician caught in a compromising situation. Another traffic stop gone wrong and yet another drug death related to overly pure product.

Elliot's phone buzzed. He looked down. A text message. He opened it.

: What are you guys smoking over there....:
It buzzed again.

: Did you lose a bet? :

And again.

: Well, that's one way of gaining publicity :

"We're starting to trend ..." Elliot looked at Gary who was engrossed in his computer. The only one of them who was.

"Gary do we have webcams on the building?"

"No."

"How long would it take to set up a few? One showing the street and another the office?"

"Not long. Ten minutes or so. I have some cams kicking around. Why?"

"It would be great if we were live streaming from them if any one came to pay a visit, don't you think?"

"I, "Gary paused, "I'm on it." He scurried off.

Elaine looked over from where she was sitting with Iris. "You really think they will come tonight?"

"Like I said earlier, the quicker they come, the closer we are to the truth."

"So if they don't come?"

"Raines' going to be on a lot of TV shows for all the wrong reasons."

The wall clock clicked past eleven.

"We are under a serious DDoS attack.. Someone is hitting us pretty hard. Shit. We are down." Gary exclaimed excitedly to the room.

"I doubt internet conspiracists would be that interested in crashing our site. They would be more interested in snooping around to see what information we have."

"You think it's governmental?"

"No idea, but it would be a good place to start looking. Are the camera's still up Gary?"

"Yeah. Not through our site anymore, but I was running a separate feed through Youtube, but its private."

"I see flashing lights! Lots of flashing lights at the end of the avenue!" Iris declared from her spot by the window.

"It might be a good idea to make them public now Gary. Oh, and post links on those sites that you don't go to.."

"Are they slowing down?"

"I'll tell you in a minute."

George stood and calmly addressed the room.

"Some of you have been through this before, some of you haven't. If they come up, don't say anything and don't do anything they don't tell you to do. There is no need for heroics, there is nothing to prove. They can't hold any of you for more than forty eight hours."

"Shit! Does that mean I'm going to miss Love Island? It's the final tomorrow night. Wait! They are slow, no, they are stopping!"

Elliot looked at the clock, then the board.

"And it looks like we have a winner! Well done Iris."

"Yes!" she shouted as she pumped her fist as there came the sound of smashing glass from downstairs. "For fucks sake, I left the doors unlocked."

They could all hear the sound of many booted feet in the stairwell.

"Here comes the circus…"

"HOMELAND SECURITY, EVERYONE RAISE YOUR HANDS AND SLOWLY LIE FACE DOWN ON THE FLOOR!"

Black clad men in balaclava's and full body armour, with weapons drawn stormed into their offices. Blue Bomber jacketed individuals with bright yellow FBI on them followed shortly.

Elliot raised his arms and knelt on the ground.

***

Garry looked up from his slouched position as a male and female entered the interview room. They were both wearing simple black suits, black tie, white shirts and American flag lapel pins. The male spoke first.

"Hello Garry. I'm Agent Banks and this is Agent Fowler of the FBI. We would like to ask you some questions. I don't think we need those." Agent Banks nodded down at Garry's handcuffs. "Agent Fowler?" Agent fowler walked around the table and undid Garry's handcuffs.

"I seen this on the TV. This is where you try to instigate an initial rapport by being nice and removing the restraints. It makes it look as though you are being nice, are nice, in the hope that I will be more forthcoming with my answers…"

"Not everything you see on television is real Garry."

"I get that. But I'm right though, aren't I?"

"Garry if you could just turn to look at the camera and say your name and date of birth."

"I knew it!"

"If you could just look towards the camera for me."

"Is that a Panamosic D45S? It's not a D45 as they have a little strip of red just under the wrist strap…"

"Just say your name and date of birth."

"I thought all the D45S's were recalled? An issue with the charging circuit on the main board, which caused them to go on fire."

"If you could just state your name and date of birth please."

***

"Hello Elliot. I'm Agent Banks and this is Agent Fowler of the FBI. We would like to ask you some questions. I don't think we need those." Agent Banks nodded down at Elliot's handcuffs. "Agent Fowler?" Agent fowler walked around the table and undid Elliot's handcuffs. "If you could look at the camera and state your name and date of birth, please. We just need to ask you some questions and you may be able to go."

Elliot turned to the camera.

"Elliot Gould, fifteenth of March, nineteen seventy. And since I have no legal representative. I'm only going to answer 'No comment' and since I can't be bothered to do that to every question, I'm going to say it now and go to sleep. 'No comment!'"

"Elliot you work for ABN News, is that correct?"

Elliot leaned back in the hard and uncomfortable metal chair and closed his eyes.

***

"Hello Elaine. I'm Agent Banks and this is Agent Fowler of the FBI. We would like to ask you some questions. I don't think we need those." Agent Banks nodded down at Elaine's hand cuffs. "Agent Fowler, if you would?" Agent Fowler walked around the table and undid Elaine's handcuffs. "If you could look at the camera and state your name and date of birth Please. We just need to ask you some questions and then you may be able to go."

"Elaine McDonald. Fifteenth of August, nineteen seventy three. Since I have no legal representative, I'm obviously going to use the fifth. But feel free to ask questions I'm not going to answer."

"Elaine, your work for ABN News do you not?"

Elaine just starred at them impassively.

***

"Hello Iris. I'm Agent Banks, and this is agent Fowler of the FBI. We would like to ask you some questions. I don't think we need those." Agent Banks nodded down at Iris's hand cuffs. "Agent Fowler, If you would?" Agent Fowler walked around the table and undid Iris's handcuffs. "If you could look at the camera and state your name and date of birth please . We just need to ask you some questions and then you may be able to go."

"Have you, like, met Mark Zuckerberg?" The two agents paused in the process of sitting down.

"I'm sorry Miss Sarzori, what?"

"You, like, work for him, don't you?"

"That's Facebook Miss Sarzori, we work for the FBI."

"Isn't that, like, the same thing?"

"No Miss Sarzori, it's not. Could you please state your name and date of birth for the camera."

"That's not on is it! My hair's, like, a mess and I have no, like, make-up on! I can't be on camera!"

"This is not being broadcast Miss Sarzori."

"Are you sure? I can see, like, the little red light is on."

"This is just for our records no one else will see it."

"Are you, like, sure? Can I not like, get a brush or something?"

"Your hair is fine Miss Sarzori."

"No, it's not, I'm always getting these, like, split ends, and it's, like, always so dry. I think, like, it's the air pollution..."

"Could you just look at the camera and say your name and date of birth please."

"My face is going to be, like, all shiny! I, like, need some powder!"

"Your face is fine. The lights are not bright enough to make it shiny."

"Are you, like, sure?"

"I'm sure. Just say your name and date of birth please."

"Iris Sarzori. This top is horrible, like, if I'd known, like, I was going to be on TV, like, I would have worn a better one. One that shows, like, a bit more of the girls, if you know what I mean, like." She winked at them.

"As I have said before, you're not going to be on TV. Just look towards the camera and say your date of birth."

Iris looked directly at the camera lens. "Your date of birth."

"No Miss Sarzori, You have to say your date of birth."

"I just, like, did!"

"No, you have to state your actual date of birth."

"Is your first name, like, Robin, Mr Banks?"

"No it's not Robin. Can you just state your date of birth."

"River?"

"No, it's not River either. All you have to do, is say the day you were born."

"I Dunno, I think, like, it was a Tuesday."

"Can you just look at the camera and say 'eighth of November, two thousand and nine'"

"That's my birthday! Like, how did you know that? Are you like, a mystic or something? Can you tell my fortune?"

"No, I'm not a fortune teller."

"Awe, gutted!"

"I wish you were, now, can you look at the camera," Iris looked at the camera, smiled. "And say your birthdate."

"Eighth of November, two thousand and nine."

"That wasn't so hard was it?"

"I don't know, I wasn't, like, touching your penis." Iris looked at the camera. "I swear! I wasn't, like touching him! Look, I can't even reach him!" Iris stretched out her arms towards Agent Banks, to prove that she indeed, couldn't reach him.

Ameel Banks violently punched the code into the vending machine and waited for it spit out coffee you could use to clean drains. He looked at the one way glass and the figure sat in the seat beyond, who was currently singing badly out of tune to herself, and then to his partner Zoe.

"Seriously. I swear to all the Gods, that for every minute I spend in that room with her, my IQ drops a point.

***

Elliot stood at the counter, waiting for the woman to open the paper package. She did, eventually, tipping out his possessions. He collected his wallet, car keys and watch.

"Where is my phone?"

"That has been sent to a lab for further investigation."

"I haven't been charged with anything."

"Yet, Mr Gould. Please sign here."

Elliot signed and stood silent as a blacked out Ski goggles were fitted over his head and he was marched away in darkness.

"Please stop here."

Elliot stopped and the goggles were removed. The rest of the gang were stood there in the foyer, carefully watched by security personnel. The company lawyer was with them, looking like a bulldog trying to chew a mouthful of angry wasps. Elliot looked down at his watch and at the date. They had been held for forty eight hours. They had definitely struck a nerve.

"Yay!" Garry said upon Elliot's arrival. "We can all fuck off now."

They were escorted outside into a waiting private hire minibus which had its own escort, which peeled away as they passed through the security circumference around the Pentagon.

"Everyone okay?" the lawyer asked.

"I need a smoke."

"I need a shit."

"Thanks for that Garry. That's an image I didn't want…"

"Oh I forgot Iris, you don't need to shit like the rest of us mere humans…"

The minibus dropped him off outside his house. Elliot looked at the police tape across his door. With a sigh, he walked up to his door, tearing the tape away as he looked at the splintered wood on the doorframe.

***

"You don't have to stay."

Iris slipped her hand into Elaine's as the minibus pulled away behind them.

"I want to."

They walked up the path to Elaine's house. Elaine angrily tore the police tape away and pushed open her front door.

"I'm sorry." Iris said as she looked at the chaos beyond.

"It's not your fault."

"It kinda' is…"

"It comes with the territory." Elaine turned to kiss Iris before she pulled out one of the phones the company lawyer had given them all in the minibus. She turned on the camera and slowly started to film the hallway and the rooms beyond.

The bedroom was a mess. Elaine and Iris's clothes were strewed about the floor, all the drawers removed and discarded on top. The mattress had been cut open and the contents partly pulled out. On top of the deflated and bumpy mattress, their sex toys were neatly laid out. The neatness amongst the chaos a statement in itself. Elaine filmed it all.

The Kitchen was just as bad as the bedroom, all the drawers and contents on the floor. Sealed packets of flour and other foodstuffs had been opened and scattered about. Some of the crockery had been broken. Elaine checked her new phone to make sure she had recorded everything and walked out into her front garden, phoning first a locksmith and then a local furnishers for a new double bed.

Inside, Iris removed her jacket and took hold of her T-shirt pulling it over her head. She dumped it on the counter and went looking for some rubbish bags. All the food would have to be binned and she started to it, placing the undamaged crockery in the dishwasher, the damaged in a garden refuse sack. She worked economically, avoiding distractions. Elaine walked in, walked back out to phone for groceries.

On return, Elaine stripped her tops off to her own bra and set to returning items to their rightful place as the dishwasher hummed away. They left the bedroom to last. The locksmith working away downstairs.

All their clothes, they placed in a pile next to the washing machine. Their underwear, they placed in one of the cardboard boxes their emergency groceries had arrived in. Iris would go through that later to ensure there was no semen on them. If she found any, she would bag the items and hand them to their lawyer.

They were both smelling ripe as they reached the end of the last room. Iris phoned their favourite local takeaway, the number ingrained in her memory and ordered their usual. They sat in the kitchen, in just their underwear as the washing machine rumbled through its third load. The tumble drier and the dishwasher on their second loads. They spooned food into their mouths. They had hardly spoken all day and now they were too tired to. The disposable takeaway trays and cutlery went in the trash and Elaine led Iris upstairs to the bathroom. Silently they stripped each other and stepped into the shower.

***

Elliot phoned for a locksmith but that's all he really managed. He looked at the mess inside his house, filmed it as per the lawyers instructions. He pulled a warmish beer out of the fridge that hadn't had its door closed properly and had defrosted over the kitchen floor. He cracked it open, sat down on his chair and turned the TV on.

***

Taking off his coat, rain dripping from the bottom onto the floor, Elliot draped it over the back of his chair. Their office, totally expectedly, had looked like his house. It had taken them all day to clean up. Unlike his house, which was still in the shape he had arrived back to.

The Pentagon was still learning the Barbra Streisand effect. Every administration seemed to think that they were immune to it and every administration found out that they weren't. Elliot always found it an amusing process. Currently it looked like the whole world was either searching the skies or trying to batter down the Pentagon's security firewalls in the hope of finding out something juicy. And yet, they were still claiming there was nothing that they were holding back. Elliot wondered how insane you had to be, to use individuals who clearly did not believe the words on their teleprompters, to claim that there was nothing going on, all the while coming down like a ton of bricks on those who challenged those words. Currently there were a lot of individuals and institution's challenging those words. They could claim 'foreign interference' against those in foreign countries where they had no influence, but they had their work cut out with the USA's own home bred conspiracy theorists. Elliot reckoned they had another two days, possibly three before the collective public lost interest and moved on. All the White House and the Pentagon had to do till then, was keep their collective heads down, but no, they had to keep pouring gasoline on the fire.

It was glorious.

All media outlets were recording increased subscriptions and viewer ship numbers. It wouldn't last, it never did, but until then. Elaine herself had become a celebrity in her own right. Routers and Youtube both said that she was trending higher than the President herself and Time Magazine were trying to get her on their front cover. The internet itself had put it down to Elaine's Scottish ancestry. You couldn't go far on the internet and not see AI generated images of Elaine in tartan, holding a Claymore in a physically impossible stance with a Scottish looking castle in the background.

Elaine absolutely hated it. Which Elliot found even funnier. Which was why he kept printing out the images and sticking them to the walls around her desk.

It was all a little annoying that no one had found anything.

***

He had made a serious attempt the previous night to clean up his house, get all the damage repaired. Elliot hadn't been in that great of a hurry to do so, as he was of the mind that they would just come back and trash his place all over again. A double bluff. He shut his new front door and just managed to catch the bus to the tube station.

It was quieting down. There had been a quiet reshuffle of personnel at both the Pentagon and the White house and the new incumbents had, annoyingly, decided to stop throwing flammable fuel onto the conflagration and as a result it was dying down. They were no longer in the top ten news stories. The prime spot was now taken up by a movie star who had been caught in bed, with not one, but three minors. There was a suspiciously large amount of detail to the story, and since the actor in question had family actively in politics, Elliot had the sneaky suspicion the story itself had been sat on to be used for an opportune moment, most likely a presidential race. Someone had to sacrifice a very valuable trump card to distract the public's eye.

His desk phone rang. Which was unusual in itself. Anyone worth speaking to, called his mobile. He lifted the receiver.

"Elliot Gould, ABN News. How can I help."

"Ell! It's Trev! We went to Uni together." Elliot vaguely remembered him.

"Wow! Blast from the past, what's up?"

"I'm in Chile,"

"Okay…."

"You were right! I'm at Atacama! They found it! They fucking found it! What's your e-mail? I'll send you the data."

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