"Thank you for meeting with me. A mutual friend recommended you."
"What's your reason for inviting me?"
"I have need of your skillset."
"And which skillset might that be?"
"I understand you're quite accomplished with young ladies."
"I do okay."
"I want to blackmail my pregnant daughter into having sex with me."
"Not my area of expertise. I'm a lover, not a seedy snoop or photographer."
"That's not why I need you. You see my daughter isn't currently pregnant. I want you to change that."