I had a strange idea and would like some feedback. Do you think the following would make a good story? Any suggestions for improvements?
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"Hi, I'm Lenny." I offered my sweaty hand. I was desperate for work and very nervous. The job recruiter gripped it firmly and shook it a few times.
"Hi, Lenny. Nice to meet you. I'm sure you'll like the job we're offering." He didn't ask for my resume or other information. Instead, he launched into a sales pitch he'd obviously given many, many times. "Our company needs at least sixty cowboys as quick as we can get 'em. Don't worry, it's not like the Old West at all. These days, being a cowboy is one of the easiest and most enjoyable jobs in the world! The pay isn't great but you get free training, transportation, room, board, and uniforms. The job also includes medical, dental, and three weeks of vacation your first year. What do you say?"
It sounded pretty good and I didn't have much of a choice. I signed up and was on my way to training that night.
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Our trainer Evelyn met me and three other new cowboys at the train station. She drove us to the bunkhouse and explained, "Being a cow-boy is easy, fun, and probably the best job any of you will ever have." I thought it was odd she said 'cow-boy' with a slight pause in the middle, as if it were two words.
She continued, "We give you pills every morning and hormone shots once a week, feed you plenty of healthy food, provide entertainment, and ensure you get just the right amount of exercise to stay healthy. All you need to do for that, and for your many other benefits, is masturbate in front of somebody and ejaculate at least eight times a day."
I was shocked and beyond! The guy next to me asked, "Uh … WHAT?"
"Women or gay men who enjoy the flavor of cum hire a lot of cow-boys. Cow-boys are hugely popular at bachelorette parties, as well. However, our main line of business is Cumfed girlfriends. They consume nothing but water, vitamins, and semen. They love the taste of sperm, and any other food makes them nauseous. Each Cumfed girl needs three cow-boys to provide her required daily semen intake, or two very productive ones."
I exclaimed, "WHAT?"
"For enough calories and protein to stay healthy, Cumfed girls need to drink at least a hundred average doses of semen a day, or twenty from cow-boys. Cow-boys produce five times the usual ejaculate volume, half a cup of cum per climax. Many wealthy men, and even more wealthy wives who dislike fellatio, pay a lot for Cumfed girlfriends. As you would assume, Cumfed girls are desperate to suck dick or lick semen out of orifices any time they can.
As the best benefits of being cow-boys you get at least six blowjobs a day, even ten or more if your body is able, and most nights you'll sleep with your penis inside a cumfed girl. They love receiving vaginal and anal sex, and crave penetration nearly as much as they love cum. They sleep best with man meat in all three of their holes."