While in the dark from Fiona, limited access to my writing docs, I wrote a bunch of loglines for potential stories. This one entertains me, but I don't have the time to write it.
Lesbians just haven't had the right dick, but all of the guys who have said that aren't me, I do have the right dick, which I discovered in a drunken threesome with my wife and her cute but otherwise bitchy lesbian best friend.
I had felt bad about taking advantage of Tricia's unrequited love of my wife, until I pushed the bitch down by that volleyball ass, and in doing so I've discovered my purpose, but how do I get my wife on board with my newfound calling?
I think dark comedy is the way to run it, forcibly changing someone's orientation is pretty dark. But going over the top with it could be great comedy. Maybe throw in an ancient sisterhood of lesbians who had always warned that this mythical dick would eventually come and give them a desire to smite our hero before he fucks them all into submission. Or whatever.
Maybe it's a threeway romance between Tricia, the hero, and the wife, but when Tricia tells her lesbian friends about finding the right dick, they find themselves randomly sucked into wild sex that leaves them attempting to muscle in on the original threesome. Could end it with a Night of the Living Dead holed up in a farmhouse, cut off from help, being overrun with lesbians just after the right dick.
And that's only playing the comedy side of things.
I have the bandwidth to brainstorm but not to write it.