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Unintended prison brake

Miss Green ๐Ÿšซ

So this computer genius is wrongfully convicted n put in jail the the ex tryed to kill him for some reason but he survived. While everyone else thinks his dead he starts a new life as native American with help from that community. That's all I remember I'd love to re read this story but I can for the life of me remember the title. If you do let me know.

Zellus ๐Ÿšซ

https://storiesonline.net/s/45443/the-hawk-and-the-chipmunk
https://storiesonline.net/a/the-scot

Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ

It would be nice if the legal system did put the brake on prison sentences, and focused on reform instead.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Remus2

It would be nice if politicians were honest.

It would be nice if we could power the world with unicorn farts.

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

It would be nice if politicians were honest.

It would be nice if we could power the world with unicorn farts.

Are unicorn farts AC or DC ?? Any idea of voltage ??
I only ask as unicorn power seems far more realistic than option #1

:)

Replies:   Dominions Son  Remus2
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Are unicorn farts AC or DC ?? Any idea of voltage ??

Unicorn farts are magic gas. You have to burn them in a turbine to make electricity.

Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Are unicorn farts AC or DC ?? Any idea of voltage ??
I only ask as unicorn power seems far more realistic than option #1

Probably DC since it's a direct mana conversation from the unicorns arse. Voltage is dependent upon the size or the unicorn and it's previous days meals.

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@Remus2

It would be nice if the legal system did put the brake on prison sentences, and focused on reform instead.

It would be nice if people didn't commit crimes to hurt other people either physically or financially.

It would be nice if politicians didn't create laws to make crimes out of things that don't hurt anyone except the false morals of a few wankers.

Replies:   Remus2
Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

It would be nice if politicians didn't create laws to make crimes out of things that don't hurt anyone except the false morals of a few wankers.

Yes, that would appear to be closer to the problem. I would drill it down a bit more by saying the false morals is only a deeper layer. At the root it's about control and greed, the false morals being a convenient excuse rather than a cause.

Replies:   Tw0Cr0ws
Tw0Cr0ws ๐Ÿšซ

@Remus2

At the root it's about control and greed, the false morals being a convenient excuse rather than a cause.

The false morals were created to give the excuse. It has always been about power and control.

gruntsgt ๐Ÿšซ

Why don't we start with the gas that fills up all the Politicians? It's FAR more plentiful than the unicorn farts and I'm sure we can get a consensus on it's use from the masses.

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@gruntsgt

Why don't we start with the gas that fills up all the Politicians?

Because it's non-combustible. Political gas is more like helium rather than methane. :)

Replies:   limab  gruntsgt
limab ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Because it's non-combustible. Political gas is more like helium rather than methane. :)

Unfortunately it is much less useful than helium :(

Replies:   garymrssn
garymrssn ๐Ÿšซ

@limab

Unfortunately it is much less useful than helium :(

It's also toxic.

gruntsgt ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

yes, but even if the gas isn't combustible, the outer chamber (politician) is, so the idea of burning it is in my opinion still a great one.

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@gruntsgt

yes, but even if the gas isn't combustible, the outer chamber (politician) is, so the idea of burning it is in my opinion still a great one.

I won't disagree with that.

However, you'd need a completely different kind of power plant for that. I supposed a coal fired steam turbine power plant could be converted to burn politicians.

Once you got started, I don't know if the supply of politicians would last long enough to make it economically viable.

Replies:   Remus2
Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

However, you'd need a completely different kind of power plant for that. I supposed a coal fired steam turbine power plant could be converted to burn politicians.

I'm thinking a combined cycle plant. One side a Rankin to harness political hot air, the other a Brayton to harness the unicorn farts when they try telling us they are honest. It would be the energy gift that keeps on giving with a hood over their head and a pipe stuck up their arse to harness both ends. Much more efficient than simply burning them.

Sparky-1953 ๐Ÿšซ

Only if you inhale! Otherwise it just stinks and fouls up the works.

Miss Green ๐Ÿšซ

So I come back to check n see if anyone replied to my post and low n behold the first thing I see is unicorn farts. Needless to say y'all just made my week. Xoxo thanks for the help n the laughs

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