By sticking dead fish? in curtain rods and ex husband, with new wife can't figure out where that smell is coming from so he let's ex wife have the house back.
By sticking dead fish? in curtain rods and ex husband, with new wife can't figure out where that smell is coming from so he let's ex wife have the house back.
Think it was one of Stamngstar06 stories only the exhusband put the fush in with wife's clothes he kept the house. Cheers.
Thank you, but it was definitely the wife, she wanted one more night in the house so she opened a bottle of champagne and had her final dinner in the house before she boobie trapped it with the fish. Husband and new wife spent days looking for the odor and then gave up and gave her the house, lol
.... before she boobie trapped it with the fish.
At least I could understand why the fishy smell around her if she trapped a fish under each tit, instead of just blaming in on poor genital hygiene. Must've needed a large bra for that....
Sorry. Just couldn't resist.
It wasn't fish, it was shrimp shells. And when ex and new wife couldn't get smell out they bought a new house, and took the curtain rods with them. She then bought her perfect house back at a really discounted price.
I wasn't sure what she stuck in the rods, but yeah that's it, now if I could remember the title.
Kinda funny, there's all these BTB (burn the bitch) stories, but this is the absolutely perfect burn the bastard story! LMAO
I have explained to my readers that BTB could apply to M or F. I just can't seem to write from a female perspective.
I just can't seem to write from a female perspective.
I have that problem as a reader. As a male I just can't seem to identify with a female MC.
I have that problem as a reader. As a male I just can't seem to identify with a female MC.
There are female MCs in stories written by females, and in stories written by males. Just to add to the fun, sometimes it is not obvious what gender the author is - I was sure the author of Re: Trailer Trash was a woman, no.
I can get my head around some characters, but all.
Oh - and I'm currently re-reading a story with a male MC, written by a professed lesbian. Some of the actions and attitudes are a bit strange.
I can see how that could pose a problem, writing from the opposite gender. But then I'm not a writer so what would I know
It is a lot harder than it sounds, to do it right, I mean.
I have a half-dozen stories started with female MCs and I always seem to run into a wall. The last thing I want is a character that is not believable. I haven't yet been able to strike that proper chord with the personalities yet, not and write something I am proud of. There are plenty of bad examples around already without me adding to them.
That has become something of a grail for me now! If I can do that, I will have become a writer. :-)