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rymermatthew221 ๐Ÿšซ

The first story I'm looking for is about a man who sells everything he owns to buy a mountain, which is haunted. The mountain has caves with hidden treasure, he eventually creates a vineyard, buys a radio station, and runs for public office. Story 2 is about a guy who's down on his luck and discovers he's santa's next of kin and has to go to the North Pole to get things running again.

i4pepsi2 ๐Ÿšซ

The first story sounds like Recluse and Ghost by Dual writer

rymermatthew221 ๐Ÿšซ

i4pepsi2, thank you very much!! Recluse and Ghost is the first story I'm looking for. I've looked on ten different sites for over 6 months it was driving me nuts.

limab ๐Ÿšซ

I sent a DM with a probable answer. Did you receive it?

Limab

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rymermatthew221 ๐Ÿšซ

@limab

Hey Limab, thank you, you were right it was Christmas Cracker.

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blast ๐Ÿšซ

@rymermatthew221

How about sharing the link to christmas cracker

Replies:   limab
limab ๐Ÿšซ
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@blast

Because I don't want the proprietor upset with me, No.

Not here at least, check your mail.

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blast ๐Ÿšซ

@limab

Received with thanks

Wheezer ๐Ÿšซ

I'm interested in the Santa story as well. If it's not on SOL, please include me in any DM link.

Replies:   shahjee
shahjee ๐Ÿšซ

@Wheezer

Same Here, kindly include me in the DM

(Had been tempted to just post "Me Too!" but thought this would be more polite)

MDJ ๐Ÿšซ

I would like a dm for the story also please. It sounds like a good one.

karactr ๐Ÿšซ

Me Too!!

Please! (See, I CAN be sort of polite ;) )

richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ
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Me Too

If you are the second person to request something, why isn't it "Me two"?

If a ballet dancer wears a tutu, why isn't it spelled twotwo? Or maybe toto or tootoo. And day 22 of any month should be ballet day.

Replies:   karactr
karactr ๐Ÿšซ
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@richardshagrin

Haven't we briefly had the discussion about bad puns in the recent past?

Okay maybe not a discussion, just an observation on my part.

It cannot, realistically, be "Me two" because that is something my granddaughter would say. Actually, that would be "Me five" now, but you get the idea.

It is tutu because it's French. Let us please not get into a discussion of how odd French words got incorporated into English. Really, it derives from cucu, I mean "buttocks"!? Seriously, the French can be weird.

"Toto" is an American rock band formed in 1976 and still performing today. Quite good too, if you like that sort of thing. Which I do. Also, "Toto" is a character in the Oz books by L. Frank Baum. Not of lot of speaking dialogue, but quite active. The series is quite good as well, if you like that sort of thing. Which I do.

Tootoo is a former professional hockey player. Also, from what I understand, quite good too, if you like that sort of thing. Which I don't.

And couldn't it just as easily be small caliber day? Probably more prevalent in the US than ballet.

kara

Edit: How do I directly quote from a previous post in my reply? The only way I know is copy/paste. I seem to have forgotten how to do it directly, if I ever knew.
k.

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samuelmichaels ๐Ÿšซ

@karactr

How do I directly quote from a previous post in my reply? The only way I know is copy/paste. I seem to have forgotten how to do it directly, if I ever knew.

If you highlight the portion of the message you want to quote before clicking on the reply icon, it will be automatically included as a quote.

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karactr ๐Ÿšซ

@samuelmichaels

@karactr

How do I directly quote from a previous post in my reply? The only way I know is copy/paste. I seem to have forgotten how to do it directly, if I ever knew.

If you highlight the portion of the message you want to quote before clicking on the reply icon, it will be automatically included as a quote.

Oh!! TYVM :D

k.

Wheezer ๐Ÿšซ

If you are the second person to request something, why isn't it "Me two"?

Pull my finger. Hear that? Smell that? It's just for you.

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