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davidhughes2465 ๐Ÿšซ

Anyone know where this has dissapeared to??

gruntsgt ๐Ÿšซ

The Author, JRyter, took down all of his stories as of July 1.

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

according to his blog they will be appearing at Patreon. However, many of them aren't available unless you pay the monthly danegeld.

Replies:   red61544
red61544 ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

unless you pay the monthly danegeld

I wonder if Trump will extend the tariff to include imported erotic stories. If so, will it be assessed by length of the story or by the number of erotic acts depicted in it pages? Will different erotic acts be taxed according to their kinkiness? Since he has a known proclivity for such things, will water sports be exempt from the tariff? Will the tax be higher if Stormy Daniels appears in the story? So many possibilities the mind boggles!

Replies:   Ernest Bywater
Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@red61544

I wonder if Trump will extend the tariff to include imported erotic stories.

I doubt he'll exempt them if he gets around to taxing stories. Mind you, the Democrats will simply place a total ban on them and anything else they see as obstructing their great socialist world order without borders.

Replies:   seanski1969
seanski1969 ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

Sorry Ernest you definitely don't know America. It's the Republicans who are the "Book Banners and Burners". They are the party of the Evangelists and the Party that is full of those who are bigots and racists.

Replies:   Ernest Bywater
Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ
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@seanski1969

Party that is full of those who are bigots and racists.

I suggest you take time to study history, look at who supports the Democrats, and who the Democrats support.

The Democrats in the USA are the ones who supported slavery and the main power behind the War Between the States. The Democrats created the Klu Klux Klan and the Jim Crow laws and fought against the civil rights movement.

The biggest funding source for the Democrats is Sorros, a declared world socialist strongly pushing the world socialist agenda.

The Democrats support the group called Antifa, the group that objects to any free speech and uses the exact same tactics the Nazis used in Germany in the 1930s. It's Democrat politicians calling for civil disobedience and unrest by encourage people to attack people in the street and to start riots. It's Democrat controlled media that censure the media reports of anything that doesn't support their agenda.

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Now, on a very important question for you. Why is it the major US cities with the highest level of poverty for blacks are Democrat controlled and have been for decades, yet the Democrats can't fix anything in them?

edit to add: I suggest if you want to keep this talk about politics going we create a new thread to deal with it. red61544 introduced politics, I responded, you replied, and I've responded again. This thread is not about politics, so we should leave them out of it from now on.

Replies:   FSwan  Dinsdale  Nobody
FSwan ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

Concur with Ernest's last post.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@FSwan

Although they're not banned, management has made it clear they're not in favour of political discussions. So every time a topic like this morphs into a political discussion, it must feel like a dagger up the clitoris.

AJ

Replies:   Ernest Bywater
Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Although they're not banned, management has made it clear they're not in favour of political discussions.

Most of the time it's because they take over a thread on another subject, which is why I suggested starting anew thread if they wanted to keep going on politics. I've said all I felt I needed to say in response to what they said, so it's over as far as I'm concerned. I'd rather the politics didn't get into threads like this, but I've a bad habit of not letting people throw out political garbage unchallenged.

Dinsdale ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

red61544 pointed out that Trump has a personal interest in these matters and that he is in a position to do something about it, apart from that he was obviously joking.
You appear to be deadly serious.

Replies:   Ernest Bywater  red61544
Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ
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@Dinsdale

red61544 pointed out that Trump has a personal interest in these matters and that he is in a position to do something about it, apart from that he was obviously joking.

You appear to be deadly serious.

Nothing in what he posted was an obvious joke, so, like many others, I take the posts at their face value. One of the basic issues with having Asperger's Syndrome is being very pedantic. Another is being easy to teach something new, but almost impossible to erase that with changes at a later date.

BTW: The nickname I've had since Primary School in the mid 1960s is Deadly Ernest.

typo edit.

red61544 ๐Ÿšซ

@Dinsdale

apart from that he was obviously joking

I can only pray that we will get to a point where MAGA stands for "Make America Grin Again". We've lost our ability to laugh at ourselves.

Replies:   richardshagrin
richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

@red61544

We've lost our ability to laugh at ourselves.

Not Me! Rich hard Shag grin.

Replies:   robberhands
robberhands ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

We've lost our ability to laugh at ourselves.

Not Me! Rich hard Shag grin.

Maybe true, but I don't know if that's a good thing in your case. You're not very funny.

Replies:   richardshagrin
richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

@robberhands

You're not very funny.

I try hard. I am punny. note the extra n, I am not puny. I make puns. More people smile at my posts than at yours.

red61544 ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

More people smile at my posts than at yours.

As I said before, we've lost the ability to laugh at ourselves. Keep punning. As any environmentalist knows, it's good for the sole. So do it for the sheer halibut.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

I am punny

That's punnyshable by law!

AJ

madnige ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

More people smile at my posts than at yours.

I bet more people groan and grimace, too.

Replies:   Wheezer
Wheezer ๐Ÿšซ

@madnige

I bet more people groan and grimace, too.

lots more...

Nobody ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

Hate to get into this, but Im pretty sure the Ds and the Rs have swapped sides for the whole kkk things. I seem to remember all those southern ds becoming Rs

Replies:   Ernest Bywater
Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ
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@Nobody

Hate to get into this, but Im pretty sure the Ds and the Rs have swapped sides for the whole kkk things. I seem to remember all those southern ds becoming Rs

Since you want to have a political discussion I've started a new thread for it at

https://storiesonline.net/d/s2/t4250/political-talk-from

with a response to this.

edit to add: - Please direct all future political comments to the new thread linked to above.

Sparky-1953 ๐Ÿšซ

This was in the news within the last week or so. A Democrat legislator has introduced a bill that would ban all books and/or websites of anyone that the SPLC has labeled as racist or hate speech.

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