This is the Lost Stories forum. It is assumed that you are looking for a lost story if you start a thread here. Try to use your feeble imagination just a little bit and come up with a slightly more descriptive subject title than "lost story!" Good grief...
So, judging by your title you are looking for a story or author with the name Pete, correct?
Well, there's a few stories that could fit the bill.
How about Graybird's "Pasyaten Pete"? https://storiesonline.net/a/Graybyrd
Or for a bit lighter reading I could recommend "Peter, June and the Whatevers!" by Denham Forrest https://storiesonline.net/a/Denham_Forrest
And from what I can gather, despite it's unfinished state, "Pete, A Young Man's Story" by Magi seems to have quite a few fans https://storiesonline.net/a/Magi
Of course there's still the classics like Peter Pan and the Gospel of Peter.
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Yeah, it is a bit tedious to see the same title over and over again, but then again not everyone is as good at condensing information into ~140 characters as the current American president.
Silly post, of course people are going to write lost story. They have no identifier for what the name of the story is, otherwise they will write half a sentence or some obscure shit like BIG DICK BANGS SISTER. It's just easier to write lost story and then have what it is in the post itself.
or some obscure shit like BIG DICK BANGS SISTER.
Would that be a scat story? Or just an incest tale starring a tall guy named Richard ?
Or just an incest tale starring a tall guy named Richard ?
I can make an educated guess at the author :(
AJ
Or just an incest tale starring a tall guy named Richard ?
Generally, 'big' implies broad, not tall and skinny.
Absolutely agree. Come on, folks--you could at least try.
My two lost story posts (so far) were headed Parachuted into wrong country, which I suspect was enough even without any message body for some to identify the story for me, and UK based tale, UK author, which at least gave some idea of what I was looking for.
It would be sooo helpful if a few more more posters could post "MC fucks five year-old twin sisters" or whatever so we had some idea of which posts we would, or need not, bother to read.
Well hell, I read every single post here on this thread just for the entertainment value of the replies alone!
And quite often, I pick up tips for stories to add to my personal list of things to read.
Pete and Repeat, indeed.
Kuhpa01, thanks for reviving this dead thread from 2017 just to remind me what a bunch of sarcastic fractional wits this bunch is...as if I could forget.
Now wait a minute, I am not a fractional wit, I have a half wit, not a fraction
Er... half (1/2) wit is a fractional wit :)
decimal
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dec·i·mal
adjective
relating to or denoting a system of numbers and arithmetic based on the number ten, tenth parts, and powers of ten.
"decimal arithmetic"
noun
a fraction whose denominator is a power of ten and whose numerator is expressed by figures placed to the right of a decimal point."
I don't remember them all, but I do remember that:
Nit Wit married Dim Wit and had two children
Half Wit and Slow Wit
Nit Wit married Dim Wit and had two children
Half Wit and Slow Wit
That's wrong;
Nit Witt married Slow Burns and they had two children -
Half Witt then Dim Witt who wasn't bright enough to be a full Witt.
Er... half (1/2) wit is a fractional wit :)
There are other fractions... some greater, some lesser. I can't paint all denizens of this forum with the same brush. To call some here a half wit is crediting them with far more wit than they actually possess. Others are fully possessed with a very complete set of wits.
Do NOT use them to hide dead bodies, they will be preserved for thousands of years and science will advance enough to catch you.
This is the Lost Stories forum. It is assumed that you are looking for a lost story if you start a thread here. Try to use your feeble imagination just a little bit and come up with a slightly more descriptive subject title than "lost story!" Good grief...
Congratulations on starting a thread in the 'Lost Stories' category without supplying any details of the story you're looking for. Therefore, it seems to me that every story on this site meets your criteria.
AJ
Congratulations on starting a thread in the 'Lost Stories' category
Look at the dates. This thread was started, died, and was buried 2-1/2 years ago. R.I.P. until someone dug up the corpse.
Look at the dates. This thread was started, died, and was buried 2-1/2 years ago. R.I.P. until someone dug up the corpse.
Which just goes to prove that once it hits cyberspace, it never dies. True zombies, eh?
This thread was started, died, and was buried 2-1/2 years ago.
Necro-posts!
Look at the bright side - happy Zombie Jesus day is only a few months away as of now.
On the not so bright side, somehow or another, x-video has decided that PKF films are my new choice when I'm watching free porn. From a skill perspective, the actresses in those videos remind me of my first ex-wife, just laying there not moving while having sex. From a social perspective, it's rather disturbing that many of these videos have more than 1 million views, showing a guy killing a women (or two, or three), and then having sex with their corpses.
I mean, I studied deviant sexual practices when I was in college for my masters degree, but I don't remember too much of a discussion on necrophilia this way.
This thread was started, died, and was buried 2-1/2 years ago. R.I.P. until someone dug up the corpse.
So it had a little death! Who knew forum threads could have orgasms!
AJ
Arise thread long thought dead! You are summoned to haunt the forum in which thou wert created!
If you are talking about the witts then don't forget
Michaelina and Ichabod Witt.
Mike and Ike if you knew them!
"Placet is a Crazy Place" by Fredric Brown
Didn't Pete pick a peck of pickled peppers?
Peter Piper's doctor called Mrs Piper and suggested she stop using a vinegar douche.
Mrs Piper asked Peter's doctor how he even knew she used a vinegar douche.
To which the doctor replied: Because Peter Piper packs a pickled pecker.
Let's close this with the clear statement that Pete is now happily living on a retirement farm with his dragon.
no one mentioned pumpkin eaters ?????
That's a Peter Peter thing. Only people interested in MM stories would be interested.
