Not really a story, but rather a rant about the way Microsoft keeps changing things, using kitchen tools as a metaphor - for example, you paring knife which had red plastic handle and a short blade is suddenly, without notice, longer, thinner, and with a wooden handle. I think there was something about having to refit the whole kitchen for some minor change, and maybe the form and function of drawers swapping around for no apparent reason. It might have been here (may even still be), might have been an author blog entry, or it might have been elsewhere. I can say it wasn't artie's Tool Rant as I've just found and looked at that - that also bashes Microsoft for messing things up, but not in as clever a way as the one I'm looking for. Any Ideas, anybody?