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JoeBobMack ๐Ÿšซ
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The scoring system on SOL gets lots of discussion. I sympathize with Lazeez; setting up any system is tough. Readers tend to only score stories they like, and I suspect, despite those who "1-bomb," there's a tendency to be nice to an author who has just given you perhaps many hours of enjoyment. So what if it wasn't at the very peak - give it a 10! This all leaves a set of scores that skew really high and leave readers trying to decipher the significance of tenths of a decimal point. (Much the situation on that dominant e-book site!) All, in all, from a reader's viewpoint only, I think he's done a pretty good job, although I'm not sure just how much to discount the pre-2013 scores.

Anyway, when you score a story, how do you do it? Do you start at 10 and take off for things that matter to you? Have you read enough on SOL (or do you use a bigger base?) to have a sense of what a "6" is and go from there? Me, I tend to start at somewhere around a 7.5 as I figure I'm only picking stories I already think are going to interest me and that have signs they are well-written (blurb, author's blog, maybe the first chapter or other stories by the author). Then I go up or down, depending. Page-turning engagement (narrative drive) and emotional impact probably influence me more than anything.

How do you score? And do you find the scoring system helpful as a reader?

Freyrs_stories ๐Ÿšซ

@JoeBobMack

Originality gets a few points
Creative license a few more.
then the quality of the characters and dialogue fill out the middle.
I don't think I've ever given a 10 a lot of 6's and 7's though

richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

@JoeBobMack

How do you score?

An average story is a six. A "C" if grading like High School. Better than average is a 7, a "B", Good is an 8, an "A". 9 is an A+. 10 is very rare. Even better than a 9, and those are pretty rare.

A 5 is below average, but still passing, consider it a "D". A 4 is an E. Failing, but not as bad as a score of 3. Which is a F, even worse than Failing. A 2 is below redemption, leave the story alone, it isn't worth reading. A 1 is "you call this a story?".

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JoeBobMack ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

Average for...

What you've read on SOL - And, for you, that might be average for SOL. At least, I'm pretty sure you are WAY ahead of me.

Or, since you are grading on the curve, is 10 on SOL in the same ballpark as the best you've ever read?

(In all honesty, I'm not sure I can answer those questions myself. There's part of me that wants to score on the totality of what I've ever read, so SOL authors are competing against Heinlein, McCaffrey, and Bujold. Part wants to just compare to SOL. Like in so many other things, I'm likely inconsistent!)

Paladin_HGWT ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

I just re-read your scoring "system" and realized it is nearly identical to how I score stories too.

Huzzah!

Keet ๐Ÿšซ

@JoeBobMack

I only score stories that I thought of as interesting enough to start reading. I never 1-bomb simply because an author writes about a kink I personally find disgusting, it's childish and useless. I only read longer stories and not before they are completed. Bookapy plays a role in that since it started. If a book is on Bookapy I know it's complete even if the posting on SOL hasn't finished yet. I find myself buying a lot on Bookapy, especially from authors I know to produce very good stories. Some I haven't even read yet because I've got quit a reading list to work through :)
That said, if I finish reading a book it usually is worth at least a 7 to me, otherwise I probably would have stopped reading it. My votes mostly run from 7-9 with a rare 6 or 10. My first evaluation point is how much I liked the book/story, generally it's an entertainment value vote. Only as a second point I 'judge' the technical value and that usually is only with stories with more typos or inconsistencies than I like. Too many typos and I stop reading and often those stories are not voted on. I've got this tick that I have to correct typos while I read a downloaded and converted book. Too many of those edits and it's no longer enjoying a good story but an editing job. I tend to reread many stories and all typos I have edited I don't have to see again.
I'm also a bit lazy with voting. There are a few books I read but have not voted on yet, partly because I read local copies and not on SOL itself. That means I don't see the voting question at the end of a book.

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awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Keet

How do readers discern the stories you started, but were so bad that you didn't finish, in order for the scores you do award to be meaningful?

AJ

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Keet ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

How do readers discern the stories you started, but were so bad that you didn't finish, in order for the scores you do award to be meaningful?

I usually don't vote for stories I didn't finish. I read off-line, the downloaded version, so I have to make an effort to go back to the story on SOL to vote. I try to do that for every story I finish. Perhaps I should try a little harder to also vote for story I stopped reading. There's no way for readers to determine if anyone finished reading a story before voting, i.e. the 'blind' 1-bombs and default 10 votes for specific authors. I don't play that game.

Northman ๐Ÿšซ

@Keet

I never 1-bomb simply because an author writes about a kink I personally find disgusting, it's childish and useless.

Hurray for that.

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@JoeBobMack

First, I go in knowing I'm not reading a traditionally published book. Therefore, my expectations of what's great is much less than if I were reading a traditionally published book or at least one I paid for. A much lower bar.

Unlike the other replies here, I actually use the descriptions, not the associated number. Was it "great" or "not bad" or "not good," etc. I don't think I ever came across a story that was "you call this a story?" but I have read some that I "hated it."

Isn't that what the descriptions are for?

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Keet ๐Ÿšซ

@Switch Blayde

First, I go in knowing I'm not reading a traditionally published book. Therefore, my expectations of what's great is much less than if I were reading a traditionally published book or at least one I paid for. A much lower bar.

I read some gems here on SOL that were way better than some of the traditionally published books. What I do keep in the back of my head is that stories here don't have expensive editors who went over it. The downside is a much bigger chance of typos and inconsistencies, the upside is that they are not pushed through the same mold that seems to be mandatory for traditionally published books. That last one makes reading on SOL much more fun.

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JoeBobMack ๐Ÿšซ

@Keet

the upside is that they are not pushed through the same mold that seems to be mandatory for traditionally published books. That last one makes reading on SOL much more fun.

Yup, yup. Exactly right!

whisperclaw ๐Ÿšซ

@Switch Blayde

You're not alone. I use the descriptions too. I typically don't bother to read stories with scores lower than about 6.5 unless they are by an author I know and like, and really I try to keep above 7.0 (so "good" or better).

Most stories I read here are "good." Some are "not bad" and even more rarely I'll rate something "some good, some bad" if I can see the potential that was unrealized or if the author veered off into a weird direction. On the other side, I've been more free with my "very goods" of late. It's pretty rare for me to score a story Great, and I've only rated maybe one or two stories as 10 Most Amazing Story in the 3-4 years I've been here.

In fact, now I'm curious. Is there a report I can run to see every story I've ever rated and the score I gave them?

Keet ๐Ÿšซ

@whisperclaw

In fact, now I'm curious. Is there a report I can run to see every story I've ever rated and the score I gave them?

You can look at at your history in your Library. You can't create a report from it bit you can see what you read and how you voted.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@whisperclaw

I typically don't bother to read stories with scores lower than about 6.5 unless they are by an author I know and like, and really I try to keep above 7.0 (so "good" or better).

Several posters have said they'll award a 7 to stories which, while not top drawer, were worth their time reading. Those 7s will be significantly impacted by the algorithm.

I don't know what to suggest, but there seems to be something of a mismatch :-(

AJ

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@whisperclaw

It's pretty rare for me to score a story Great, and I've only rated maybe one or two stories as 10 Most Amazing Story in the 3-4 years I've been here.

That's why I have a lower bar for SOL stories than those traditionally published or bought. Call it voting on a curve.

Due to my comments in this Forum, I must sound like I'm down on SOL authors. I'm not. I give them a lot of credit. What I can't stand is the attitude: "It's good enough. I don't have to spend time on it to make it the best I can."

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ
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@Switch Blayde

What I can't stand is the attitude: "It's good enough. I don't have to spend time on it to make it the best I can."

A fair statement.

However, there are a few caveats that ought to go with that.

1. There is a point of diminishing returns where spending more time on it isn't going to make it better.

2. That point isn't necessarily the same for every author.

3. Most of the authors on SOL have other things going on in their lives besides writing, and I don't just mean a paying day job.

4. Beyond spelling and basic grammar, there isn't an objective, universally accepted standard for what constitutes better.

Quasirandom ๐Ÿšซ

@JoeBobMack

I don't bother rate anything I don't finish, and I rarely bother finishing anything that isn't at least "some good and some bad." Because I'm a copy editor, I rarely finish stories with acute technical issues (a few small typos don't bother me, but consistently bad grammar does), so I'm grading based on the storytelling: consistent characters, good character arcs, balanced plot, and especially did the end come together with a satisfying >click< (as opposed to just stopping).

Was I entertained? How well?

Franco ๐Ÿšซ
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@JoeBobMack

My default score is 7. Going up from that I might give it an 8 or 9. I can't remember the last time I gave a story a 10. If a story is acceptable but very flawed it might be scored 6. If a story is unacceptable I just don't score it, and probably didn't read enough to justify giving it a score. If it's really poor, I might give it a 5 if I read enough. I can't remember the last time I gave a score lower than 5.

In my opinion, the 10 point scoring system is unnecessarily complex. I would prefer a system with only 3 scores: good, acceptable, poor.

Edit: I can't recall reading any story rated lower than 5.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@JoeBobMack

How do you score a story?

Well first you need to find a composer who does commission work...

solreader50 ๐Ÿšซ

@JoeBobMack

I score both positively and negatively.

For example a story with an actual plot will gain plus points, for example the writings of Argon. As the ladies say, size doesn't matter. So a short story has as much chance of scoring high as an epic. Possibly a better chance as the character and plot do not have to be maintained chapter after chapter. If it is an epic then let's have some interesting sub-plots.

Interesting characters will also gain plus points. Having main characters who are given an easy life by the author and therefore make an easy life for the author through brains, riches, good looks etc. will get downgraded.

I am a bit of a grammar, spelling and fact Nazi. I don't mind the occasional there/their/they're mixup but if the story is littered with them and still worth reading they will get down voted. Also don't tell me that L'Arc de Triomphe is in New York if you want to get a good score.

And getting your characters names mixed up is a big no-no. After Joe and Mary go to Bob and Alice for an orgy, Bob and Alice do not go home. Neither do Sid and Frida. There was one story I read ages ago where the author had fairly obviously used a word processor to universally change "Joe " to "Jack ", but left all the "Joe's" in the text. (Names have been changed to protect the guilty.) If I get the feeling the author has not bothered to proof read their own story then I guess they don't care that much if I mark them down on it.

If I find a story is boring bad then I just stop reading it and it doesn't get scored. If it is offensively bad, for example racist or over misogynistic or politically inexcusable or supporting intolerance, then I will skip to the end and give an appropriate very low score.

Oh, and a pet hate of mine, but I'm a tolerant guy so it doesn't have to be your pet hate, is a story in the 2nd person. I spot a YOU in the first sentence and I go screaming for the barf bucket. But I probably don't score it at all.

Oh man. All those negative vibes from me. In spite of what I write, I find that for most stories I read to the end, I give at least a "Good". I can only recall giving "Most Amazing Story" on a couple of occasions.

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StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@solreader50

If it is offensively bad, for example racist or over misogynistic or politically inexcusable or supporting intolerance, then I will skip to the end and give an appropriate very low score.

I actually have a legitimate question for you. Under what standards do you use for those criteria? Those of today, or those of the time frame in which the story is set, if appropriate? In other words, 'To Kill a Mockingbird' and 'Huck Finn' are considered racist today. Not when they were written. Thus, if an author is writing a story set in, say, the Middle Ages - well, it can't help but have misogyny in it. That, literally, was life then. Same with something set in pre-Civil War America, or Brazil for twenty years afterwards. What about something set in post-Civil War California, especially San Francisco, where John Chinaman was coming in and taking jobs from the Irish?

Note that I'm not trying to play Devil's Advocate here, I'm simply asking. For that matter, Michael Crichton's novel, 'Rising Sun' was sort of ruined by putting Wesley Snipes in the role for the movie, because of the inherent racism of the Japanese for anyone who's not Japanese. That's still part and parcel of their culture.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@StarFleet Carl

In other words, 'To Kill a Mockingbird' and 'Huck Finn' are considered racist today. Not when they were written.

In point of fact, for it's time, 'Huck Finn' as you put it was decidedly anti-racist.

solreader50 ๐Ÿšซ

@StarFleet Carl

I think I almost completely agree with either you or your Devil's Advocate. I always include the context. But let's also be honest with one another, it is usually fairly easy to tell if it is the character that has the trait or the author.

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joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@solreader50

But let's also be honest with one another, it is usually fairly easy to tell if it is the character that has the trait or the author.

So. Do you still base your score on context? Or on the traits you presume the author has?

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solreader50 ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Well on both of course. I try to bend over backward to be fair in my scoring which naturaly an impossible target.

But you asking me questions is not telling me your point of view and I am interested in the views of others to the points I am raising.

Ferrum1 ๐Ÿšซ

@JoeBobMack

Logical consistency within the story. I cannot stand stories set in the normal world where a guy discovers a genie/magic/aliens.... and then doesn't spend hours/days exploring what would be the single greatest discovery in all of history. I don't mind the boinking parts, sure, but lets be realistic about it. No guy would ever just say, "Oh, wow, I gots me a genie! Cool." and go on with his day like nothing major just happened.

Actual story and not just boinking. Very rarely is a sex scene hot, imo. Authors that use the narrative as an excuse to link one boink scene to the next, well, they don't get rated very high by me.

Good character development. Tell something that makes the reader empathize with the characters. Build them up in a realistic fashion so I actually care to stay with the tale being written. I can always find something else to read, so create something that's realistic-ish, reasonable, interesting, different... In short, make the characters people that I wouldn't mind knowing, or might have run into.

Overall length of the story. Short stories are very hard to get right because you simply don't have the time to do any of the above. Under 5k words and it'd have to be really something to warrant a high score.

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JoeBobMack ๐Ÿšซ

@Ferrum1

I cannot stand stories set in the normal world where a guy discovers a genie/magic/aliens.... and then doesn't spend hours/days exploring what would be the single greatest discovery in all of history.

Yes! Completely agree. I call this multiple suspensions of disbelief (or, to drop the double negative) multiple demands that I believe something untrue for the sake of the story. The keys are make the demand to believe explicit and don't pile on multiple demands, many of them implicit!

In your example, the existence of a genie would be an explicit request to believe. The author is basically saying to the reader, "Give me this one fantastical thing, and I'll give you a great story." But, when the author then goes on and has the characters behave in ways that are not within normal patterns of thinking and feeling -- woops! Implicit request to believe piled on top.

Having said that, I can think of stories on this site that I love and am following that do exactly what I said - one fantastical premise and then, oh yeah, for no reason associated with that premise, a group of characters behave in ways that are substantially outside the bounds of normal for the type of characters in the time and place of the story. I haven't exactly figured out why that is sometimes okay with me and sometimes turns me off so bad I dump the story!

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Ferrum1 ๐Ÿšซ

@JoeBobMack

Having said that, I can think of stories on this site that I love and am following that do exactly what I said... I haven't exactly figured out why that is sometimes okay with me and sometimes turns me off so bad I dump the story!

I do the same thing. Usually, I just cuss and spit the whole time, wishing the author would devote more time to the amazing discovery aspect. If I leave a review, I will be sure to mention the inconsistency because I really do think it is detracting from the overall quality of the story. It's like it could have been so much better, a real tale to be told, if only....

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Ferrum1

@JoeBobMack

Having said that, I can think of stories on this site that I love and am following that do exactly what I said... I haven't exactly figured out why that is sometimes okay with me and sometimes turns me off so bad I dump the story!

I do the same thing. Usually, I just cuss and spit the whole time, wishing the author would devote more time to the amazing discovery aspect. If I leave a review, I will be sure to mention the inconsistency because I really do think it is detracting from the overall quality of the story. It's like it could have been so much better, a real tale to be told, if only....

Take the Djinn out of it. Let's say someone in the real world discovered some artifact that grants wishes.

Does the average person contemplate where it came from and how it works, or do the go nuts trying to fix everything they think is wrong in their life and fulfilling every fantasy they can.

Now, the first reaction may make for a more interesting story, however, I think the latter reaction is more realistic to how most people would react.

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Ferrum1 ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

I disagree entirely. As I said in the initial post, the McGuffin doesn't matter. All that's important is that it has some ability that's never ever been known in all of human history.

Yea, have the guy go nuts trying to right all the wrongs in the world. No doubt that any guy who got one of those McGuffins would have a field day getting laid, eating at the penthouse restaurants, etc.

But, honestly, if you found such a thing do you truly believe you wouldn't start contemplating the existence of God, aliens, magic or whatever powers it? And then worry about it being a test and possibly condemning yourself through what you do with it?

Even if you don't go that far, and I've known some people who wouldn't care one jot, you'd have to worry about it being tracked, what else might be out there, how your using it could put a target on your back, etc.

We're talking about the single greatest discovery in all of human history. Even the most decrepit city-dweller would have to stop and ponder some bigger questions than how to get that sexy girl into his bed.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ
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@Ferrum1

But, honestly, if you found such a thing do you truly believe you wouldn't start contemplating the existence of God, aliens, magic or whatever powers it? And then worry about it being a test and possibly condemning yourself through what you do with it?

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I already believe in the existence of God, and I think there are probably Aliens out there somewhere* so no, not that much to wonder about there.

Maybe, a bit, in a backburner kind of way. Probably nothing more significant until I've played with it a bit.

Sorry, I am a firm believer in "power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely". And I do not believe myself to be an exception to that.

I am not The Shadow to know what darkness lurks in the hearts of other men, but I know the darkness in my own heart.

Hand me that kind of power and it won't end well.

*Why would God create such a large universe and put only us in it?

StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Sorry, I am a firm believer in "power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely". And I do not believe myself to be an exception to that.

I am not The Shadow to know what darkness lurks in the hearts of other men, but I know the darkness in my own heart.

Hand me that kind of power and it won't end well.

Well, you give me that kind of power and it'll end well for me and mine. A lot of OTHER people, though, aren't going to be too happy.

Lord knows I've been dealing with this topic in my novels.

And yes, there are other life forms out there. Realizing that it's a big range, there are between 300 million and 40 billion planets that could support life, and astronomers have confirmed the existence of more than 4,000. It's literally a distance thing - and whoever controls the orbitals controls the planet.

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Sorry, I am a firm believer in "power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely".

I address that in my story "Satan's Son."

The description begins with: "Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Or does it? Will good triumph over evil? Or is absolute power irresistible?"

Ferrum1 ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

I already believe...

My only problem with that is that there's a really big difference between believing something and having hard physical evidence of it in your hands.

I don't know that we can ever truly believe in God because that's the whole point of faith. There has to be room for doubt.

If you hear a burning bush talking to you, or the Red Sea parts so you can get away from the school bullies... faith is no longer required.

Similarly, I don't know that power corrupts absolutely if you have proof that there is a God, demons, angels, magic, etc. With that tangible, undeniable proof in hand, it opens up everything. Moses was pretty powerful, yet not corrupted. King Soloman was powerful, but it was God who put him in that position, gifting him with wealth and wisdom beyond imagining. Was he corrupted somewhere?

For a guy like me, just an average joe, I don't know that I'd be corrupted because I'd be too worried about the downside to doing anything really bad with the McGuffin. Even if it was alien technology, doesn't the existence of aliens kind of suggest there's a lot more to everything? IF there can be aliens, why couldn't there be gods, demons, and all that?

Maybe that's just how my brain works, though. I could easily see me using my McGuffin to right wrongs and help people out. Sure, it'd help me out, too, but nothing evil since I'm not evil-inclined to begin with.

Of course, that's real easy to say since I know nobody's gonna be testing me on that any time soon!

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Ferrum1

I could easily see me using my McGuffin to right wrongs and help people out. Sure, it'd help me out, too, but nothing evil since I'm not evil-inclined to begin with.

The greatest evils are done by those who believe that they know what is best for everyone, for they will do the most terrible things with a clear conscience.

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Ferrum1 ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Ain't that the truth!

Of course, I'm different. Trust me.

JoeBobMack ๐Ÿšซ

@Ferrum1

But, honestly, if you found such a thing do you truly believe you wouldn't start contemplating the existence of God, aliens, magic or whatever powers it? And then worry about it being a test and possibly condemning yourself through what you do with it?

To me, there is no "everyone would..." answer to this question. People are too different. Which means that, in a story with some element (device, magic, super ability) that gives the protagonist some hitherto unimaginable power, the story HAS to become, at some point, a character-driven story. What would THIS character, with his or her background, goals, values, psychological makeup, character strengths, etc. do with the power.

In fact, I'm wrestling with this in my own work. I'm letting magic into the world, and I have to let some characters do questionable or even clearly immoral things with it. I do that with my clearly evil ones. But, what about those more in the middle, some of whom might just want to see what they could get away with? Got to figure out how to tell that part of the story.

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Ferrum1 ๐Ÿšซ

@JoeBobMack

But, what about those more in the middle,

That's always the tough part. I'm as nice a guy as you could ask for... but I'm just as capable as 'justifying' something like theft or whatever. I guess it all comes down to what's happening in the story.

For example, your character might be a very nice person and not believe in stealing in a general way, but when given a choice between that and going hungry... they justify it even if it means whoever they stole from has less to eat themselves. That journey, showing how the character deals with a small evil that did cause harm to others, can make the whole thing far more realistic and relatable.

Or, you could show him finding a way to pay for it, maybe by chopping firewood or fixing a car. Something that shows that you don't need to resort to theft if you just think outside the box.

Or, show him debating it, really wanting to steal that loaf of bread, and then finally screwing up his courage and deciding to suffer through the hunger pangs rather than debase himself, stain his honor, and become naught but a common thief. His hunger then motivates him to do more, fight harder, and better himself. It's a lesson in discipline and accepting that there are consequences for our actions, even if we don't like them.

Maybe he does steal the loaf of bread, but returns to the home a year later to confess his sins and repay them a hundred fold. In this way, the reader sees that the hero was always riddled with guilt over what he did, even though he understood he was forced to do it by his circumstances. It was that little thing which became his motivation to better himself so he could return and right what he did wrong.

Lots of ways to go about it, and I think it's kind of funny that we deal with stuff like this when a lot of the stories we read here are filled with what's basically rape of one sort or another, and we like them. We actually root for the guy that's stripping people of their free will, enslaving them in some form or fashion, yet can also debate moral quandaries.

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JoeBobMack ๐Ÿšซ

@Ferrum1

I think it's kind of funny that we deal with stuff like this when a lot of the stories we read here are filled with what's basically rape of one sort or another, and we like them. We actually root for the guy that's stripping people of their free will, enslaving them in some form or fashion, yet can also debate moral quandaries.

I get what you're saying. In the series I'm working on, maybe the basic idea I started with was to set up a situation where a "good" guy had to both (a) take magical slaves and (b) treat them as such. I managed (a), but kept writing myself away from (b) to the point I'm going to have to re-write those aspects in the first book to make it consistent with the rest of the series.

I see a lot of that same dynamic in many of the stories set in The Swarm universe. A basic premise aimed at mostly-male domination, but a lot of the best stories (at least to me) in that universe stem from protagonists rejecting that premise and seeking a better arrangement.

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Ferrum1 ๐Ÿšซ

@JoeBobMack

What's the thing forcing him to treat them as slaves?

It's one thing to say he has to have the slaves because of magic, but what's forcing him to treat them as slaves? What does it mean to "treat as slaves"?

Does he have to order them about? Okay, well, he could just order them to go out, live their lives, have kids, and enjoy what they can. Then, act as his agents, his network of contacts that serve as something of a safety net.

They might not hear from him for years, but they know they are his slave and will serve his needs when he calls upon them. Until then, they are to do their best in life, get good jobs, have happy families, etc.

When he calls up for a favor, he keeps it small and simple, something fully within their means.

It all comes down to the universe you've created and the rules they have to play by.

For me, if I had a slave through some magical quirk, I wouldn't want them underfoot all the time. There's nothing worse than having to always give orders and live with someone when you could be having peace and quiet. I'd find a way to send them off on their own, to enjoy life as much as they could. If they became a spy for me, that'd be fine. I'd expect monthly reports by mail. Maybe send me 50 gold pieces every year.

One of the things I've always enjoyed is where the mind-controller enslaves people... but doesn't use them for a boinkfest. How many wealthy and powerful people are also gorgeous? Not many, I dare say!

It makes sense to take over a bank by taking over the CEO, and then using them as a slave to help build your empire. You don't have to have any real contact after that initial enslavement deal, and it keeps the story streamlined.

That way you could have hundreds of slaves and they're just regular people going about their regular lives.

Even if their only duty to you is to pay $5 into a paypal account every month, that's still makes them a slave serving their master. If you get enough of them.... that's pretty good money!

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JoeBobMack ๐Ÿšซ

@Ferrum1

Oops. My bad. Magical sex slaves. And, as I said, I started off with the idea of him actually treating them as slaves, but I couldn't write it. There are evil masters addicted to power, but they are the antagonists.

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Ferrum1 ๐Ÿšซ

@JoeBobMack

Well, that's not too hard to get around. Even if they are bound to him through magic, he should be able to order them to do anything, not just boinking-related stuff. Unless you've written it so he has to boink them every few days.

Why not have him send them out to live their lives however they want, as long as they send him quarterly "erotic reports" that detail some of the sex they've had? He could justify it by saying it'll provide him with plenty of masturbatory material, thereby fulfilling his magical obligation to use them for sex.

Thus, they can lead normal lives, have families, and need only send their master a racy letter every few months.

Even if he keeps them close, he can allow them to lead their own lives, have their own lovers, as long as they write a saucy story twice a year. They'd still be there to help him fight the antagonists, and everyone's even more motivated to help after they see how awesome their master is.

You could write it as the slaves finally daring to experience hope. Seeing that there is good in the world, that their master has given them the chance at salvation, they fight like rabid dogs to slay the evildoers!

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JoeBobMack ๐Ÿšซ

@Ferrum1

Why not have him send them out to live their lives however they want

I like your idea, but my story went another way. The original main character has a solid history of deep love for his family, even at the cost of personal happiness. He transfers this to his "slaves" and they become "bonded" in polyamorous relationships (under the magic, the slaves have to agree when offered a choice, which they make after receiving a vision of two futures). The initial set of other "masters" that gather around him are similarly focused, and the groups form the nucleus of the first magical community. There will be twists as magic spreads to more and more people, but the initial foundation is love, caring, and friendship.

That said, what you suggest could be a really interesting story, a master who tells his slaves to go live their lives. I'm guessing it wouldn't prove to be that simple, but that would be the fun!

solreader50 ๐Ÿšซ

@JoeBobMack

I want to introduce a new difficulty I have with scoring, and I'll use as an example two older stories I have read in the last few days. Oyster50 writes a good story. I enjoyed reading his first story on the site, Nina. I then started reading Kimberley 2.0. Also a good story. My problem is that it is essentially the same story with the names and the location changed.

And there are number of authors, some very good authors, even some of my favorite authors who adopt this formulaic aproach. In their own rights they are all good stories. But, if they are all essentially the same story, do they all deserve a good score?

Again, I'd love to hear other opinions on this.

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Marius-6 ๐Ÿšซ

@solreader50

I think that each story should be voted on for it's own merits.

I too have noticed that Oyster 50, and some others do write some formulaic stories.

I might stop reading a story that is too close a copy to a previous story.

I can understand a temptation to down vote such a story. But I would resist it.

I might take the time to Review the story, and mention how repetitive it seems to me. But I think I would not reduce the score.

Of course, thanks to my multiple TBI what's old is "New" again! ๐Ÿ˜†

Pixy ๐Ÿšซ

@solreader50

I had the same issue with Clive Kussler- I think it was- (dead tree) I read one book of his, enjoyed it, bought another, not so good, tried a third, realised that it was just the same story as the previous two with the names changed, not gone near one of his books since....

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Paladin_HGWT ๐Ÿšซ

@Pixy

Clive Cussler has some very entertaining stories. However, some are too similar to others. In particular there is a repetitiveness to the "NUMA Files" books.

Pixy, you might enjoy several books about a railroad detective set around the time of the Great San Francisco Earthquake and Fire. (c.1904 or so)

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@JoeBobMack

How do your score a story?

Well, first, you put your sheet of music paper on the desk, then you decide on a genre and tempo, then you start to write the musical score you think best fits it.

JoeBobMack ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

Given my musical abilities, that thought frightens! :)

solreader50 ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

How do your score a story?

I sense the need for a grammar nazi.

How do you score? A story ...

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

Take your car keys and scratch the side of the story ;-)

AJ

red61544 ๐Ÿšซ

@JoeBobMack

I don't think it's fair to score a story if you haven't read the entire thing. If the first couple chapters doesn't appeal to me, I quit reading. Therefore, the stories I do score usually score high. I admit, I often do score on my own prejudices: poor grammar, misspellings, and stilted English make the scores a bit lower. But nobody gets a 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 because I just don't bother to read their stories.

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@red61544

I don't think it's fair to score a story if you haven't read the entire thing. If the first couple chapters doesn't appeal to me, I quit reading.

In general, I do the same. However, the only few times I gave a story a low score without finishing it was when the writer had deliberately not coded or mis-coded the story while including some lengthy scenes with extreme material I had no interest at all in. If they'd properly coded the story I would not have read any of it.

However, because they chose to not code the story properly and then throw such extreme material at me they got a 1 for their intentional misdirection. In each case I even sent a message to the writer about the code and they each replied they'd deliberately left the code off so as to not scare people from the story with the code. With people doing crap like that it totally destroys the integrity of the coding system.

That was years ago, and when I copied Lazeez with the messages he checked then amended the codes himself so as not to upset other readers and make them angry with the site itself.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@red61544

If the first couple chapters doesn't appeal to me, I quit reading.

I don't understand that.

The current scoring system is supposed to be the appeal part of a previous three-category rating system. You acknowledge a story is low on appeal for you but you're unwilling to share that opinion for the benefit of would-be readers.

AJ

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red61544 ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

You acknowledge a story is low on appeal for you but you're unwilling to share that opinion for the benefit of would-be readers.

If there were some way to state "the story sucks so badly I didn't finish it", I would vote. But some people really enjoy stories that I think suck, so why discourage them from reading it?

JoeBobMack ๐Ÿšซ

@red61544

If an algorithm weighted the score a reader sees by the scores of similar readers (the ones who love stories you love and hate stories you hate), then there would be more of an incentive to vote, and to vote with some honesty. I'm guessing that would be a tough thing to code!

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@red61544

But some people really enjoy stories that I think suck, so why discourage them from reading it?

In that case, why vote at all since your vote is only applicable to you?

I believe the more votes a story gets, the more accurately the score will reflect its appeal to the man on the Clapham Omnibus. And there is some scientific rationale to that - the more people who provide estimates of the number of marbles in a jar, the more closely their average approaches the actual number, even though many of the individual estimates might appear ridiculous.

AJ

Ferrum1 ๐Ÿšซ

@JoeBobMack

Just noticed that I seem to not rate an ongoing story very high if the chapters are short and/or boring.

That's not to say that each chapter has to be filled with car chases and explosions. Just that I've noticed a tendency to be a bit miffed when I wait a week or so for the newest installment and it's over before I know it. It seems to leave a poor impression on me that's reflected in the score.

The chapter might be written well and cover something that needed to be covered, but.... if I feel like I could just as easily have not read it an not really missed anything, that's not good. Were it me, I'd wait and submit two chapters instead of just the one short chapter.

akarge ๐Ÿšซ

@JoeBobMack

Generally I'll use the descriptions, as others have mentioned, but I'll mark it up or down a point for especially good or bad grammar, word choices and typos. Also, I don't score it unless I finish it, and I don't even finish it if it's really atrocious.
One thing I have noticed. If the original blurb/story summary if to badly written, with typos and confusion, I don't even start it.

muyoso ๐Ÿšซ
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@JoeBobMack

I don't rate stories because clearly either the rating system is fake or the rest of the users on this website have extremely different priorities in a story than I do.

Stories that have ZERO conflict, where its just a main character who is a complete chad being hero worshipped by everyone around him, accomplishing things with no effort, with dialogue that makes absolutely no sense and which doesn't fit the age or maturity level of the character. The score? A 9.

Apparently stories like that appeal to you guys? I find them unreadable.

I always see criticism of like typos, who cares about that? You got stories where teenagers are speaking as if they were parliamentarians. Stories where the main character does something and literally every separate person in the story that he meets brings it up separately over and over and over again, literally repeated 20 times. Stories where characters react to things unlike any human who has ever lived. Stories where every character other than the main character spends the entire story talking up the main character and no one has anything but praise for him, to the point where as the reader you have to ask yourself if the main character has some sort of weird superpower to cause everyone around him to ride his nuts, because literally no one in the story is acting naturally.

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Pixy ๐Ÿšซ

@muyoso

Then write a review saying how fictional the story is.

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muyoso ๐Ÿšซ

@Pixy

You are not allowed to do that. As I have been told on here before, "reviews" are to promote reading and not to actually review the stories. Reviews are to be positive only by rule.

JoeBobMack ๐Ÿšซ

@muyoso

Stories where characters react to things unlike any human who has ever lived.

This is the type of story where my scores tend to be significantly lower than those on this site. I call them hidden suspension of disbelief stories. They are presented as realistically set into the typical human world, but actually require the suspension of disbelief in normal human reactions. I don't like them, although some can be far enough over the border that the required suspension of disbelief is no longer hidden, and then I'm okay.

Also, some stories have both an obvious and a hidden requirement for suspension of disbelief. For example, stories in The Swarm universe have the obvious requirement of the science fiction setting. But they have a hidden element of being willing to believe that any significant number of individuals would behave as portrayed in the pickup scenes just because aliens said you have to in order to avoid the Sa'arm. And, in fact, a number of authors have written stories that address this where the characters, in one way or another, avoid the "let's see your bj skills" approach and shoot for more realistic human responses.

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@JoeBobMack

And, in fact, a number of authors have written stories that address this where the characters, in one way or another, avoid the "let's see your bj skills" approach and shoot for more realistic human responses.

I would argue that the "let's see your bj skills" approach is less unrealistic than you suggest given the circumstances of the Swarm universe.

Whether they are conscious of it or not, the sponsors aren't just evaluating sexual skills and responses, but a potential's ability to function as a concubine.

What sponsor would want to take someone who has to be put down after a week because they can't cope with being a concubine?

JoeBobMack ๐Ÿšซ

@muyoso

I don't rate stories because clearly either the rating system is fake or the rest of the users on this website have extremely different priorities in a story than I do.

This is a problem for a lot of rating systems (various types of happiness being one) that measure responses that tend to cluster at one end of the scale. Since people pick things they think they'll like, then often don't rate unless they like it enough to finish it, they're very likely to rate the story high. You can see this on Amazons, where the difference in a 4.2 and a 4.5 rating is pretty significant -- at least, I often find that to be the case.

Since we share some characteristics in what we like, I'd be interested in stories on this site rate highly with you.

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muyoso ๐Ÿšซ

@JoeBobMack

You are right about the Amazon score system, and its no different on here. I find anything below an 8 to be, for the most part, unreadable. Between 8 and 9 is a toss up as to whether I am able to finish a story and over 9 is generally a good story, with some notable exceptions which I am just baffled by their popularity.

I liked pretty much every story on the "Authors favorites" list. I am pretty easy to please, at least I think so. All I want is a story with characters that act normal, talk normal and where something happens that is interesting. "Normal" can change with the setting and scenario of the story of course.

John Demille ๐Ÿšซ
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@muyoso

I am pretty easy to please, at least I think so.

Contradicted by:

I find anything below an 8 to be, for the most part, unreadable. Between 8 and 9 is a toss up as to whether I am able to finish a story and over 9 is generally a good story,

Considering how few (relatively speaking) stories score in the upper 8s and in the 9s, that means you basically like less than 1% of stories. That's not easy to please at all.

ETA: I checked in the system. 861 stories score 8.5 or higher (out of 51,000+).

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muyoso ๐Ÿšซ

@John Demille

Considering how few (relatively speaking) stories score in the upper 8s and in the 9s, that means you basically like less than 1% of stories. That's not easy to please at all.

I don't follow your reasoning. You are taking "easy to please" as pleased by anything, when it was meant and explained as having simple requirements a story must meet to please me. A kid who likes chicken nuggets is easy to please, even if he dislikes 99% of the menu, because chicken nuggets are simple and easy.

To be fair, I haven't read many stories that score under an 8, so maybe there is an oasis of quality writing that is being voted down for some reason by readers here.

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@muyoso

I find anything below an 8 to be, for the most part, unreadable.

That amazes me. The stories I mostly give up on (excluding those I give up on because they're bad from the beginning) are those in the 8s and 9s.

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muyoso ๐Ÿšซ

@Switch Blayde

That amazes me. The stories I mostly give up on (excluding those I give up on because they're bad from the beginning) are those in the 8s and 9s.

I mean me too, but thats only because I only read things for the most part that score an 8 and above. I read so many stories that are above an 8 that I greatly dislike, that reading anything below an 8 seems like a waste of time. I am sure there are some gems that are scored low for weird reasons like there was a typo (people seem to care more about this than whether the characters act human for some reason), but I have not gotten desperate enough to go wading through the 7's.

tenyari ๐Ÿšซ

@muyoso

I find anything below an 8 to be, for the most part, unreadable. Between 8 and 9 is a toss up as to whether I am able to finish a story and over 9 is generally a good story, with some notable exceptions which I am just baffled by their popularity.

As a reader I find it pointless to look at the scores. I've read great stories with 5 or lower scores and very bad stories on the upper end of the scoring.

A lot of people just set poor filters, read something not aimed at them, and vote it down as a result.

Certain genres just get vote slammed consistently. And other things get artificially boosted if they hit some popular kink - even if the writing is really dull.

tenyari ๐Ÿšซ
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@JoeBobMack

From what I've read about this sort of thing, most people just pick a 1 if they don't like something, and the top rank if they do. And the rest of numbers just don't get good use.

If you wanted a good scoring system you'd break down into 4 or 5 things, and each one would only have a yes or no.

Then you tally the results "out of view"

So for example:

Good dialog? Yes/No

Well made Characters? Yes/No

Originality? Yes/No

Good Story/Plot Yes/No

Very Erotic? Yes/No

Fun to Read? Yes/No

- Those are just some sample choices, That list would need refinement.

This way, people making a score won't just reflexively pick low for 'not my thing' and high for 'I had fun with it'.

- You could then keep the ratings for each value as well, on the author's personal page for them to see only. The public would just see the tally.

A system like this also tricks every rater into using the same system for how they rate stories, bringing some consistency to the results.

Ps: I put good story/plot because sad as it is, I suspect half the readers and a third of the writers don't know what 'plot' is, and story is a close enough term.

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Paladin_HGWT ๐Ÿšซ

@tenyari

I would strongly oppose a Yes/No voting system.

For some if there is a single misspelling, or something about the grammar they don't like; the story would get a no vote.

I prefer some shades of gray.

However, using some of your suggested categories, or similar; on a 1-10 scale (with an option for N/A). It would be similar to the Reviews that have 3 categories.

The average score would be equivalent to the current single score. Ideally, the subcategories would be searchable by score.

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Paladin_HGWT

However, using some of your suggested categories, or similar; on a 1-10 scale (with an option for N/A). It would be similar to the Reviews that have 3 categories.

The average score would be equivalent to the current single score. Ideally, the subcategories would be searchable by score.

IIRC: The voting used to have the same 3 categories as the reviews. however the vast majority of users who bothered to vote at all only voted the personal appeal category.

Keet ๐Ÿšซ

@tenyari

From what I've read about this sort of thing, most people just pick a 1 if they don't like something, and the top rank if they do. And the rest of numbers just don't get good use.

I'm not so sure about that. Some may do so because they either love or hate specific authors or stories with certain tags but others will probably default to a 6 or 7 and up or down that considering how they liked the story.

If you wanted a good scoring system you'd break down into 4 or 5 things, and each one would only have a yes or no.

Many readers don't bother to vote at all so having an extended system of choices will never work, no matter how convenient the results would be for both readers and authors. The best bet to get more readers to vote is a simple one-click 5-star system. Not perfect and not very accurate but it has a much bigger chance of readers voting at all. And more voters should, in theory, result in a more accurate overall score.

solreader50 ๐Ÿšซ
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@JoeBobMack

I've following this discussion as one of the most interesting that we've had in this forum. In fact I now find myself wanting to score the comments here.

JoeBobMack ๐Ÿšซ

@solreader50

Aiieee! Funny!!

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@solreader50

In fact I now find myself wanting to score the comments here.

Would you give it a classical, jazz, rock & roll or techno score?

Northman ๐Ÿšซ
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@JoeBobMack

Three things. 1) Credibility is the key for me. This is usually obvious very quickly, even from the blurb. You get a quick feel for whether the sex bears any resemblance to normal human behaviour (very often it doesn't), so it's immediately no better than a 6 if this doesn't measure up. Probably a lot worse, because if this is awry then usually a lot of basic literary principles will be too. You know, things like vaginal squirting like fountains or anally fucking a teen virgin girl who cums within 30 seconds because of it. Next criterium is quality of structure; is it easy on the eye, clarity of narrative and dialogue, size and balance of paragraphs, accessibility of the language used? If these rules are broken there needs to be a good reason. Third consideration; is the plot any good? Outrageous fantasy is fine, if it is engaging and comprehensible. If it's a more down to earth story, then what does it have to say for itself about the human condition that is worth my time to read it? To get above 6 it has to be strong in at least two of those areas.

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@Northman

things like vaginal squirting like fountains

Or blood squirting like fountains in "Kill Bill." :)

Goldfisherman ๐Ÿšซ

@Northman

I too vote for credibility and on structure, even then only if the piece has been planned as a story. Extremely poor spelling and word choices I don't even vote on as a "0" does not count. I rarely vote less than a 6. I also seldom vote until the story is mostly done or is completed. I will comment if it is good.

solreader50 ๐Ÿšซ

@JoeBobMack

There must be a special place in the author's hell reserved for those who make such fundemental errors as having their MC fly to London Stansted and change their dollars into EUROs so they can buy fish and chips. EUROs for Christ's sake. Half of the English population would take this author, hang-draw-and-quarter them before burning at the stake.

5 point deduction for incompetence. Don't write stories about real places when you have absolutely no knowledge of that place.

To protect the guilty the author will remain anonymous.

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Paladin_HGWT ๐Ÿšซ

@solreader50

When was the story set? In the early 21st Century it was (is?) quite possible to exchange foreign currency, such as US Dollars for Euro Dollars ("Euros") at many places in London, or the rest of the UK; in particular at an international airport.

If a person was going to be staying for a bit in the UK, then exchanging USD for GBP aka the British Pound (Sterling) might make more sense. If a person were going to take the "Chunnel" or a ferry to the Continent in a couple of days; just getting Euros should be acceptable in Greater London, at least in the "tourist areas" I would think. At least before Brexit.

My particular experience(s) were in Shannon IAP, Irish Republic, and from thence into the UK; albeit before "Brexit"

I haven't tried it, but I would think that "fish & chips" or many other things could be purchased in the UK with Euros, at least before Brexit. Even now I would think you could use Euros in most places in London. Similarly, in many places in Seattle you may use Canadian currency to purchase things, typically at less than the official exchange rate. It used to be quite common, until use of Debit Cards (etc.) became more common than cash.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Paladin_HGWT

I haven't tried it, but I would think that "fish & chips" or many other things could be purchased in the UK with Euros, at least before Brexit.

In the UK, euros used to be accepted at one or two large woke chains and at tourist traps mainly in big cities. The average fish and chip shop would laugh in your face if you tried to pay in Euros. You'd have better luck paying by card, although fish and chip shops tend to operate on low margins so prefer cash. However I haven't visited a fish and chip shop since Covid so I might be out-of-date :-(

AJ

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Paladin_HGWT ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

High on my "Bucket List" is to see southern England and Wales, not just an Airport or Air Base. As well as to see a lot more of Scotland.

What you say about a small "Chip Shop" makes sense. When I am in Europe, if I have the time, I don't eat in the train station; I walk a couple of blocks to eat at a local restaurant. My German is decent, and my French is passable, at least enough to ride the trains, get coffee, food, or beer, and to find the WC.

A couple of years ago I was at the hauptbahnhof in Munich, or Heidelburg (couldn't find the photos). In German I asked a policeman where he would get lunch, if he had an hour? He pointed at a deli/connivence store, a McDonalds, and a coffee shop. Again, I specified, where would he get lunch, if he had an hour? I could see that he understood; he then directed me to a little restaurant, the Schnitzelbank by saying little, I was able to pass for a German from somewhere else. (I habitually wear German/European clothes.)

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Paladin_HGWT

... and when you're in London's Chinatown, pick a restaurant where lots of Chinese are eating ;-)

AJ

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Paladin_HGWT ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

... and when you're in London's Chinatown, pick a restaurant where lots of Chinese are eating ;-)

This is true of Any Asian restaurant! As a little kid my grandmother used to take to Seattle's "Japan Town" (among other places). Most US Cities have a "China Town" for a hundred years it was the Japan Town in Seattle, because we are several days sailing closer to Japan than Los Angeles or San Francisco. We have lots of Koreans too, and Chinese, Thai, Vietnamese, etc., etc.

I have a very limited capability in Japanese, it's hard to determine which is worse, my Korean or my Chinese (Thai and Vietnamese are worse; except for Profanity...). It is not uncommon that I am the only White "Barbarian" in the place. Sometimes I just have to point at the item I want. In a few places I am still recognized, despite not going out much since 2019.

On my cross-country travels I almost always eat where the locals do; not at the chain restaurants. The exceptions being when I have companions that just want fast food as close to the interstate (or other route). When possible I try to convince my friends to eat real food! Most often I am traveling alone (or with a pet).

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@Paladin_HGWT

to see southern England and Wales, not just an Airport or Air Base. As well as to see a lot more of Scotland.

My second trip oversees was 3 weeks in England, Wales, and Scotland. We were in London for a bit and then rented a car and drove the rest. It was wonderful (it was in the early 1970s).

Anyway, we stopped at a Fish & Chips place in Wales for lunch. We didn't realize it was take-out only (they wrapped it in newspaper if I remember). We told them we didn't have any place to bring it so they sat us in the kitchen area. When my wife asked for a napkin, they thought she was asking for a sanitary napkin.

I didn't care for Wales much, but England and Scotland were something.

solreader50 ๐Ÿšซ
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@Paladin_HGWT

Sorry but I have to tell you that you don't know what you are talking about. Pre- and post Brexit, the ONLY currency used in the UK is pounds sterling. The only places that might accept Euros were (are) major London shops with large numbers of tourist customers. BTW same would apply to Dollars. And you could be pretty sure that those currency notes would be part of money laundering. Otherwise bank cards would be used.

Euros would not be accepted elsewhere, and that means 99.99% of retail outlet. Try paying for fish and chips with Euros in Bishop's Stortford (the town nearest to Stansted) and you might not survive the experience.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@solreader50

I believe Marks and Spencer used to allow customers to pay in Euros, but I'm not sure whether that's still the case.

A small department store near where I worked announced it too would accept Euros. Soon after it went broke and closed down :-(

AJ

Paladin_HGWT ๐Ÿšซ

@solreader50

I believe that I specified the possibility to use Euros at the major airports/tourist areas of London. Nor was I expecting that at such a location would a tourist likely get "authentic" fish and chips, nor is it likely that any Londoner would be there for any reason but working there.

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ
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@Paladin_HGWT

nor is it likely that any Londoner would be there for any reason but working there.

What, no Londoners ever travel?

richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ
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@JoeBobMack

I recommend Kent in England, especially Faversham. Of course I have some puns. If they grew grapes, they could make Favershampagne.

"Combine the sparkling apple cider, cranberry juice, and club soda in a small pitcher. Put a few raspberries in each Champagne flute and fill to the top with the SHAMpagne mixture."

If you get tortured there, you get Faversham pain.

https://whereangiewanders.com/out-and-about-in-faversham-kent/#:~:text=Top%20Things%20to,Experiences%20in%20Faversham

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