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Texas Dildo Massacre

PotomacBob ๐Ÿšซ

The story popped up today on the first page list of random stories.
The first sentence of the story is:"The sun was about to set and made a fitting back drop to the blackened hole peppered house in front of them."
I understand "The sun was about to set," but the rest of the sentence leaves me baffled. what is a "blackened hole peppered house"?
I'm sure somebody here can explain how I'm misreading this sentence to create a mystery when there really is no mystery.

John Demille ๐Ÿšซ

@PotomacBob

The sun was about to set and made a fitting back drop to the blackened hole peppered house in front of them.

Maybe it should have been written like this:

The sun was about to set and made a fitting back drop to the blackened, hole-peppered house in front of them.

Burned and shot up house?

Replies:   madnige  Uther_Pendragon
madnige ๐Ÿšซ

@John Demille

The setting sun made a fitting backdrop to the soot-stained, bullet-pocked house in front of them

...though I don't like 'fitting', why is it fitting? Is it redolent of the recent flames? Why is it significant that it's in front of them? Is it supposed to be their next cover?

The angry red sky and setting sun were a mocking echo of the flames that had recently danced above their destination, now a soot-stained, bullet-riddles shell of the house that was to have been an observation post.

Uther_Pendragon ๐Ÿšซ

@John Demille

The sun was about to set and made a fitting back drop to the blackened hole peppered house in front of them.

Might well mean that "The sun was about to set. That made a fitting backdrop for the house to the west of me/us. The house was peppered with blackened holes." It might mean something else, too.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Uther_Pendragon

The house was peppered with blackened holes.

Only the holes were blackened? Was it attacked by Imperial Storm Troopers?

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Uther_Pendragon

The house was peppered with blackened holes

Non-PC alert!

The director couldn't get any African-American holes to audition, so he used Caucasian holes and shoe-polish.

AJ

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ
Updated:

I would interpret "hole peppered" in this context as implying full of bullet holes.

Blackened is ambiguous without more context. It could mean fire scorched or it could mean dark, as in without power for lights.

If it is fire scorched, it can't be too badly burned or you'd loose the bullet holes.

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ
Updated:

@PotomacBob

"The sun was about to set and made a fitting back drop to the blackened hole peppered house in front of them."

That's why you need to hyphenate certain words. It should be "hole-peppered" meaning it was peppered with holes.

Replies:   Eddie Davidson
Eddie Davidson ๐Ÿšซ

@Switch Blayde

You've never been peppered by a blackened hole?

You are missing out.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@PotomacBob

the blackened hole peppered house

The house was a blackened hole (eg a hole in a lightning-struck tree trunk) to which someone has applied a condiment, perhaps to deter cats.

AJ

Eddie Davidson ๐Ÿšซ

The setting sun sent forth rays of blackened pepper to the blackened dwelling and as the rattlesnake kissed desert called to me with its yews and yaws I longed for the simple days on Mars. "Well, those Graviton propellers won't rotate themselves" I said to myself.

irvmull ๐Ÿšซ

Whatever happened to good old-fashioned "bullet-riddled"?

Replies:   madnige  Radagast  Radagast
madnige ๐Ÿšซ

@irvmull

Whatever happened to good old-fashioned "bullet-riddled"?

I suffered from fat-finger syndrome above and hit S instead of D.

Radagast ๐Ÿšซ

@irvmull

In this case it was tidally locked black holes orbiting each other and spinning through the house.

Radagast ๐Ÿšซ

@irvmull

It was a ballistic / forensic puzzle.

Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ

I couldn't get past the title of the story. I had a flash image in my head of a mask wearing freak running amok in an adult toy store with a chainsaw.

Replies:   PotomacBob
PotomacBob ๐Ÿšซ

@Remus2

Is it fair to give this story a 1-bomb without reading the codes?

Replies:   Remus2
Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ

@PotomacBob

Is it fair to give this story a 1-bomb without reading the codes?

No it's not. It's not a story I would read to begin with, as the title of the story alone is off-putting to me with or without codes. Therefore I wouldn't vote on it to begin with.

I've never understood the need of some to bomb a story they never read.

Replies:   rustyken
rustyken ๐Ÿšซ

@Remus2

No it's not. It's not a story I would read to begin with, as the title of the story alone is off-putting to me with or without codes. Therefore I wouldn't vote on it to begin with.

I've never understood the need of some to bomb a story they never read.

I agree!

Honey_Moon ๐Ÿšซ

So where do the dildos come in on all of this?

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Honey_Moon

It's known as mirror writing, a common phenomenon amongst children.

Smaug actually wanted a Bilbo massacre.

AJ

Replies:   Remus2
Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Lord of the Dildos...
One dildo to rule them all, One dildo to find them, One dildo to fuck them all and in the bedroom bind them.

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Remus2

One dildo to rule them all, One dildo to find them, One dildo to fuck them all and in the bedroom bind them.

In the land of Motel where the shackles lie.

Replies:   Remus2
Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

I'm surprised someone hasn't written a BDSM story using the theme.

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Remus2

I'm surprised someone hasn't written a BDSM story using the theme.

I've seen a LOR video porn spoof where Frodo wore The One Ring as a Prince Albert.

karactr ๐Ÿšซ

And, possibly more importantly, no dildos were harmed in the writing of this story.

daisydesiree ๐Ÿšซ

Are dildos massacred or do they do the massacre?

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

I'd not bothered with the actual posts, but I do wonder from the thread title:

Why did someone go around massacring dildos? But, more importantly, why does anyone care?

Replies:   awnlee jawking  joyR
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

"Four Highschool babes and their sexy teacher take the wrong turn and get caught up in a hillibilly sex frenzy. Kidnap, rape, sexual torture and the rest. (Score how you feel but be warned you get what it says on the tin)"

Current score is 6.30, which isn't too bad considering the content.

AJ

joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

Why did someone go around massacring dildos?

It wasn't a massacre, it wasn't even assault. The charge was battery.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was about an in-bred family of psychopaths that went around killing people with chainsaws.

So the Texas Dildo massacre must be about some warrior priest killing a horde or sex vampires by driving dildos through their hearts.

karactr ๐Ÿšซ

It is a sad day when your BOB's aren't charged.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@karactr

It is a sad day when your BOB's aren't charged.

Disagree. I like not having to pay to read Lubrican's stories ;-)

AJ

Replies:   karactr
karactr ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

I was thinking of a different use of the acronym, and I'm sure we would soon know if joyR's BOBs lost charge.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@karactr

I'm sure we would soon know if joyR's BOBs lost charge.

Yes, she posts to the form while it's recharging ;-)

AJ

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