I thought of this after reading a title of a story posted today.
A stuck-up 15 year old girl walks up to her dad and says "If you don't buy me that dress I will tell the school you sexually abuse me."
Dad looks at his daughter and asks "What kind of sex acts are you going to accuse me of doing to you?"
The girl looks confused and asks "Why would that matter?"
Dad has a evil smile and says "I don't want my Daughter to be called a liar."