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What is with All the Ass Licking?!?

Marius-6 🚫
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For the last few months I have been seeing a LOT of Analingus in the story codes! I see an interesting title, like the synopsis, then in the story codes I notice "Analingus" and don't read the story.

Mind you, I don't down vote them.

I am wondering is there that much "demand" for stories about ass licking? Perhaps some, even many, it's a keystroke error... they writer intended a different code, but Analingus was next to it...

I'm not reading the stories, unless I read a good review AND they say anal sex, Analingus in particular is not a significant part of the story! I feel like John Cleese in The Secret Policeman's Other Ball, as the candy factory inspector. "LARK'S VOMIT! I Don't See THAT on the List of Ingredients!"

Factory Manager, "It's right there, after monosodium glutonate-"

Cleese, "NO. I Mean on the Package in HUGE RED LETTERS. WARNING!!! PACKAGE CONTAINS LARK'S VOMIT!!!"

I am not into Anal sex of any manner. Not even using a finger for stimulation. Analingus is Right Out!

Mostly this is a health and safety issue. Nothing In the OUT DOOR! In particular I became aware of some of the hazards of injuries to the anal tract, most of them non sexual. I had a personal issue due to some 30 days in the field eating mostly MREs, resulting in some damage passing hard stools.

Personal Squick.

I just am revolted by imagining ass licking.

I am a believer in pussy licking, even toe sucking, however, I am passionate about washing up before any oral sex. Often depicted in my stories. (I have had numerous women tell me of guys who have poor hygiene and yet are shocked at women's refusals to perform oral sex, unless they are clean.)

Reading about depicting anal sex, or fingerings, especially if it is uncommon, is okay. I remember a story about teenagers at a prom, who never expected to have an opportunity for sex. They didn't have condoms, to prevent pregnancy, opt for anal sex. Very well written scene. Believable. Hot, and yet "realistically" awkward as horny teens experiment with sex they know almost nothing about. Also, even though they enjoyed it, vow to have condoms in the future for "regular" sex.

(I, and I believe the writer, know that STDs and other issues could occur due to anal sex. The teens were only concerned about pregnancy. Fantasy story. Okay.)

I have my own predilections, and write about some, as well as fantasies.

To each their own.

I just had to vent after yet another day with Analingus in a half dozen, to a dozen stories on the main page with the Analingus tag!

Edited due to the damn Auto-"Inncorect" on my phone πŸ“±

tendertouch 🚫
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@Marius-6

We all wonder sometimes about the surge in stories with a certain kink. For me, it's all the BDSM garbage. I just don't bother with it and look at older stories until it runs its course.

Edit: I'm sure there are people turned off by my predilection for lesbian sex and romance. They're welcome to ignore my stories just like I ignore those I'm not interested it, of course.

rkimmelerre 🚫

@Marius-6

I'm over here wondering when the hell underage and incest became so popular. Analingus isn't my thing, but it barely registers.

Replies:   Pixy  Joe Long
Pixy 🚫

@rkimmelerre

I'm over here wondering when the hell underage and incest became so popular

That's been popular since I first came here, twenty two or so years ago, so writers are naturally (well, most of them, anyway) going to write about the subjects that garner the most reads/votes.

Joe Long 🚫

@rkimmelerre

Because it's verboten.

Your cousin can look dam nice. A 14 year old can look damn nice. Your 14 year old cousin can look damn nice. But you're not allowed.

One day riding in the car I had a conversation about masturbation with my niece. She admitted to being addicted, such as doing it several times a day, and that was in addition to actual intercourse and such. She told me she only thought about her boyfriend while masturbating. I replied that I think about those I haven't had and couldn't have. (subtextually including her, as I spent many a wank on her over the years - but she said we could never have sex as she wasn't a cheater and was married to her aunt, which ignored the fact that at the time she was 14 and I 49 or that at some point I may no longer be married to her aunt)

richardshagrin 🚫

@Marius-6

Analingus

Anal in Gus is disgusting. Unless Gus is a girl.

Replies:   Arquillius  itsmehonest
Arquillius 🚫

@richardshagrin

A brilliant idea! A story about a Girl named Gus, growing up in a world where she has to deal iwth having a boy's name only to find out her full first name is Augusta at the point she turns 18. She then goes on a murderous rampage from it all.... and then has anal sex for some reason.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking 🚫

@Arquillius

A baby girl, Anna, born on Irish airline Lingus.

AJ

itsmehonest 🚫

@richardshagrin

careful if his name is Gus Fitzgerald/Fitzpatrick its a whole/hole other story type

Replies:   joyR
joyR 🚫

@itsmehonest

careful if his name is Gus Fitzgerald/Fitzpatrick its a whole/hole other story type

Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael..??

Replies:   itsmehonest
itsmehonest 🚫

@joyR

If they did more power to them

Replies:   joyR
joyR 🚫

@itsmehonest

Their Scottish friends are Ben Doune & Phil McCavity.

Replies:   itsmehonest
itsmehonest 🚫

@joyR

I thought it was Ben Dover and Phil McCraken, or Benjamin Phillips

and thats all I have thanks for the grin

Keet 🚫

@Marius-6

I haven't seen that tag in ages but that's probably because I already skip to the next in the list after the words 'Much sex'.

SaiDiaS 🚫

@Marius-6

I think it's just personal kinks people have, than anything else. Personally, I have more problems with scat, watersports, zoophillia, bestiality and things of that nature than analingus. Because I can never figure out what's sexually stimulating about people taking dumps on you or pissing on you, or what having sex with animals. It's gross.

Replies:   solreader50
solreader50 🚫

@SaiDiaS

Seems to me that there is not a million miles between anilingus and scat. More like 1 cm. And why is there only one 'l' in analingus - seems to me there should be two.

My dyslexic fingers have given me a inspiration for one of you to write a story about Alan Ingus.

Finbar_Saunders 🚫

@Marius-6

I too, see that tag apparently a lot more often than in the past.
Is there a chance the tag buttons are getting accidentally linked with a more mainstream one?

Dominions Son 🚫
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@Finbar_Saunders

Is there a chance the tag buttons are getting accidentally linked with a more mainstream one?

As far as I know, there is nothing that would automatically add tag B when tag A is selected. More likely in that respect is authors manually selecting the wrong tag when posting a story/chapter.

Of course you'd actually have to read the story to tell if that might be the case.

Replies:   Finbar_Saunders
Finbar_Saunders 🚫

@Dominions Son

I didn't explain my thoughts well enough. I meant that perhaps the tabs are close enough that the authors are likely clicking them whilst on their way to a more mainstream option.
I don't find analingus too much of a squick but I do agree that it's an odd thing to be specific in the tag list of so many stories.

awnlee jawking 🚫

@Finbar_Saunders

How many stories are coded 'analingus' but not 'anal'?

AJ

Mushroom 🚫

@Marius-6

A lot of authors seem to do what I jokingly call "Kitchen Sink Porn". Where they add in as many kinks as possible in order to gain readers. So some like incest, great. Throw some incest into every story. Anal? Sure, throw that in also. BBC? Toss that in as well.

To be honest, I have always kind of shaken my head when I see 20k stories with a dozen or more tags. You can hardly even find some that are say mt/FA without the male character being a "motherfucker" it seems anymore.

Which is why I jokingly wrote a story in here a few years ago that was kind of my own response to that. Only 6k long, I added everything possible in it.

But then I discovered there is a limit to the number of tags that can be added to a story, but oh-well. I still see it sometimes and laugh, and by the response a lot of others got the joke and laughed as well.

Probably the only story in here of furry porn with the late Queen of England. *laugh*

Replies:   Dicrostonyx
Dicrostonyx 🚫

@Mushroom

On top of this I'd suggest there's an element of escalation, especially in stories that may not have been fully planned or outlined before writing.

That is, the author has an idea for a story and writes the characters having a meet cute, then they make out, then they have oral sex, and finally they have penetrative sex. Usually this happens over a very short amount of in-story time. Story complete.

Then the author gets an idea for something or wants to write more, but they don't just want to repeat the same sex scenes over and over. To provide new content, chapter 2 needs to escalate the action. Anal play, bdsm, incest, etc. Sure, repetition is bad in the grand scheme of things, but if an author can't think of new ways to describe sex without throwing in fringe activities, they've got bigger problems.

Replies:   Marius-6
Marius-6 🚫

@Dicrostonyx

Agreed

Ray Desmer 🚫

@Marius-6

It's younger millenials and gen-z. I don't get it, but these generations love to eat ass.

tblev2011 🚫

@Marius-6

Worked with a guy once that was obsessed with munching booty. Always talked about it whenever he felt an opportunity arise. Said it was a thrill and a major turn on. Compared the anticipation and excitement to sticking his tongue on a 9volt battery. To each their own I guess.

ystokes 🚫

@Marius-6

Edited due to the damn Auto-"Inncorect" on my phone πŸ“±

You wrote all that on a phone? I can't get past 2 sentences before I want to destroy mine.

Replies:   Marius-6
Marius-6 🚫

@ystokes

Necessity and practice have resulted in my being able to type quite long and detailed messages and posts on my phone.

Auto Fill helps; except when it doesn't...

I am amazed by how much US POWs were able to communicate using Morse Code! I have met several of those amazing individuals. Learning Morse Code was required for many officers and some Enlisted personnel before the 1980's.

I learned a bit of it. But if we really needed to use Morse Code we had a "cheat sheet" Modern CW (Continuous Wave) radios have a keypad. You type in your message, the radio transmission is in Morse Code. You receive a message in Morse Code and it is automatically translated into text.

red61544 🚫

@Marius-6

Sadly, it's the only way to get ahead on some jobs and, as you know, some guys just have to bring their work home with them!

joyR 🚫

@Marius-6

For the last few months I have been seeing a LOT of Analingus in the story codes!

Could it be a response to the rising cost of toilet tissue?

Maybe somewhat 'tongue in cheek'?

:)

Or possibly due to the overuse of 'kiss my ass', it's just natural progression?

Replies:   richardshagrin
richardshagrin 🚫

@joyR

Analingus

Why is there anal in Gus?

Jumpingfrog 🚫

@Marius-6

Don't yuck someone else's yum!

awnlee jawking 🚫

@Marius-6

Have any Golden Clitoride winning stories ever included analingus?

AJ

Replies:   Marius-6
Marius-6 🚫

@awnlee jawking

I don't know. I have, for the most part, not read any stories that include ass licking.

I was commenting more about Quantity, rather than quality.

To the best of my recollection, the majority of stories that have an ass licking Tag, don't seem like they would be very good stories.

I have read a few stories that include it, I just skip over that kink. I do enjoy some Erotica, and even pornography. However, some stories I sometimes just skip the sex, and focus on other elements of the story.

I am sure there are some well written stories with ass licking. Votes for Ciltoride Awards are a popularity contest. Some superior stories don't win; sometimes they aren't even nominated.

Mostly, I am commenting about what seems to be a trend of newer stories on SOL, and I wonder if such a kink is actually that popular.

Joe Long 🚫

@Marius-6

Finger in the ass appears to be very popular among writers as well.

Justin Case 🚫

@Marius-6

As for me personally…
I absolutely LOVE to kiss and bite and lick a girl's shapely sexy ass.
But not her ass HOLE.
Yuck.

flightorfight 🚫

@Marius-6

Ass licking, BDSM, Torture, Rape, Beastiality, all seem to be much more common themes in stories nowadays. Getting to be more like the old ASSTR site before it ended.

Replies:   irvmull  irvmull
irvmull 🚫

@flightorfight

Ass licking, BDSM, Torture, Rape, Beastiality, all seem to be much more common themes in stories nowadays. Getting to be more like the old ASSTR site before it ended.

Yes. It's not that there aren't still some very good stories being posted, but they're getting harder and harder to find, buried in dreck (sometimes literally).

irvmull 🚫

@flightorfight

Ass licking, BDSM, Torture, Rape, Beastiality, all seem to be much more common themes in stories nowadays. Getting to be more like the old ASSTR site before it ended.

I think it's a safe guess that more than one good author, looking for a place to post something, has taken a look and decided to go elsewhere, where the readers are a bit more discerning.

drlolapaul49 🚫

@Marius-6

There is a scene in "Last Tango In Paris"

Maria and Brando are in the bathroom of the apartment. The exchange is something like this:

She: What a long tongue you have.

He: The better to stick up your rear my dear.

I think you have to acknowledge that the idea holds a basic attraction, especially with the female mentioned. However, without significant prep and trust between the players, the act is likely to fall short.

I do recall mention in the "Joy Of Sex" or maybe the sequel, so the idea is not so outlandish as some might suggest.

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