I may have figured out the way this author starts his profile. There are approximately 25 words in quasi alphabetical order, but the is no word that starts with L. It is a Christmas greeting, Noel.
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Annoyingly Brass and Cross whiled Deviously Erudite. Fresh as a Gnarled Hobbit. Incredibly Jaundiced and a Kleptomaniac with a Mean Nasty Occupation. Productive Quoin Restorationist Supreme who Treats Udders in Various Ways. Xenophiliac Youth Zoologist."