I don't know why the subject of metaphors keeps catching my attention and, frankly, I afraid to think on it too deeply!
I found the video at this post very humorous, once I adapted to the accent.
The woman who posted it added this:
Metaphors are the terrible fate that comes to take reason and sanity from 'English majors,' assuming they had any to begin with. Considered yourself warned. Step back from the metaphor.
This has been a Public Health Warning for Metaphors. Stay safe, avoid analyzing stories for metaphors.