First thing this A.M. I awake to this headline on the BBC: "Why Australia is in hysterics over Navy Twerking!"
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-56754868
It seems the conservative lawmakers in Australia are having a meltdown over a group of women dancers who BARED THEIR LEGS and SWIVELED THEIR ASSES in front of Oz's newest & proudest warship!
Outrageous! Inappropriate! Unseemly & Provocative! the Conservative lawmakers scream!
Given the proclivity of Ozian lawmakers to amend bills in secret prohibiting the discussion or even public display of writings concerning youthful sexuality, perhaps they'd be more satisfied if the dance troop consisted of Senior Ladies from the New South Wales Retirement & Knitting Society Home. In their ankle-length bloomers!
Nobody can write these things... they're too unbelievable. Only truth is more weird than fiction.