The Literary Review's annual 'Bad Sex Award' has been cancelled because of Covid :-(
AJ
The Literary Review's annual 'Bad Sex Award' has been cancelled because of Covid :-(
AJ
The Literary Review's annual 'Bad Sex Award' has been cancelled because of Covid
It's hard to have "Bad Sex" when no one is having ANY at all. But, on a related note, there have been a few 'advice' pieces for those not willing to 'abstain' for the duration (as well as many marriage breaking up permanently because of the strains imposed by Covid). The one thing they all suggest (though few can implement, due to the physical constrains of apartment living or the underlying physical structures, is to build Glory Holes. Since transmission is primarily though the air, rather than touch, most suggest that even long-term husbands/wives, girlfriends and/or boyfriends NOT breathe on each other, but simply hump away at the (hopefully carefully hidden away) hold-in-the-wall.
Now, that's a bad story just waiting to be written!
I can see it now "Covid-19 2020 Glory Hole (at Mom & Dad's house)".
It's hard to have "Bad Sex"
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
A golf course is a waste of a perfectly good rifle range. Feel an unnatural urge to batter a poor round ball so badly that if flees hundreds of yards and hides in a hole? Just go shooting. None of that uncivilized walking required.
A golf course is a waste of a perfectly good rifle range.
That is incredibly naive. Don't you know how many government and business deals take place on golf courses?
AJ
That is incredibly naive. Don't you know how many government and business deals take place on golf courses?
You say that like you think it's a good thing.
You say that like you think it's a good thing.
It would definitely be an improvement if the government officials and businessmen bribing them were shooting at each other with live ammo.
AJ
It would definitely be an improvement if the government officials and businessmen bribing them were shooting at each other with live ammo.
So you're a fan of Dick Cheney, then.
So you're a fan of Dick
Sorry, I'm strictly hetero.
So am I, but I'm still a fan of Dick, as they're my hero. Yeah dick! Go boy, go!
I like to encourage mine every chance I get. Otherwise, he pouts, curls into a ball and won't talk to anyone, and it takes a lot of poking and prodding to get him to come out into the sunshine once again. Sometimes, I even have to yank him out of his hidey hole in my underwear!
Sorry, I'm strictly hetero.
You don't have to be gay for Dick to fire a load in your face.
That is incredibly naive. Don't you know how many government and business deals take place on golf courses?
And just think how much faster all those businesses would operate if those individuals were standing in an open firing range. It might just remake the entire industries!
government and business deals take place on golf courses
So not only would they make excellent rifle ranges, they'd also be target-rich environments? Even more reason to go shooting on them.
Since transmission is primarily though the air, rather than touch, most suggest that even long-term husbands/wives, girlfriends and/or boyfriends NOT breathe on each other, but simply hump away at the (hopefully carefully hidden away) hold-in-the-wall.
I can see it now, the husband is humping away at the glory hole when his wife walks up behind him and asks him what he's doing.
I can see it now, the husband is humping away at the glory hole when his wife walks up behind him and asks him what he's doing.
Or their son. "Don't worry, Mom, it's no one we know. We've never even seen each other!"
"Don't worry," her husband said, "I'll check out who it is."
Adding to my original
I can see it now, the husband is humping away at the glory hole when his wife walks up behind him and asks him what he's doing.
The husband startled by his wife backs away from the home glory hole. A few minutes later their 15 year old daughter comes out of the other room wearing only a long t-shirt and asks where her boyfriend went.