Guys call it a stroke story, or at least people on this site do. Since, presumably, girls don't stroke, what would they call it when they masturbate to a story?
Guys call it a stroke story, or at least people on this site do. Since, presumably, girls don't stroke, what would they call it when they masturbate to a story?
diddle
Jacqueline Jillinghoff will be most displeased you didn't say 'jilling off'.
AJ
diddle
Jacqueline Jillinghoff will be most displeased you didn't say 'jilling off'.
Somehow, declaring you're writing a little 'diddler' sounds better than claiming you're writing a 'jiller'! A natural part of literature is narrative flow, so the words sound natural, whether they've ever been used in that combination before or not.
'diddler'
That term tends to be synonamous with 'molester' as I've heard it. (Yes, likely not how it started, but the term seems to have shifted with use.)
I asked my wife this question and here is her response:
"It would be a story where you spent all day doing the many chores you promised to get done around here, listened to me tell you about my day and didn't interupt, took me out to a restaurant that I liked, and then you didn't spend three hours writing perverted stories"
So I am thinking about writing a story about a guy who does that - but it doesn't sound very realistic.
So I am thinking about writing a story about a guy who does that
Call it "Honeydew."
I am thinking about writing a story about a guy who does that - but it doesn't sound very realistic.
The MC is in the doghouse in a serious way, possibly because the ball and chain caught him shtupping her youngest sister (who was the last of her six younger sisters for him to have been caught with, over the years).
See, all that's needed is to get his motivation right, and you can make him do things that are completely out of character - and the only way it strains suspension of disbelief is if he enjoys it. (Although if he subtly takes out the batteries from his hearing aids prior to 'listening'...)
So I am thinking about writing a story about a guy who does that - but it doesn't sound very realistic.
None of the best fantasies are about normalcy, instead you want the utterly unlikely and most perverse to really get someone off (i.e. as in 'off my damn chest so I can breathe, damn it!).
There are stories here about genies granting wishes for orgies, mind control, harems, and even sex-changes, stories about magic, aliens, magic aliens, and stories about mothers who help their daughters seduce their husbands (be they the girl's biological or step father), stories about sex robots, time travel, vampires, succubi, werewolves, and anything else you can think of...yet what you find unrealistic is a guy actually doing what his wife wants? LMAO
.yet what you find unrealistic is a guy actually doing what his wife wants?
The magic aliens are more plausible. :)
I have stroked myself and been stroked, and I do not have any boy parts, except whatever's in the back of my closet. It was a messy divorce.