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Oh, to be 89 again

PotomacBob ๐Ÿšซ

The New York Post reports that "Formula 1 mogul Bernie Ecclestone to be a dad again at 89."

Replies:   awnlee jawking
garymrssn ๐Ÿšซ

I think I'll set 89 as my next goal in life. It's less time than it took to get from birth to graduating high school. Easy Peasy.
Somebody hold my beer. ;)

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@garymrssn

Somebody hold my beer. ;)

Nothing good ever happens after a guy says "Hold my beer."

Replies:   Remus2  StarFleet Carl
Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ
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@Dominions Son

Nothing good ever happens after a guy says "Hold my beer."

Or "Hold my Tequila." Last said twenty years ago, when I was determined to test the floatation characteristics of a golf cart.

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Remus2

Or "Hold my Tequila." Last said twenty years ago

Did you perchance say "This is gonna be cool." after "Hold my Tequila."? That's a serious bad mojo magnifier in these situations.

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Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ
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@Dominions Son

Did you perchance say "This is gonna be cool." after "Hold my Tequila."? That's a serious bad mojo magnifier in these situations.

The latter, except it was slurred to sound as "hold my tokillya." It almost became a prescient slur as the damn thing sank to the bottom fast with me tangled up with the belt trying to get out.

Not one of my more stellar moments to be sure.

StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Nothing good ever happens after a guy says "Hold my beer."

There's typically good coming from it - the emergency room people get to figure out how to do something no one has ever seen before in the world of injury treatment. That's means an article in the New England Journal of Medicine.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@PotomacBob

All his offspring so far have turned out to be screwups. Perhaps he's still hoping to churn out a decent human being.

AJ

Wheezer ๐Ÿšซ

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