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Keet ๐Ÿšซ

The Professional Porch Sitters Union. Now there's a philosophy I can completely agree with!

Replies:   awnlee jawking
richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down. I suspect most porch sitting is done in a chair or similar piece of furniture that keeps your butt off the floor (of the porch.) And a lot of porch sitting depends on the weather (not raining or snowing and fairly low wind intensity) and the temperature. If it is freezing or the temperature is so high you sweat just sitting there, Porch Sitting would need to be a Union job, well paid, to continue to sit.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

Procrastanaters of the world....we'll do it later.

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Procrastanaters of the world....we'll do it later.

Bad spellers of the world.... Untie...!!

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Keet

Professional, huh?

How much are you paying yourself?

AJ

Replies:   Keet
Keet ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

How much are you paying yourself?

You didn't read the 'rules and regulations', did you?

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Keet

No Dues, so you don't pay anything. But if you're a professional someone must be paying you. Or is it secretly The Amateur Porch Sitters Union?

AJ

Replies:   Keet
Keet ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

No Dues, so you don't pay anything. But if you're a professional someone must be paying you. Or is it secretly The Amateur Porch Sitters Union?

Payment is not always in money ;)

Replies:   shaddoth1
shaddoth1 ๐Ÿšซ

@Keet

Payment can be just getting out of the house and away from the noise inside.

Shad

Replies:   Keet
Keet ๐Ÿšซ

@shaddoth1

Payment can be just getting out of the house and away from the noise inside.

In my case it's more staying inside to avoid the noise outside :D

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

Bad spellers of the world.... Untie...!!

I thought that was dyslexics.

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

I thought that was dyslexics.

dyslexics Is to hard for a bad speller to spell

How cruel do you have to be to create the word dyslexics anyway..??

Replies:   Keet  Dominions Son
Keet ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

How cruel do you have to be to create the word dyslexics anyway..?

That's a viable subject to discus on the porch :D

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

How cruel do you have to be to create the word dyslexics anyway..??

About as cruel as you have to be to give someone with a lisp a name with a lot of Ss in it.

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