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Bondi Beach ๐Ÿšซ

From the pep talk message I just received:

"Things that felt like desperate, random nonsense on page 72 (the broken pocket watch, a partially obscured tattoo, that taxidermied marmot on the mantelpiece) are suddenly important and meaningful on page 187."

Gotta figure out a way to get a taxidermied marmot into my story.

bb

Wheezer ๐Ÿšซ

Was said taxidermied Marmot used in a sexual act? :P

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Wheezer

Was said taxidermied Marmot used in a sexual act? :P

If it was used in a sexual act, should that be coded as toys or bestiality?

Joe_Bondi_Beach ๐Ÿšซ

@Wheezer

Was said taxidermied Marmot used in a sexual act? :P

I hope so.

Lumpy ๐Ÿšซ

Maybe it's a position out of the kama sutra.

"I pulled a muscle in my back attempting the taxidermied Marmot"

Replies:   Parthenogenesis
Parthenogenesis ๐Ÿšซ

@Lumpy

"I pulled a muscle in my back attempting the taxidermied Marmot"

Lumpy wins this round.

Replies:   Bondi Beach
Bondi Beach ๐Ÿšซ

@Parthenogenesis

Amen.

bb

Rondam44 ๐Ÿšซ

BB,
We should be tranquil and thankful and proud, because we've been endowed with the internet: here's a page full of taxidermed marmots. https://www.google.com/search?q=taxidermied+marmot&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0CC0Q7AlqFQoTCM6H9qvN_MgCFUpeHgod__8HRw&biw=1280&bih=865

sejintenej ๐Ÿšซ

@Rondam44

Line 4, 3rd from the left remind you of someone?
Line 1 extreme right; ditto

Replies:   Ernest Bywater
Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@sejintenej

Line 4, 3rd from the left remind you of someone?
Line 1 extreme right; ditto

Such a reference means nothing because the number of images per line various with the size of the browser window, thus you need to identify via the number of photos it's in from the top left corner so we can all count from that point.

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@Rondam44

We should be tranquil and thankful and proud, because we've been endowed with the internet: here's a page full of taxidermed marmots.

Most of them look a lot like Tax Office investigation staff.

Wheezer ๐Ÿšซ

@Rondam44

I'm fairly certain that some of those Marmots are actually Groundhogs! :P

Replies:   tppm  ustourist
tppm ๐Ÿšซ

@Wheezer

I'm fairly certain that some of those Marmots are actually Groundhogs! :P

At least one is a live cat.

Replies:   Wheezer
Wheezer ๐Ÿšซ

@tppm

I hate it when my jokes fall flat. Nobody seems to have picked up on the small fact that Groundhogs are one type of Marmots. :P

Replies:   Ernest Bywater
Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@Wheezer

Groundhogs

Sorry, but I thought groundhogs were redneck bigots who didn't like flying, unless they were driving a pick-up truck at high speed on the highway while drunk.

ustourist ๐Ÿšซ

@Wheezer

I am fairly certain that bb would have gone for the real fox amongst that varied crowd.
(#25)

Replies:   Bondi Beach
Bondi Beach ๐Ÿšซ
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@ustourist

I am fairly certain that bb would have gone for the real fox amongst that varied crowd.

(#25)

The fox is kind of cute, but I'm more partial to the live cat. I like the "Marmots of ill repute," too.

I've already decided how the marmot is going to come into play in my NaNoWriMo novel, and it's going to be a key plot point.

bb

Bondi Beach ๐Ÿšซ

@Rondam44

here's a page full of taxidermed marmots.

A plethora of marmots! (With an imposter or two, but who's counting?

bb

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