Could you please post one last time so we don't keep waiting for the next chapter? Thank you. Of course, you're welcome to do this just before you die, but a lot of people tend to seriously underestimate how sick they are, so if you don't do it before you die, please do it ASAP afterward.
A phone rings.
"Exotic Erotic Fireworks, how may I help you."
"Trish, It's Mike, I need to speak to the boss."
"Hold on a minute."
....
"What is it this time Mike?"
"I'm not going to be able to make it in to work today."
"That's the third time this month! You had better have a damn good excuse this time!"
"I have to go to a funeral."
"Whose?"
"Mine......."
