More for the "you can't make this stuff up" department.
According to the instructions, after you've circumgyrated the telescopic stick, you:
"Pull up and down the stick, denched the stick by your hand, put it up and down slowly, prevent the fast up and down ..."
I think this will fit right in to my next story, whatever it ends up being. There's always a place for "slow up and down."
And all this to put up a projection screen.
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"Pull up and down the stick, denched the stick by your hand, put it up and down slowly, prevent the fast up and down ..."
I think this will fit right in to my next story, whatever it ends up being. There's always a place for "slow up and down."
I can see it now: Dildo Instruction Manual, with the recipient confusing the handle on the box for the purchased dildo.
I can see it now: Dildo Instruction Manual, with the recipient confusing the handle on the box for the purchased dildo.
On the question of circumgyrating, my older daughter (I did not send her the whole quote) nailed it by asking whether we had the slide carousel set up yet.
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Instead of drinking a cocktail, read a cock tale.
In the immortal words of Jessica James, Long is Fine, Fat is Finer.
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