I know, it's too much fun to talk about the election, the meaning of life and The Future of Our Country (USA, that is), but how about a little detour or return to writing about sex?
From the opening paragraphs of First Grave on the Right, by Darynda Jones:
"I was having a killer dream that featured a set of capable hands, a hot mouth, and a creative employment of lederhosen ..."
I'm having fun thinking about creative uses of lederhosen. Not my first choice of clothing with erotic potential, but I'm willing to learn.