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Bondi Beach 🚫

You can call it whatever you want---hardcore, porn, trash, erotica---but this paragraph is so over-the-top it is classic. YMMV:

Freed from its confinement, his Herculean cock bounced upwards at a forty-five degree angle, and Ann stepped away from him to gaze at his hardened desire. It was thickly webbed with blue veins, turning it into an angry looking, purple shaft of wanton delight. She could see it expand and contract slightly as his lust heated blood coursed through the mass, his mushroom shaped head glowing like a burning coal. His balls were swollen and hanging loosely beneath the base of his prick, the scrotum covered with his dark, course pubic hair.

From "An Incestuous Party," by Anon Author, 1993, ASSTR

~ JBB

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Switch Blayde 🚫

@Bondi Beach

upwards at a forty-five degree angle,

See, there's that "s" again.

As to the paragraph, uggh.

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Bondi Beach 🚫
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@Switch Blayde

As to the paragraph, uggh.

The "burning coal" image was a little off-putting, certainly.

ETA: It gets better, or worse. I suspect the author actually writes for a living and this was an effort to parody the porn? erotica? genre.

I mean, tongues wrapping "wetly" around each other? That takes work, although it's rivaled by doing things "erotically."

And there's always "the flowing eddies of her own wetly roaring cum." I mean, you can't make this stuff up, except that someone obviously did.

~ JBB

jimq2 🚫

@Bondi Beach

Sounds like one of the AI stories.

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Bondi Beach 🚫

@jimq2

Sounds like one of the AI stories.

Perhaps their LLM included back files of ASSTR.

~ JBB

Pixy 🚫

@Bondi Beach

She could see it expand and contract slightly as his lust heated blood coursed through the mass,

That's not even medically possible as the penis is a dead end. There is no circulation. All it has is a one way check-valve at the base. Blood rushes in, finds no exit, expands the organ as the valve only allows blood one way. After a designated period of time, the valve releases and blood flows back down the same tubes into general circulation. Fuck around with that valve and priapism enters the chat...

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awnlee jawking 🚫

@Pixy

His balls were swollen and hanging loosely beneath the base of his prick,

More medical unsoundness.

Swollen balls?

And if they were hanging loosely, that signifies their owner wasn't aroused.

AJ

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BlacKnight 🚫

@awnlee jawking

Swollen balls?

Maybe she kneed him in them when he proposed putting a burning coal inside her. "It'll be fine," he said. "I saw it on the Internet."

Michael Loucks 🚫

@Pixy

There is no circulation

Medically inaccurate.

There is absolutely blood circulation, as that is the only way to sustain cellular function. Arteries, veins, and capillaries circulate blood in the normal fashion as they do for any other part of the body.

What you are referring to is the corpora cavernosa, which run the length of the penis, and become engorged with blood to cause an erection. That blood flows in through arteries and out through veins, as is true of any other blood moving in your body. The outflow is controlled by muscles which restrict the veins. There is no 'one-way check valve'.

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Pixy 🚫

@Michael Loucks

Every day is a school day...

Admittedly, it was a few years ago when I last delved into it (it's not really a subject of much interest to me...LOL). If I remember right, (and it really was decades ago) the reason for the interest was why males have erections when they don't want them and when they are asleep. The answer given (or at least the one that stuck (wrongly) in my brain, was the 'one way valve' one, and that of there being no circulatory system, so erections were needed to flush the organ with fresh oxygenated blood to keep it from necrotising (is that the right word?) /dying. Which was why erections happened when the owner wasn't aroused and when unconscious.

In other news, the Earth is flat...

irvmull 🚫

@Bondi Beach

The "burning coal" image was a little off-putting, certainly.

Sounds like it's time for a round of antibiotics, eh?

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Bondi Beach 🚫

@irvmull

Roger that.

~ JBB

Bondi Beach 🚫

@irvmull

Roger that.

~ JBB

Mushroom 🚫

@Bondi Beach

You can call it whatever you want---hardcore, porn, trash, erotica---but this paragraph is so over-the-top it is classic.

I actually included a passage from one of them in a story of mine, that was just so over the top it made me laugh.

Both Jeff and Cissy stripped. The smell of hot cunt filled the air of the compartment, and Pam saw that Cissy was all foamy and greasy between the thighs, as if spit had been leaking from her pussy. Jeff rested his back against one wall of the van and spread his legs, nearly shoving one naked foot in Pam's lap before she pushed it away. He smiled at her and she looked away. Cissy, meanwhile, lay face-down on the mattress between Jeff's legs, her hands cradling his huge, erect cock and keeping his foreskin pulled down, her nose and tongue rubbing up and down the underside of the massive prick. Fucklube bubbled from the man's pisshole and dribbled over Cissy's freckled nose.

https://storiesonline.net/s/34015/schoolgirls-first-time/i

Of course, most of those were written by a handful of authors. One of them was Andrew Offutt, a prolific fantasy and sci-fi author that among other things wrote official Conan stories.

However, to help pay the bills he wrote over 400 pornographic novels. And that is all that his son is aware of, there may have been many more.

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@Mushroom

I'm pretty sure either Cissy's head is on backwards, or Jeff is doing a handstand.

Bondi Beach 🚫

@Mushroom

Of course, most of those were written by a handful of authors. One of them was Andrew Offutt, a prolific fantasy and sci-fi author that among other things wrote official Conan stories.

I remember hearing an interview with the son who after his father's death had discovered the printed books of erotica his father had written---I don't think it was Offutt, however, since this was 2009 or so and Offutt was still alive.

One hopes Offutt's stuff was classier than what we've quoted here.

~ JBB

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Switch Blayde 🚫
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@Bondi Beach

I remember hearing an interview with the son who after his father's death had discovered the printed books of erotica his father had written

I remember that. I thought it was his daughter, though.

Rodeodoc 🚫

@Bondi Beach

"Purple shaft of wanton delight". I asked Mrs R if that described my tallywacker and she's still laughing. At me, not with me.

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