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big-endian ๐Ÿšซ

Would someone point me to the right place or tell me how to do it?
I'm curious about annualized aggregate counts since SOLs start through today. Things like "Number of:" a) Stories Started, b) Stories Completed, c) same for Word Counts, d) New Authors, e) Continuing to contribute Authors, f) Paused Authors, Deleted Authors, each by year (that sort of thing). It seems to me like SOL has had a lot of growth at times. I wondering if actual data would support/refute my impression.

AmigaClone ๐Ÿšซ

@big-endian

Try asking Lazeez Jiddan who founded SOL and has been it's webmaster since using the 'contact' button on the home page.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@AmigaClone

I suspect management wouldn't be happy at spending the amount of time it would take to collate those statistics even if it weren't commercially sensitive information.

Try asking Amazon for those statistics :-(

AJ

Pixy ๐Ÿšซ

@big-endian

I would be intrigued as to the results. I'm no statistician, but after reading 'Freakonomics' (DTP) I have developed a curious interest in weird things.

big-endian ๐Ÿšซ

@big-endian

Good Idea. Before I do, any idea what database SOL uses? In a past life, I wrote SQL aggregate queries for a data warehouse Oracle database. Based on what what we can see SOL's database is probably organized along OLTP lines.
So, if the schema and data isn't "commercially sensitive information" I'd be glad to help write and test the queries.

Replies:   richardshagrin
richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

@big-endian

Figures don't lie, but liars figure.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

Figures don't lie

Of course they do, or accountants would be out of business. Besides, where to you think 'figuratively' came from? ;-)

AJ

Replies:   Pixy
Pixy ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Figures don't lie

Of course they do

My bathroom scales certainly do. The motherfucker....

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Pixy

I suspect my 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall' is broken. It's definitely cracked :-)

AJ

ralord82276 ๐Ÿšซ

@Pixy

Bathroom scales get so much hatred because they are misunderstood. People think they are there to tell us our weight but that just isn't true. I firmly believe that their true purpose is to give us a numerical percentage of the amount of awesome we are!
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... then again it could also be a numerical valuation of the amount of BS we spout...hmm let me go ponder some more.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@ralord82276

I firmly believe that their true purpose is to give us a numerical percentage of the amount of awesome we are!

The Rolling Stones only had five stones of awesomeness - I'm sure your bathroom scales rate your awesomeness at least twice that :-)

AJ

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@ralord82276

Bathroom scales get so much hatred because they are misunderstood. People think they are there to tell us our weight

What! My weight!
I thought it was my IQ.

Replies:   ralord82276
ralord82276 ๐Ÿšซ

@Switch Blayde

well it can't be IQ... my scale doesn't show negative numbers :-)

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@ralord82276

well it can't be IQ

And I thought eating all those snacks was good for my brain. :)

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@ralord82276

my scale doesn't show negative numbers

Then how does it work for Australians (or whoever is antipodal to where you live)? :-)

AJ

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ
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@awnlee jawking

or whoever is antipodal to where you live

No one is antipodal to where I live (south eastern Wisconsin. My antipode is in the middle of the Indian Ocean. Pretty much all of the US and Canada ends up antipodal to the Indian Ocean. If you are in Northern Canada or Alaska, you might end up in Antarctica.

https://engaging-data.com/antipodes-map/

Replies:   Pixy  awnlee jawking
Pixy ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

That's a rather fascinating map. I can't help but wonder if it's deliberate that the majority of land masses are opposed by water or if it's just coincidence.

Replies:   Switch Blayde
Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@Pixy

I can't help but wonder if it's deliberate that the majority of land masses are opposed by water or if it's just coincidence.

Since 71% of Earth is water, I guess it's more statistically probable than coincidence.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Apologies, your map doesn't support my elderly browser.

What about the Chagos Islands? Aren't they somewhere in the middle of the Indian Ocean?

AJ

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ
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@awnlee jawking

What about the Chagos Islands? Aren't they somewhere in the middle of the Indian Ocean?

How big are they, and where exactly? All of the US and Canada manage to miss Australia, Africa and Asia. If they are relatively close to one of those land masses, probably not. Even if centrally located in the Indian Ocean, the number of people whose antipode his those islands is likely to be quite small.

Edit: Checked the other direction, the antipodes map doesn't have all of the smaller islands, but as close as I could get using lat/long, it ends up in the Pacific ocean, west of the north end of South America.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

I'm not sure where they are but I believe they're tiny. I know they're not close to Mauritius, the Chinese ally to whom the UK is in the process of gifting them, and they have a strategically vital US air base which necessitated ethnically cleansing the island hosting it of all Chagossians.

AJ

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

I Checked the other direction, the antipodes map doesn't have all of the smaller islands, but as close as I could get using lat/long, it ends up in the Pacific ocean, west of the north end of South America.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

in the Pacific ocean, west of the north end of South America.

That's what I got too, using my dead tree atlas.

AJ

AmigaClone ๐Ÿšซ
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@big-endian

I would say that there is a degree of coincidence (with over 2/3 of the land surface being located in the northern hemisphere) which skews the statistical probability a bit.

BTW, here is another antipodal map.

https://www.geodatos.net/en/antipodes

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