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Quasirandom ๐Ÿšซ

Here's one: leaving a statement about serialization in the description, like "Updated twice a week," after the story is complete.

What's yours?

Keet ๐Ÿšซ

@Quasirandom

I don't like such remarks in a description but the author has no other place to add an author note.
What I really don't like is a remark to avoid adding a specific code, especially if that is to avoid being passed for reading because of that code.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Keet

I don't like such remarks in a description but the author has no other place to add an author note.

That's not true. There's a spot in the story/chapter posting wizard for adding an author note that will go at the end of the story/last posted chapter.

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Keet ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

That's not true. There's a spot in the story/chapter posting wizard for adding an author note that will go at the end of the story/last posted chapter.

Yes, of course, but that doesn't show on the home page. And that is where authors who add remarks to the description want it to show.

tendertouch ๐Ÿšซ

@Keet

What I really don't like is a remark to avoid adding a specific code, especially if that is to avoid being passed for reading because of that code.

Yep, really don't like that one. If the code they're trying to get around is one of them that I filter on I'll just filter the author instead.

Quasirandom ๐Ÿšซ

@Keet

Not fond of that myself.

(I only code Caution when there's content some might consider too spicy that the current codes don't cover.)

ystokes ๐Ÿšซ

@Quasirandom

My personal favorite is when they say some sex and it turns out to be closer to a stroke story.

Replies:   Switch Blayde
Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ
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@ystokes

My personal favorite is when they say some sex and it turns out to be closer to a stroke story.

It's not black and white between minimal and some sex.

What I consider minimal sex, others will consider some sex. Even what I consider some sex, others might consider much sex.

Don't fault the author. It's subjective to both the author AND reader.

Replies:   Switch Blayde
Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@Switch Blayde

It's subjective to both the author AND reader

Here's an example. In the novel I'm currently posting, "The Nymphomaniac," I have it as "some sex." There's plenty of graphic sex throughout the story so someone else might think it was "much sex." I don't because there's plenty of scenes with no sex. Someone looking for a story with "much sex" would be upset with all those "no sex" scenes.

So who's right? (That's rhetorical)

Replies:   ystokes
ystokes ๐Ÿšซ

@Switch Blayde

Your right that it is somewhat subjective. It's a tag that determines if I read the story by a lot. To me some sex is once in a while, much sex is in every chapter and stroke is more then 3 acts per chapter.

whisperclaw ๐Ÿšซ

@Quasirandom

My peeve is when the description is no description at all, but something like "This idea came to me in a dream after eating too many fried pickles." HARD. PASS.

Replies:   ystokes
ystokes ๐Ÿšซ

@whisperclaw

My peeve is when the description is no description at all, but something like "This idea came to me in a dream after eating too many fried pickles." HARD. PASS.

Don't you just love that crap. There are some stories on this site with no description or tag even.

Replies:   Switch Blayde
Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@ystokes

no description or tag even

Gotta have at least one story code.

red61544 ๐Ÿšซ

@Quasirandom

I understand the reasoning behind it, but that doesn't make it less of a peeve. "To understand this story, you need to read the first fifteen books that I've written in the series". I know it's a continuation of what came before but, if I wanted to read thirty-nine "books", I'd have read the bible. Even then, it isn't necessary to read Leviticus to understand Mark. John Grisham has written 37 consecutive best sellers and I can pick up any one of them and understand it completely.

Replies:   Switch Blayde  ystokes
Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@red61544

John Grisham has written 37 consecutive best sellers and I can pick up any one of them and understand it completely.

Could you read the third book in "Lord of the Rings" without reading the first two and completely understand it?

ystokes ๐Ÿšซ

@red61544

I'd have read the bible. Even then, it isn't necessary to read Leviticus to understand Mark.

This is such a bad example, even chapters don't have much in common with each other.

Zellus ๐Ÿšซ

@Quasirandom

One of the worst examples is where the description only have something like; "This is a repost" or "This story has been updated", and no info about what the story is about.
It's somewhat informative for old readers how know the story, but really bad for everyone else.

red61544 ๐Ÿšซ

@Quasirandom

Guys, this is a peeve. It doesn't have to be rational; it simply has to piss me off. I deal with it in my own way by simply finding a different story. I'm too old to fart around
with twenty nine books of the same story. I'm probably going to die before I reach book 16, and it really aggravates me when I don't finish a story. I'm so old I'm surely going to be dead before the author reaches the end at 96 books!

Replies:   Marius-6
Marius-6 ๐Ÿšซ

@red61544

I'm probably going to die before I reach book 16, and it really aggravates me when I don't finish a story. I'm so old I'm surely going to be dead before the author reaches the end at 96 books!

I consider this to be a Feature not a bug. If I enjoy a story/series, I wish it would go on forever! (Unrealistic, I know.) When I finish reading a story, I am often a bit sad...

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Quasirandom

a peeve

My peef is that the singular of peeves isn't peef ;-)

AJ

Replies:   red61544
red61544 ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

My peef is that the singular of peeves isn't peef ;-)

You're right: one beef, two beeves! But do you really want a single sleeve to be a sleef?

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@red61544

But do you really want a single sleeve to be a sleef?

If you had to give up your harem and settle for a single woman, you probably wouldn't want to call her your wive ;-)

AJ

Replies:   Switch Blayde
Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

The questionable one is the plural of "dwarf." It's "dwarfs" (unless you're Tolkien and then it's "dwarves.")

The rule is that words ending with -fe, -f, and -lf are replaced by -ve before adding the "s". So Tolkien mistakenly followed the rules where his elf were elves but also his dwarf were dwarves.

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