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PotomacBob 🚫
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In my area, men-only barber shops seem to be disappearing. When I was a kid, I got a haircut every Tuesday, and paid 40 cents each time. There was no tipping.

Today, with tip, it costs me 40 dollars for a haircut and beard trim. The people who cut my hair are all female, and i could also get a pedicure or fingernail trim (for more money). When I go there (every few months instead of weekly), I am usually the only male in the joint.

What happened to all-male barber shops, where you could listen to other patrons tell tall tales, and I could buy a comb or a brush or male condoms?
My hope is to include a "lack of barber shops" scene in a work in progress.

tendertouch 🚫

@PotomacBob

I get mine cut at the local barber shop. The current crew is all female, but they don't generally do women's hair unless it's being kept short. Inflation, though, ya know – $20 + tip

Replies:   DBActive  Dicrostonyx
DBActive 🚫

@tendertouch

When I started to go to my barber shop it was an all male staff. Now it's only women barbers - $17, plus tip. The women all say why left being hairdresser for women was that the customers were too bitchy and men were easier to deal with.

Replies:   Justin Case
Justin Case 🚫

@DBActive

My ex girlfriend was a cosmetologist.
She said men were easy because all you had to do was talk sweet and rub your tits on their arm a lot. That kept them happy and tipping big.

Dicrostonyx 🚫

@tendertouch

I remember when I turned 18 and haircuts at my local shop when from the teen price of $7 up to $10.

I just looked it up. Gas in that year was 28.9 cents per litre. Today it's 182.9.

Not that I need a cut very often, but I think a mere doubling of the price would be a bargain.

garymrssn 🚫

@PotomacBob

According to my wife, I had to ask to be sure, we have been cutting each others hair for the last 50 years.
I never asked the price.

Replies:   Justin Case
Justin Case 🚫

@garymrssn

A sight more than $20 for sure.

Paladin_HGWT 🚫

@PotomacBob

When possible, I go to Tillicum, just across I-5 from the Madigan (Army Hospital) Gate to JBLM (Joint Base Lewis-McChord); just north of Camp Murray (Washington Army/Air National Guard base). There are numerous barbershops, quite a few owned/operated by Koreans. Haircuts are $5. Shaves or a beard trim are more. On base it is $10.

Alternatively, I go to the Coast Guard base near the Seattle ferry docks; haircuts were $7.50 when I was last there. I have an inkling they are now $10-12.

I used to go to a nearby barber school, for $10, but they went out of business during the Government Lockdowns c.2020!

Beauty schools tend to provide a haircut and wash for between $15 to $25, and most welcome male clients, to provide experience for their students. (Most clients are women.)

Replies:   tendertouch
tendertouch 🚫

@Paladin_HGWT

Though you might be prepared to be there a while. I once went to a beauty school by Clover Park and it took the student over an hour to cut my hair! Nothing fancy, but she was incredibly tentative.

Replies:   Dicrostonyx
Dicrostonyx 🚫

@tendertouch

she was incredibly tentative.

True, but when my sister was a kid her ear got nicked by a student hair dresser. No permanent damage, but she's never let it go.

awnlee jawking 🚫

@Dicrostonyx

when my sister was a kid her ear got nicked by a student hair dresser.

Perhaps she went to the same hairdresser as Van Gogh ;-)

AJ

Justin Case 🚫

@Dicrostonyx

When my mom went to cosmetology school, I let her cut my hair.
She nicked my ear... TWICE in one year.

When I went to paramedic school at the junior college, I used to get the $5 haircuts at the cosmetology school on campus.

I got nicked there as well, same ear.
(maybe it's something with my ears. ??)

The poor girl was horrified and almost passed out.

I just calmly asked for a paper towel to cover and apply pressure for 12 minutes or so until the bleeding stopped.

Her instructor went WAYY overboard and even berated her.

Felt sorry for the girl and downplayed the whole ordeal really hard. I also made sure to speak to the lead instructor and let her know that this crap happened and the poor girl didn't need to be berated for it.

Positive note...
She and I ended up eating at Subway later that evening, her treat and idea, as an apology I guess.

We had fun, hit it off, and then wound up making out for a few hours in my apartment.
No 'penetration sex', but plenty of kissing, fondling, fingering, and she even went down on me... TWICE.

I still feel that I came out on the winning end of that incident.

Marius-6 🚫

@PotomacBob

If you don't mind going to a "Black" neighborhood, there are plenty of Barbershops, and it is a distinctly MALE atmosphere! Testosterone posing is possible.

Warning!

You may feel like the Asian kid in Gran Torino!

LupusDei 🚫

@PotomacBob

I haven't been for a haircut since I let my grow out into a ponytail at seventeen, and that was a couple years after USSR collapsed and there was 1000% inflation, so talking about prices would be rather meaningless even if I remembered those.

But as far my memory goes, in Soviet Union men only hair salons were either non-existent or extremely rare, at least in our area (I think there was a men section in the large salon of the central "fashion house" beautician school, but even that was like, "that row on the left is priority men" and not all that separate).

Now, I'm not sure. My father followed his hairdresser even when she changed towns (to be fair, it was convenient), but since the pandemic I cut his hair.

Replies:   Keet  ystokes
Keet 🚫

@LupusDei

I haven't been for a haircut since I let my grow out into a ponytail at seventeen,

I do the opposite: every other week or so I run a hair trimmer (clipper?) over my head so only a millimeter is left. Easiest hair style I ever had :D

Replies:   itsmehonest
itsmehonest 🚫

@Keet

Same with me, but every 6 months or so, not bi-weekly. About the time a hat wont cover the mess

ystokes 🚫

@LupusDei

I haven't been for a haircut since I let my grow out into a ponytail at seventeen

I also haven't had mine cut since the mid 80's. It never got longer then half way down my back and had gotten shorter over the years.

Replies:   LupusDei
LupusDei 🚫

@ystokes

Once now and then, when it seems to be getting too pointy, I take the tail forward along the jawbone and clip off anything that protrude out more than a finger's width from the tip of the chin in a single scissors cut. But yes, the hairbrush has so much hair in it sometimes it seems weird it doesn't get thinner.

StarFleet Carl 🚫

@PotomacBob

I go to the local 'Great Clips' every two or three months. If I have a coupon, it's usually under $10, plus tip. Otherwise, it's $17. #3 on the side, clippers on top.

I have a Wahl beard trimmer that I use to keep my beard under control.

Lazeez Jiddan (Webmaster)

@StarFleet Carl

Might not be applicable to where you guys are, but now I'm in Lebanon and here, male barbers are everywhere. We Lebanese men are a hairy bunch.

I don't have much hair on my head anymore, well nothing that a quick pass with a trimmer doesn't take care of.

But one of the more popular services that these manly barber shops here offer is waxing.

Ear hair waxing that is.

That's the only service that I get when I take my kids to get their hair cut once a month. Not as painful as it sounds.

Replies:   Keet  Paladin_HGWT
Keet 🚫

@Lazeez Jiddan (Webmaster)

Ear hair waxing that is.

A very long time ago when I was young I once went to a Turkish barber. He used a cigarette lighter to remove ear hair. Worked pretty good.

Paladin_HGWT 🚫

@Lazeez Jiddan (Webmaster)

In Iraq the barbers light a paper cone on fire, and wave it back and forth, and also wave their off-hand to burn away ear hair.

It is a weird sensation, however, it is effective. I was more concerned about an Iraqi with a straight razor near my neck. I always had my M4 carbine on a 3-point sling... but if they were determined, at best you'd take them with you. Your buddies would see to that anyway... Some GIs really appreciated the fire treatment.

Over the last couple of decades a dozen or two Iraqi, Afghani (etc.) barbers have settled in Washington state. (Others have settled elsewhere.)

For decades most of my barbers have been Korean, Cuban, Honduran, German, Iraqi; but almost none born in the USA. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Replies:   Dicrostonyx
Dicrostonyx 🚫

@Paladin_HGWT

I was more concerned about an Iraqi with a straight razor near my neck.

That reminds me of the old short story "Lather and Nothing Else," also known as "Just Lather, That's All," by Hernando Tellez.

Not sure if it's taught in the US, but every Canadian kid reads that around middle school. Basically, a barber has a dictator sit in his chair one day and has a mental struggle about whether or not to kill him.

irvmull 🚫
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@PotomacBob

I visited the barber today.

They had posted a sign warning that a shave and haircut would be $45 starting April 1!

The real problem seems to be that few barbers are capable of providing a "normal" haircut. Weird stuff with shaved sidewalls seems to be no problem, but a plain old haircut that a grown man will look good in seems to be something they can't handle.

Asking for a shaveh with hot towels and a razor is also asking too much. The young ones don't know how, and the old ones shake too much to be trusted.

But women barbers do tend to do a better job than the males.

Nevertheless, they're still doing better than the folks who work at the burger place, where they don't always think to cook the meat, or the cook at Waffle House who could only cook bacon one strip at a time, because that was the way they demonstrated the bacon fryer when she was hired.

Just a sign of the times: incompetence everywhere.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking 🚫

@irvmull

But women barbers do tend to do a better job than the males.

But will they do men's pits and crotches?

AJ

Replies:   Scribbler
Scribbler 🚫

@awnlee jawking

But will they do men's pits and crotches?

As she strops the straight razor, you'd best pray to whatever deity you call on, she didn't have a bad date, last night...

Straight razor shave... can't get that in Ohio, any more. Seems the State, in its infinite wisdom, has outlawed barbers from using straight razors for face and neck (beard) shaves. The back of the neck, they can do. Makes no sense, but, here we are.

Justin Case 🚫

@PotomacBob

I have a lady barber.
She works at a 'barber and styling shop'.
She does mine for $18. ($20 cash covers tip and allows her to decide IRS crap)

Useless trivia...
In my State, there is a total difference between licensing requirements and approved services between 'barbers' and 'cosmetologists'.

Replies:   akarge
akarge 🚫

@Justin Case

Same here in Washington State. Only Barbers are allowed to shave necks for example.

ystokes 🚫

@PotomacBob

When I was 15 I was traumatized by a haircut. One summer I worked at a YMCA camp when the nurse offered to cut the split ends off my long ponytail, before I knew it she also cut my bangs in a Dutch boy style.

Karma did it's thing, The nurse got caught growing pot behind her office. I also learned another thing, the director came in carrying a 3 ft. plant and shoved it down the garbage disposal and tried to destroy it. Never shove a fiber plant in a garbage disposal. It makes you say bad words.

awnlee jawking 🚫

@ystokes

Never shove a fiber plant in a garbage disposal.

Ha, so fibre can cause constipation ;-)

AJ

palamedes 🚫

@ystokes

Never shove a fiber plant in a garbage disposal. It makes you say bad words.

I know those words. Same results happens when you try and run it threw a combine during harvest season.

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