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"wake up" from the coma
It is faster to recover from a period than a comma. To recover something from a colon you need to give a shit. A semicolon may be a pun, punctuation.
"There are 14 punctuation marks that are used in the English language. They are: the period, question mark, exclamation point, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, brackets, braces, parentheses, apostrophe, quotation mark, and ellipsis."
I will need help to pun about all 14. If a father or mother is getting a doctorate, they will need to write a parent thesis. Virgins have hyphens. A dentist can give your teeth braces. If you win a trophy on a military post you may have a post trophe.